Uninspiring Night At Kittens

I haven't checked out the night action at Kittens in a while so I recently made a weeknight visit. The number of dancers was probably right around the 25 that marks the border of the two ranges the review form offers(11-25 and 25-100). But despite the decent numbers over half failed the most basic test for my interest, GETTING NAKED on STAGE!

Look I get that having to remove your clothes every 2 hours or so gets to be a bit of a chore after a while but your stage show is an important consideration when I'm choosing who to get a dance from. Mesh is not naked, sliding clothes down or too the side isn't good enough either. If your body isn't perfect it is still usually sexier when a girl owns what she has than when she's shamefully hiding something. Lastly, if you don't take your panties off I'm going to assume there's a reason for that and therefore it is the wrong day to choose you for a dance.

I'm pretty picky and there wasn't any dancers there I had good intel on. Kimberly, an older very thin blonde made a good first impression early in the night but when she came back later and we got to negotiating she was too vague on service and high on price for me to take a chance. So I left with money in my pocket probably destined for another club soon.

The Restroom was not in good shape. One soap dispenser was gone and the other was nearly empty. The stalls were messy, thankfully I wasn't using them this time.