The lap dance made it all worthwhile

I visited Kitten's late last year (sorry for procrastinating on the review). I don't get to Seattle often, and when I do, I usually try the downtown strip clubs, which I'm never totally happy with. From reviews, it sounded like the downtown clubs were getting ridiculous (along with all Seattle clubs), charging $40 per dance. I thought Kitten's would be a little less predatory to non-locals.

I went on a Monday night (after coming into town), around 10:30 in the evening. I saw maybe two other dudes, and a couple of dancers. (I kept seeing new dancers show up on stage though, so there were definitely more than two...) My strategy was going to be to kick back with my soda for a while and watch the stage show for an hour or so, and then get some dances before leaving. That didn't work so well.

I think probably every 5 minutes, a girl would sit down with me to chat. Most of them weren't that attractive, and it started to get really old. Especially because I knew they were going to ask for a dance, I knew I was going to say "no", and they were blocking my view of the stage.