Reviews

The Lumber Yard had a multileveled stage that allowed for many strippers to be active at once. You have to bring in your own beer so there is a cover charge to get in,…

I've dropped my rating to 8 from my previous review where I rated it a 9. They still have some drop-dead gorgeous dancers and many with average looks but they seem to have added some…

I went in here on a Sunday night. Well it was slow so having a girl to your self was easy. For being such a slow night, the girls were not second string.…

I was in town and went there in the afternoon. I have always thought that daytime is the best time, and this was no exception. The girls were irregular, which often happens that…

Went here on a Wednesday night. This place is very large with 3 stages that are tiered on 3 different levels. You can take a balcony seat and see all the action.…

I'm getting more and more tired of the young crowd that comes to this club. I came in tonight hoping to see 2 ladies, but only got to see Gigi. Still as friendly and erotic…

I visited Lumberyard on a Thursday evening 8:00 pm until about midnight. On Thursdays girls get in for free so I was hoping for lots of girls-gone-wild action and I wasn't disappointed. Lots of young…

Stopped in for a couple hours last night to see if any of my favorites were there. Sadly they werent, but did unexpectedly see an old friend there, so that more than made up for…

Tried out The Lumber Yard a couple of times the last month or so. They have a few nice specials going on rite now. For instance Monday's are Movie Monday's you…

I checked out the Lumberyard last weekend. Of course it was packed. They are adding some more stages to the place. It already has 3 stages and a shower stage. The…

Lots of women and, since it's a big place, not too crowded or too smokey. I have been to clubs all over the country, and this once is great because it is fully nude and…

I hadn't been to any Des Moines clubs before visiting The Lumber Yard (TLY) last week. TLY is a very large building, with an architecturally pleasing three-level design. There were two HUGE big-screen…

I hit here on a Monday last September. Let me just state that this has to be the most vertical strip club that I've ever seen, literally, and ought to be renamed the jungle gym.…

Stopped in yesterday to check out the new early opening schedule and also to have a bite to eat. They had 3 dancers there, and I took a chance and had a wonderful private dance…

This is a huge place on the north edge of Des Moines. I have been there a few times and they have never had a bad looking girl. Some of the girls they…

Pretty cool place. Very large building but not a cold atmosphere. I liked it and will return. BYOB and a twelve dollar cover with a "special feature" dancer who was a former…

In town for business and this just happened to be one of the best clubs I've ever been to. The evening started off very slow (around 9:00) with only the top stage open, but…

Went to The Lumberyard for New Year's Eve. They had 5 live bands, and there was some pyrotechnics, but the big ball in the center didn't work at midnight! oh well. if you haven't…

Stepped in tonight and had an average experience. The dancer I had wanted to see wasnt there tonight, but still a decent show by all the ladies which of course, is the norm. Surprizingly, I…

Stopped in last week and had a good time. Didnt see my favorite but had a few dances in the VIP room with XXXena and a duo of August and a girl whosename escapes me…

Visited on a Thursday evening and it was a fun place. Very large BYOB place so you can bring your own beer or by soft drinks from vending machine for $2. Dancers would two dances…

Stopped in the other night for the first time in well over a year and was plesantly surprized. Saw one of my old time favorites; Sydney, which was my reason for going in the first…

My first review of The Lumberyard, soon after they opened a couple or three years ago, was quite pessimistic. HOW WRONG I WAS. This place has turned in to a major entertainment center…

This club still has some of the best looking ladies in the Midwest....it is to bad the club feels like your sitting in an airport hanger which does little to make it comfortable plus it…

A 3 for this club seems very fair and perhaps generous. The following reasons provide for the rating: The club has three different levels, actually two full levels (the upper and lower) and a half-level in…