Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewDick's Drive In? Well this place needs to be named Cunts, Drive Past
Seattle, WA. Sunday late afternoon. Warehouse sort of district south of downtown. Plenty of parking in the back. Walk in to a girl. Tells me $11 cover and I have to check my hat. Remember…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Coronalime)
Muddy
Jun 2, 2023, 12:40 PM
Saturday forecast: High hustle with a chance of awkward dances
I normally fly solo on club outings but this time I was with some buddies. Decided to check out Kittens for the first time. I've read reviews on this place for daytime fun but since…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(gSteph)
SeattleSteve
May 31, 2023, 3:50 PM
Evening Salvaged. Barely.
After a forgettable visit to Pandora’s we decided to try to salvage our evening at Kittens on our way back to the hotel. One good thing about Kittens is it is only about 10 minutes…
bluize
May 31, 2023, 1:21 PM
Will It Pass Muster?
First review was rejected because of paragraph breaks...
I'll start a new one here. Also, 'not enough details' and too many details from another adjudicator who is very smart and 'Everyone knows the extras you're talking…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(funonthaside)
Rich_Oates
May 24, 2023, 11:17 PM
Love and others need new approach lines.....
Stopped by Kittens for the first time in months on a whim this afternoon.
There's a bar next door so I had a beer and decided to see if I could have a dance or…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Coronalime)
anthonyanthony
May 21, 2023, 4:48 AM
One more time
came in on a weekday night, paid my entrance(20) and drink fee. club is a nice layout and hasn't really changed since it opened. two stages straight ahead and on the left but on this…
eclipse425
May 20, 2023, 4:45 PM
Pushy pushy pushy
Went to kittens after work for the first time in 2 years. Thought I’d go try it instead of pandoras.
I got in and paid the 11$ entry and took my seat on the back…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(JoeLoser)
Tb3578
May 17, 2023, 1:23 PM
Afternoon delights
First return visit in awhile. Actually had some hot dancers on the stage (not a reliable feature in mid-afternoon in the past). Easy parking that seems safe. Very dark inside so it…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Coronalime)
frogland
May 16, 2023, 4:18 AM
New talent at Kittens-at least for me
Stopped in after a few deliveries, and wanted some R&R. Usual routine I follow now for daytime visits,, when I get off the West Seattle bridge put on the film from eye doc, so my…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Rich_Oates)
froggy2
May 8, 2023, 1:46 AM
Another trip on a business trip
I returned here on my 2nd visit to Seattle. While there are good reviews of other clubs, I'm a creature of habit and it helps that I relatively know what I'm getting into.
Came in around…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Kotbus)
Kotbus
May 1, 2023, 6:17 AM
Sunday
Decided to drop by Kittens on Sunday shortly after opening at 11am. I should have probably waited a bit because the parking lot seemed pretty empty with only a half dozen cars. I…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
509bad
Apr 18, 2023, 2:00 PM
ROB Alert - Blu (Blu.youb on IG)
ROB Alert - Blu (Blue.youb on IG)
I guess I know how to pick them. No, I did have good experiences as well, but I feel that posting bad ones will help fellow PLs more. This…
5 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
FunTravels
Apr 7, 2023, 12:19 PM
RIO BRAVO!
Just got back from Kittens
First - the club details. Today was actually sunny and when you walk into the place it's darker than dark. I could barely see. I've been her a few times before,…
TBCTBC
Apr 6, 2023, 3:44 AM
Daytime Relief
Arrived at Kittens about 2pm, and pulled into the parking lot, seemed like a lot of cars for mid day, so expected to see lots of lurkers and dancers inside. I have started doing…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Mrdragon)
froggy2
Mar 23, 2023, 6:33 PM
I've Been Kicked Out of Better Places.....
Located in the heart of Georgetown Seattle, Kittens is a stones throw from Lumen Field as well as T-Mobile Park. Hybrid area between industrial, business, and some residential. Club is on the main…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(FLAP3000)
FLAP3000
Mar 21, 2023, 11:52 PM
Friday
Decided to drop by Kittens for a few. Pulled into the empty parking lot with only around maybe a dozen cars. Went inside and paid my $10 cover and drink. The bathroom…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(509bad)
509bad
Mar 18, 2023, 7:28 PM
First kittens visit since pandemic
My first visit since pandemic. Club seems to be the same as I remembered.
Girls were friendly, at least no one was rude or very pushy. Got dances from two girls.
Forgot the first one’s…
Jonnysonny
Mar 13, 2023, 4:07 AM
First visit set a high bar
My first time at Kittens. Thursday is Blues night at the bar next door, and it's a treat for the senses to go between the two locations. The gray-haireds who show up to…
5 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Maximust)
zzdot
Mar 8, 2023, 2:02 AM
Good times despite a rookie move
Prepped by tuscl and a previous short experience here, I have a decent idea of how this club is. First off, thanks to everyone for stating how dark this place is. Coming in during the…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Kotbus)
Kotbus
Mar 6, 2023, 11:46 PM
Surprisingly nice visit with several smoking hot dancers working
As someone just said, this club can be hit or miss. I average about 70% hit to miss ratio, so I keep visiting. It's a sister club to Sugar's (which is way fucking creepier) and…
6 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Maximust)
stripper_friend
Feb 26, 2023, 10:46 PM
Disappointing But Typical Of Hit And Miss Here
We decided to make this our first stop in town. When work takes us to Seattle it is pretty much here or Pandora’s. It is hit and miss at both places. So we keep trying.…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Mrdragon)
bluize
Feb 23, 2023, 12:21 AM
Smokin Hot new prospect
After placing my lunch order next door at the Doghouse, I dropped into Kits to check out the talent. I’m one of the frequent hitters so the manager said they just got a new…
6 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(anthonyanthony)
Maximust
Feb 12, 2023, 2:28 PM
First Time In LDA with a Spinner
Nice visit. Paid my daytime fee, Blind walked to Barto get a coke while eyes were adjusting and was stoped by thick black, short black dancer asking if it was my first time. Told…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
A1capone
Feb 8, 2023, 1:22 AM
Saturday AM was A OK
I swung by on a Saturday about an hour after they opened. Plenty of parking. Club details are pretty well known, seating area/bathrooms to the left as you walk in, two stages as well.…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
nicetameetcha
Jan 30, 2023, 3:28 PM
Solid Side Trip Worth Another Visit
Was headed back to my airport hotel from a pleasant visit to Pandora’s and figured I’d test my luck at Kitten’s on the way. Glad I stopped. Not the greatest visit but certainly not the…
5 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
bluize
Jan 7, 2023, 12:37 AM


