Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Some say hit or miss, but tonight was a hit

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stonekarma
Jan 16, 2019, 4:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I don’t write nearly enough reviews, but I appreciate the community of reviewers here, so though I’d finally give back.

Club layout is as others have described. Only thing I’d add is that I don’t love that there is no bar seating area. I would usually post up there for the best view of the floor. Feels more mobile of a position than sitting down. Lots of girls in the club (maybe 15 or more, felt like), but they all congregated on the back bench, which left me sitting at one of the tables in the middle by the stage. Which meant I could see the 2 dancers on the 2 stages, but felt creepy turning around to assess all the talent behind me...

Anyway, layout aside, I thought the girls were great. Pleasantly surprising, compared to other reviews, plenty of 7-9 range for my eyes. Mix of ethnicities and body types. Girls paraded by (even if I couldn’t see them coming from behind); all chatted me up (no “wanna dance” types tonight), and graciously left if I said in not so many words that I wasn’t interested.

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