Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98108
Reviews
Submit a ReviewDidn't expect much, but got some fun dances
Had some time on this monday evening and decided i needed some excitement and fun before calling it a night. The parking lot was somewhat full. I Walked up to the door, got patted…
1 commentslast: 1 day ago(gcoder)
Rotorooter1
Jan 12, 2026, 4:14 PM
Mid first impression
First time in a WA strip club. Just stopped in to check it out. Parking on a Friday / Saturday will be an issue as I could barely find a spot at 930pm.
Security Pat…
2 commentslast: 5 days ago(GGGERENIC01)
GGGERENIC01
Jan 10, 2026, 7:08 PM
Slow but Satisfying
This visit was pre-holidays so forgive the lack of detail about the dancers name. Had to catch an evening flight and wanted to check out Kittens since I’ve been on a club hiatus over the…
Traveltomsea
Jan 6, 2026, 1:30 PM
Had some fun on a weekday morning
My flight got delayed and I have several hours to kill so I stopped by this place (20min or so to the airport). Messaged my usual but she cannot be there in time so I…
1 commentslast: 4 wks ago(MaxMaxima)
freefrank
Dec 17, 2025, 11:25 AM
Thursday
Went in on a Thursday a few weeks ago. Parking lot was pretty empty for 1pm. Went into the club and paid the $10 which covers entry and a beverage. Sat down…
1 commentslast: 4 wks ago(Baristafan)
509bad
Dec 13, 2025, 7:54 PM
Nice Saturday evening at Kittens
I visited Kittens on a Saturday night at around 10 pm. The parking lot was well lit, had a couple of security folks walking around, but pretty crowded. I got probably the last spot available.…
whereisthebreeze
Dec 10, 2025, 9:39 PM
Slow after turkey weekend
Decided to visit kittens on a Monday after football ended. It was the Monday after thanksgiving so take it as what it is.
Logistics, parking is free and the main lot was pretty empty.…
Assegai12
Dec 7, 2025, 1:59 PM
The Usual Kittens Experience
Stopped in this familiar haunt down in industrial Seattle. It’s kinda hidden away off the main street next to a sports bar with arcade games and a few pool tables.
Nice sized parking lot -…
5 commentslast: 4 wks ago(Baristafan)
FLAP3000
Nov 17, 2025, 8:20 AM
Enjoyable Friday night
Was out getting some drinks with a buddy, afterwards we decided to hop on into the club before calling it a night. Stopped at the door by the doorman who checked out IDs and did…
1 commentslast: 2 mos ago(Billy83z)
Rotorooter1
Nov 13, 2025, 3:38 PM
Swing Shift
Came here on a weekday night after work. I didn't have a problem parking, but the lot is not the biggest and I'd imagine it gets crowded. I got in just before 6, which saved…
sportcat123
Oct 29, 2025, 2:39 PM
My first visit to Kittens
My visit to Kittens. I arrived and the parking lot was at capacity, so I parked on a side street. There is a bar attached to the building, but the bar had eight people…
Paytheprice
Oct 22, 2025, 4:42 PM
Far exceeded expectations
I went in last Thursday around 930 to see a dancer I had been talking to on Inst. when you go through the doors you go down a small roped off hallway. The bouncer…
2 commentslast: 1 mo ago(Snuttons)
CV79
Oct 21, 2025, 3:15 PM
Wednesday
Decided to drop by Kittens a few weeks ago to see what new talent they might have. Parking lot was pretty full for a Wednesday around 1pm. Went inside and paid the $5…
2 commentslast: 1 mo ago(BigTim69)
509bad
Oct 15, 2025, 2:41 PM
Pathetic Loser Qualified!
I was having a bad day. Decided " how can I make myself feel worse?"
Answer: Go see some nasty whores dance.
Kittens it is. Cover and drink are $11 sometimes during the day.
Place was…
3 commentslast: 1 wk ago(bobborani)
Baristafan
Oct 14, 2025, 7:43 PM
Wednesday evening no pressure
Came here because I was in Seattle and bored - from reading reviews this seemed like the top choice.
Location is strange in an industrial area. You walk in and it’s dark. Nice setup but no…
PBLaw
Oct 4, 2025, 12:44 AM
Friday at Kittens
Went in on a Friday night on a whim and really glad I did. Location was easy to find but parking was a bit of a hassle (parking lot is quite small so you may…
1 commentslast: 3 mos ago(MikieR)
Slimshady94
Sep 29, 2025, 6:06 PM
Getting squeezed.
I showed up at 2:30 Pm on a Tuesday afternoon. Parking was easy outside the club as there is a bunch on stalls and a bunch of businesses. I gave the greeter 20…
4 commentslast: 3 mos ago(Assegai12)
MikieR
Sep 23, 2025, 3:33 AM
Sunday Evening Fun
This was a Sunday evening a few weeks back. Parking wasn’t super crowded since it was sort of between day and night shift. I was there mainly because I had set an appointment with a…
stripclubfan123
Sep 22, 2025, 12:12 AM
Kittens visit on Saturday night
Kittens visit on a Saturday night
On my way to airport for a pickup and found out flight was delayed for couple of hours decided to make a visit.
First time I noticed they are scanning the…
Sg2k3
Sep 21, 2025, 7:31 PM
Hit And Miss
Working solo in south Seattle and finished up early to roll the dice at Kittens. This club is hit and miss. Grabbed a couple of stiff drinks at the Dog House next door…
bluize
Sep 16, 2025, 10:34 PM
Kittens is always a pleasure
The club itself is easy enough to find. Parking lot was pretty much empty, just a few cars but then again, it was close to their opening time. Inside, it was clean—no sticky…
flod
Sep 8, 2025, 11:54 PM
Monday
Went in on a Monday a few weeks ago to see some new talent. Parking lot seemed pretty busy for around 1130am. Went in and paid $5 and I think $5 for drink,…
509bad
Sep 7, 2025, 1:00 AM
Tuesday Tuesday, as opposed to Monday Monday
Rarely go to Seattle, but now 3 weeks in a row, and on Tuesdays to boot! Arrived about 1pm, and after eyes adjusted noticed about 3 other mongers spread around the seating area.…
froggy2
Sep 4, 2025, 4:10 AM
Long weekend, time to re-visit Kittens.......(Love is back)
No drinks!!!
I was hoping this club would have their license to sell booze but not yet. I grabbed a drink a the Doghouse then headed in.
Details: Admission was $5 (Holiday early…
anthonyanthony
Sep 2, 2025, 1:40 PM
Pussy Voyage
Had been a minute since my last Kittens run. Not much has changed since the last time I darkened the doorstep. It’s smack in the middle of industrial Seattle. Plenty of parking on this day…
FLAP3000
Sep 1, 2025, 4:13 AM


