Kittens Cabaret Reviews

This review is from a visit a few weeks ago so hopefully king Inslee hasn't closed them down since then. This review is during the phase 2 covid19 reopening so If you can skip reading this if we're beyond the pandemic as much of this review won't apply.

Parking on...

On my way home and notice the light were on. Stopped and the parking lots was full on the street side. The bar next door was closed. Went on and paid $10 cover and $6 for a soda. Jade was on stage. Tall white girls with real C and many...

I was passing by and wasn't expecting this club to be open, I was mildly surprised to find that it was open. Stopped by as I had some time to kill, was not looking for any action and I was curious about what difference it would make post-covid.

Walked in, $10...

This was just pre-COVID. Stopped in on my way home from a night out. $20 cover, I think, with a free soda (might have been $10 cover, $10 mandatory soda - same thing). Was busy, with quite a few girls working. Most had fairly slim figures, with...

Went in on an afternoon and both stages were in use. There were about 10 girls working with a mix of different ethnicities, with 10-15 customers. One girl was very pretty, most were ok looking and I didn't see anyone ugly that day. A dancer named Vanessa came by and...

Squeezed in a second club visit before then end of my Seattle visit: an afternoon in Kittens Cabaret on my way to the airport. Again, I was impressed with girls, mileage and (somewhat) pricing.

Day admission was just $5 I think, including the drink! Not sure, since door girl took...

After reading all the reviews about Kittens and Pandora for so long, I finally took a trip to Kittens to see what the fuss was about. I hope to visit Pandora soon as well. The early afternoon visit to Kittens was fun, productive and I'd go again. ...

Here to report my V-day experience at Kittens last night. I like giving long ass reviews, so I'll include a TLDR at the bottom.

Arrival:
$10 special because of the holiday, which included the drink price. Parking lot was fairly full, but I lucked out with a spot towards the back. Two...

This was my first visit to Kittens after primarily visiting Pandora’s and Deja Vu. It was 2:00 on a Thursday and my first impression was that there were many more dancers at Kittens than either at that time of day.

I was waiting for one stripper who was coming at 2:30...

Went to Kittens recently on a weekday around 5pm. I was literally the only one there outside of someone hanging back in the VIP area. I felt the hustle level was pretty subtle and the girls respected my space as not to trounce all over me. ...

Delay to my part two of the "tale of two clubs" review, because my VIP ran out. The first part was a very downer of a visit to dreamgirls sodo, and then the very next day I had come (heh) to kittens.

Walked in, tipped the guy outside because I...

I'm a regular at Kittens, but my visits can be infrequent (a couple of months apart). This review covers a few of my recent visits. All of my visits have been in the afternoon or on a night when it felt like afternoon (e.g. Monday).

My past reviews have...

Visited on a Saturday night. Paid the $10 cover + $6 drink price and found a comfortable spot on the side in a private booth. After about a half hour a Puerto Rican gal sat with me for a while and we connected in the seating area...

Stumbled into Kittens on New Years Day after a miserable time at Pandora's. The difference between the two clubs was night and day. Totally worth the drive down south. Everyone knows now about the $10 cover and $6 drink to get in. That's a $4 savings from the other club....

I decided to take a break from xmas shopping and check out the show.
I paid $11 to get into the place. They had a doorman and two cars blocking the the entrance.
He opened the door and I walked down a long tunnel and paid my entry fee.
The...

Decided to go to Kittens after a several month absence. Found a parking spot since I got there early, but normally parking is a pain. Door fee was $10, and mandatory first drink (soda) was $6. Stayed from 9:15-11:15 on Saturday evening. Lots of girls. The whole time I was...

Made a stop for the first time in several months. With Kittens it seems like a new experience every time I have been in, and this was no exception. Have had a few really bad visits, but this one was the best one ever, in terms of enjoyment...

Dropped by at 5pm, paid $11 and sat down against the wall by the stage. Was immediately approached by a girl asking for a dance, she wouldn't leave and told her friend to come over and hard sell me on a two girl dance. After 5 mins, I finally got...

New Monger here, made an account in July 2019 and mostly just been a lurker.

Two part review, as I've been to this club on two occasions. Note that these two trips are my only strip club experience, ever.

Experience #1
First time ever was during the summertime, went during a Friday...

After a trip to Pandoras and DVLC, I was free thursday afternoon and work downtown, so I figured I'd give Kittens a shot. Arrived probably around 2pm and was one of 3 or so other customers in the club. Paid my $11 for entry and soda and took...

I stopped by Kittens just to get some play.
Came in about 6pm.
Two stages. Nice mix of dancers. Thin ones, big ones ,AA, mixed, latina and snowbunnies.

Picked out a AA dancer I knew. Nice thick booty. Lots of piercings. Regulars know who she is.
She sat down next...

I went in on a Friday afternoon, around 2:00. I paid $20 to get in, which included a soft drink.

There were 10-15 dancers working. All ethnicities. I was disappointed at the body types —- more overweight girls than I like, and too many girls with multiple tattoos.

Two...

I dropped into Kittens Cabaret at 17:45 on a Friday. The cover charge was $11, but $6 of the $11 goes toward a mandatory non-alcoholic drink. After 18:00, the cover charge increases by $5. I got a Coke in a glass, since Dr. Pepper was not available. They load the...

Club located in the industrial district of Seattle. Plenty of parking available in the day time. Club opens at 11:00am - 2:00am.
$10 entry until 6:00pm and prices move up to $16 with drink after 6:00pm. Clean on par with decent club facilities. Rest room is clean. Two stages and only...

Now, the first time I visited Kitten's I was not impressed. I passed by on a Sunday and the quality of woman left a lot to be desired - heavy set women and not enough blondes. I spent some time with some friends at a bar in Georgetown and decided...