Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewSlow after turkey weekend
Decided to visit kittens on a Monday after football ended. It was the Monday after thanksgiving so take it as what it is.
Logistics, parking is free and the main lot was pretty empty.…
Assegai12
Dec 7, 2025, 1:59 PM
The Usual Kittens Experience
Stopped in this familiar haunt down in industrial Seattle. It’s kinda hidden away off the main street next to a sports bar with arcade games and a few pool tables.
Nice sized parking lot -…
4 commentslast: 3 wks ago(FLAP3000)
FLAP3000
Nov 17, 2025, 8:20 AM
Enjoyable Friday night
Was out getting some drinks with a buddy, afterwards we decided to hop on into the club before calling it a night. Stopped at the door by the doorman who checked out IDs and did…
1 commentslast: 3 wks ago(Billy83z)
Rotorooter1
Nov 13, 2025, 3:38 PM
Swing Shift
Came here on a weekday night after work. I didn't have a problem parking, but the lot is not the biggest and I'd imagine it gets crowded. I got in just before 6, which saved…
sportcat123
Oct 29, 2025, 2:39 PM
My first visit to Kittens
My visit to Kittens. I arrived and the parking lot was at capacity, so I parked on a side street. There is a bar attached to the building, but the bar had eight people…
Paytheprice
Oct 22, 2025, 4:42 PM
Far exceeded expectations
I went in last Thursday around 930 to see a dancer I had been talking to on Inst. when you go through the doors you go down a small roped off hallway. The bouncer…
2 commentslast: 3 days ago(Snuttons)
CV79
Oct 21, 2025, 3:15 PM
Wednesday
Decided to drop by Kittens a few weeks ago to see what new talent they might have. Parking lot was pretty full for a Wednesday around 1pm. Went inside and paid the $5…
2 commentslast: 1 wk ago(BigTim69)
509bad
Oct 15, 2025, 2:41 PM
Pathetic Loser Qualified!
I was having a bad day. Decided " how can I make myself feel worse?"
Answer: Go see some nasty whores dance.
Kittens it is. Cover and drink are $11 sometimes during the day.
Place was…
2 commentslast: 1 mo ago(dirtykurty)
Baristafan
Oct 14, 2025, 7:43 PM
Wednesday evening no pressure
Came here because I was in Seattle and bored - from reading reviews this seemed like the top choice.
Location is strange in an industrial area. You walk in and it’s dark. Nice setup but no…
PBLaw
Oct 4, 2025, 12:44 AM
Friday at Kittens
Went in on a Friday night on a whim and really glad I did. Location was easy to find but parking was a bit of a hassle (parking lot is quite small so you may…
1 commentslast: 2 mos ago(MikieR)
Slimshady94
Sep 29, 2025, 6:06 PM
Getting squeezed.
I showed up at 2:30 Pm on a Tuesday afternoon. Parking was easy outside the club as there is a bunch on stalls and a bunch of businesses. I gave the greeter 20…
4 commentslast: 2 mos ago(Assegai12)
MikieR
Sep 23, 2025, 3:33 AM
Sunday Evening Fun
This was a Sunday evening a few weeks back. Parking wasn’t super crowded since it was sort of between day and night shift. I was there mainly because I had set an appointment with a…
stripclubfan123
Sep 22, 2025, 12:12 AM


