Kittens Cabaret Reviews

i visited kittens 3-4 times over in the last 6 months and my experiences has been mixed . Being a non alcohol place is a bummer but the bar next door makes up for it . Moving from yeh east coast to Seattle i must say i am disappointed...

Not a stranger to Kittens, but it has been some time since I've been down here. Usually I opt for the easier drive and action at Pandora's, but none of the girls posted on their Instagram lineups inspired me tonight. I arrived shortly after sundown. Plenty of parking here, compared...

First off, most reviews I’ve seen from Washington State clubs all seem to complain about high prices and ROBs, limits on extras imposed by corporately owned clubs. There was a discussion on the board to set us straight, which I cannot now find, that instead talked about the (true) fact...

I visited Kittens Cabaret around 11:00pm on a Thursday night (April 14th). I stayed for about two hours, with a couple of LDs. I had a lot of fun; but Kittens has mixed reviews. The constant drive-bys from uninspiring dancers can get annoying.

I’m relatively new to Seattle,...

I don’t generally write reviews after EVERY sc visit. Some visits are so uneventful or just don’t offer anything different to share about a particular place. The reason I wrote this review is to provide a totally different experience I had at a familiar place with a certain reputation.

Kittens...

Same Old same old as far as the layout and initial experience. Dark as hell inside, small round dirty ass tables, chewing gum stuck to the floor. $16 to get in, and they tax you like 5% of whatever amount you are getting if you ask for singles. You still...

After 2 botched missions earlier on Sunday (Pandora’s was a bust…I did see Martina for the 1st time but she did nothing for me) and Sugar’s (only 2 girls there: Vee and Chandler and neither of them moved me either) I decided to hit up Kittens before the NBA all-star...

I have been here before, and enjoyed myself so decided to try again. What a waste …

First the obligatory details. Parking is good. Patrons are average. There’s an older guy who really hovers, he’s apparently friends with the owner. Weird.

The door person was a lady this time. She asked me...

Went on a Wednesday afternoon back in early November 2021. Never been but found myself in the area with a bit of time on my hands.

This place is next to a bar and has a decently sized parking lot. It's not really hidden, but it's way easier to turn in...

Earlier today I ventured into Kitten’s, and had a nice time.

First the club details. During the day, there is plenty of parking. At nights (and especially on Th, Fri, Sat) the parking lot can get very full. It was a rare sunny day today, so immediately upon entering the...

I have had this place on my radar for several weeks now. My CF dancer in Seattle (based on my few brief encounters since moving here a month ago) recommended this place, and even mentioned that she had worked here at some point. I have read probably about 20 reviews...

Went in on a sunday night. wasn't expecting much but was surprised by how many girls were working.

Parking is pretty good since you have a parking lot and if you go late at night there's more along the street around other businesses. There is security patrolling the area so its...

Outside & Parking
The club is attached to a full service restaurant, which is nice. You can eat and drink then go next door. Parking is always good and safe, which is rare for SoDo currently. The times I’ve visited I’ve never felt sleezy like I was coming in through the...

Went out with my coworkers on a Friday evening. After a few drinks we had to drop couple of guys at the airport and on the way back we stopped at kittens for an extended happy hour.

Go to club around 8 PM. Plenty of parking outside the club. It...

Actually, it’s a tale of two strip clubs but I like the other title better. I’m also not sure if this dual review comparison is legal, but most of my visits (during the day) have been fairly brief so not a lot to report. Also, I have reviewed both of...

Decided to head on over around 8:30 after the football games. $16 cover included beverage. Saw maybe 5 other patrons. Dancers ranged from 3-8 in my opinion. When I arrived only one stage was being used, they opened the second up after I was there for a short time. Good...

Stopped about 1pm, and was 3 weeks ago, bright sunny day outside, so my eyes took a little time to adjust to the low light. Typical deal, met a inside, took my money for a soft drink, and headed to find a table after a quick visit to get...

I went in on a Wed afternoon and was greeted by the door girl who took my money for entry and a drink. There are two stages in front and a back room which is open for dances. They also have a private area where I saw guys going...

This place is another lap dance factory. By that I mean, unless you if you mean to spend an evening here, unless you adjust your strategy, you will fall into the trap that everything about this club seems optimized to part you from your money and send you on...

As I was in Seattle and had never visited a club there I found an opportunity to dip out and visit Kittens Cabaret. It's kind of in the middle of nowhere, nestled in an industrial area between the train tracks, Boeing Field, and some sort of canal/inlet. It seems...

I was there Monday afternoon around 2 pm.
First time on this place, my thoughts were to just go there and see what this place has to offer.
There is a bar next door, when I got in it took a few minutes to get used to the dark, two stages,...

I visited Kittens Cabaret around 11:00pm on a Thursday night (Sept 9th). I stayed for about two hours, with a LD (no extras) toward the end. The most fun I’ve had since Covid. Cue DesertScrub?

I’m new to Seattle and this was my second club experience here. ...

Kittens is a well laid out club with a wide variety of girls in different shapes, sizes and ethnicities. On a Friday afternoon, it wasn't busy (5 guys) and there weren't a lot of girls (10 or so). Most importantly, the ratio was in my favor. I...

Went to Kittens at around 6pm on a Thursday. I went that day expecting to only have a dance or two just to relax for the week. Like always, it's $10 for the cover charge and $6 for the mandatory first drink. Masks are currently mandatory for all guests, but...

I went to Kittens around noon on Saturday. This was my third trip here in the last month or so. It seemed the mask mandate was in effect, until after you get in the club. Dancers and PLs would wear them coming in and then take them off. The club...