Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewPushy, pushed me out the door
Came in on a Saturday night after avoiding this place for almost a year, I was hoping by now the vultures had flocked to a new nest but boy was I wrong. Came in about…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(rolladx)
Jaymayer
Sep 19, 2023, 8:39 PM
coming back for more
Came in on a Tuesday night not expecting much. Paid my entrance fee and drink and took a seat with my sprite in the middle of the club. There’s one stage on the far side…
eclipse425
Sep 8, 2023, 2:38 AM
Wide range of outcomes. Sometimes worth it.
Decent-sized parking lot, with not much going on in terms of foot traffic in the area given the general location. How full the lot is at any given moment can sometimes be misleading due to…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(FLAP3000)
StripclubRando
Sep 6, 2023, 2:35 PM
Nah, I don't think so.
So I'd heard from other reviews about the mileage and possible extras at Kittens, so I checked it out on a Thursday afternoon. Others have commented on how dark it is inside - they weren't…
5 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
Alfred69
Sep 2, 2023, 1:59 PM
Fun times with Michelle
I just got back from a fun visit to Kittens.
The club details have been provided in other reviews, but today there was some construction out by the front door. I am not sure if…
6 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Context22)
TBCTBC
Aug 30, 2023, 10:56 PM
I had an itch
So I was driving in from the airport. It was about noonish. Stopped to get a coffee from a bikini girl. Sure enough she had me pull it out and whap it some as she…
6 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Maximust)
Baristafan
Aug 30, 2023, 7:22 PM
Patience with a little buttercup
Was out with some friends on a weds night for some happy hour in the downtown area. Although our happy hour ended, the real happy hour was just getting started, as we decided to stop…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Retired)
Rotorooter1
Aug 23, 2023, 3:03 PM
Slow Monday afternoon, but still fun
Found myself in Seattle for a couple of days. Based on the excellent advice here on TUSCL I planned to go to Kittens on Monday afternoon and Pandora on Tuesday afternoon. Alas, I…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
rugrat
Aug 21, 2023, 1:29 AM
The South Option
If you're south of Seattle, this is probably your best/only option unless you drive up north. Cover was $16 for a nonalcoholic soda (hit up the bar next door before going in if that's your…
stripclubfan123
Aug 19, 2023, 8:25 PM
Tuesday Asian Persuasion
Headed towards Kittens from Tukwilla about 2pm, yikes what a mistake, super bad traffic on I5, finally got off at west Seattle Bridge to get over to 4th to go south, bumper to bumper most…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Baristafan)
froggy2
Aug 18, 2023, 1:46 AM
Sat guys night down in south seattle
Decided to swing by this South Seattle club with a couple of buddies in town after dinner and had an overall fun time. The club is next to a bar which meant we could…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Context22)
Horatio45
Aug 8, 2023, 6:51 PM
Second Chance
I’m not a big fan of Kittens but my buddy said give them a second chance. Told him my experiences have been mixed but said let’s do it. I discovered a new hottie…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(FLAP3000)
Maximust
Aug 3, 2023, 2:07 AM
Good dances from a (different?) Winter
Obligatory club info for newbies and out of towners (regulars, skip first two paragraphs)
This club can be hit or miss. I average about 70% hit to miss ratio, so I keep visiting. It's a sister…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(FLAP3000)
stripper_friend
Jul 26, 2023, 9:30 PM
Quick Stop-In
Obligatory Out-of-Towner Info Here:
Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16
Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100 - Depends on the dancer and YMMV
VIP - Day/$30-for-15m and $60hh - Night/40-for-15m and…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Context22)
Rich_Oates
Jul 25, 2023, 12:08 AM
Sitting out traffic
4:00 on a Wednesday and I didn't want to sit in backed up traffic for the next hour, thought I'd find someplace to kill a couple hours till it died down.
Parking is easy. They have…
9 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Baristafan)
bkkruined
Jul 17, 2023, 10:27 AM
Saturday night visit -Hot Latino
Visited after a recent Mariners game. Alot of hot girls as you would expect on a Saturday night. I did recognize Alaya and Melody from previous visits as girls who know how to take…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Mrdragon)
mariners
Jul 2, 2023, 10:16 PM
Cloak of Invisibility?
Holiday weekend visits are often strange. Shift change times can be strange. The two in combination….
Basics. No alcohol in clubs; this is Washington state. There is a bar right next door…
5 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(FLAP3000)
AnotherThought
Jul 2, 2023, 7:41 PM
Baby has cakes.
I stopped in to check out the scene at lunchtime.
Kittens is nextdoir to the Doghouse. Pub food and drinks there.
Paid 11$ to get in. Big Islander girl took my money and brought me…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Context22)
unclewillSea
Jul 1, 2023, 12:32 AM
Quickest weekday visit ever, but well worth it.
A recent Tuesday afternoon escape from work found me here around 1pm. Parking lot was quite full due to lunch at the bar and grill next door.
Went in and was immediately blinded by…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(unclewillSea)
chickenwizard
Jun 25, 2023, 8:51 AM
A good stop for good fun
I found myself in the south end of Seattle after meeting up with some friends. Decided to stop by this club before heading home. Parking lot was half full, at around 9ish. Paid the entrance…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Mrdragon)
Rotorooter1
Jun 24, 2023, 11:00 AM
Not so Wild Wednesday
Showed up around 9 PM, and parking was no problem. That’s not usually a good sign - I’ve been there when you have to grab the last spot in the back.
Paid cover ($10 +…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(FLAP3000)
sportcat123
Jun 22, 2023, 12:47 AM
Friday Night Fun
Swooped in Friday night to see some hot chicks. Parking lot was full and both the club as well as the bar (attached next door) seemed busy. As soon as you enter it's dark but…
tuscl
Jun 20, 2023, 5:36 AM
Girls Galore at Night
Back Again. I went into Kittens Saturday lateeee night. This place was packed full of girls. Plenty of variety and I noticed a few new faces roaming.
Instead of the normal 11$ cover, $16 was…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(EastCoaster)
NicholasPJ
Jun 14, 2023, 2:44 AM
Evening visit
$11 cover during the day, $16 at night after 6pm. One of the more reasonable clubs in terms of cover.
The place used to be a handshake galore, whether it was day or night, but that's…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Maximust)
rolladx
Jun 7, 2023, 2:26 PM
Hot Girls, Dark Atmosphere
Visited the Kittens Cabaret last week on Wednesday
You walk in, place is very dark especially with the contrast of bright daylight from outside, $11 at the door, you sit down .
Small selection of beverages…
tuscl
Jun 3, 2023, 12:44 PM


