Lap Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 7.25
Cover Day: 10
Cover Night: 13
They have $1 drafts and $1 'highballs' until 9 PM every night now - small drinks but worth a $1.
Alcohol, Bottle Service, Food, Non-Smoking, Pool Tables, DJ, Topless Lap Dances, Couple Friendly, VIP Room
I've been making a stop a Chicas Locas say once a month for the past couple years. I may have even reviewed it. The place was always a fun place to watch some Latin eye candy and get some…
I returned to Chicas on a Thursday afternoon around 3pm. This time I was with a group of three, one of which included a buddy who is, "not a fan of strip clubs." According to him, it's a…
I was there with my Friends on Sunday around 7in The club is awesome cute cubian girl almost all girl are around 9 but the problem was they barely speak English..only Spanish that was the turn off part but we…
I think this could be one of the best strip mall in Houston. $10 for cover, beer, & shots are lot cheaper than most other clubs in neighborhood. One thing that caught my eyes is how many beautiful hot young…
OK this club is off the hook awesome, first of all if you don't like Latinos don't go. This place is full of them. If you love Latino women and their attention then go because you will get mucho…
Chicas Locas in the past two years has seen great changes with the influx of girls from Cuba. Most of these dancers are in the 5-7 range in the looks department, with the occasional 9 in the mix. …
I haven't visited Chicas for a few months and decided to check out the place after the changes. I got there around 1 p.m. and ordered a $1 dollar draft beer from a waitress. Physically the club has changed so…
This place is one of my favorite little spots to hang out at when I'm visiting in town. At a glance, it's easy to miss as the front of the building looks very similar to that of a library with…
Parked at Whataburger after eating there and walked over. Paid the cover and walked in, dancers lining the walls as you walk in. Didn't make it to the bar without being asked at least 3 or 4 times…
It's been a long while since I've gone to locas, so I dropped in at lunch today. Walked in at 2:00 and the place seems to have been renovated. The day time cover is $9.50 its gone up a…
Visited on a Tuesday afternoon. $1.00 shitty beer and wells or otherwise a full bar. Bar prices are a little high but nowhere near the worst I've seen. Girls and staff are all friendly and fun. …
Always try and stop here whenever I have to work in Houston. Every time I have gone there is always a large number of dancers available. English may be a barrier, but since I'm bilingual it really helps…
Went in late on a Monday after a long day at a client's office (had to stay overnight). The dancers were the usual friendly, but nothing great to write home about except one latina, I think her name was Jenn.…
Michael's International is located in a pretty good area, it is easy to find right off the freeway, and there is plenty of free parking available. Thus, the logistics involved are pretty convenient.
my review states morning but really it was lunch. i like that lunch here means normal lunch not a suggested time for the dancers to show up which means early afternoon. if you are there at noon expect…
Despite the language barrier (lots of the dancers speak very little English), I find myself cumming back here over and over. Although its always true that YMMV, at Chicas Locas you can always get good enough mileage to reliably…
Very bright, flashing lights, fun club. Sat at table near 3rd stage. Free lunch buffet. Dollar drafts. Can't beat that. Everytime I need a break, this is the place to go. Bottle service available with champagne room access. Had 3…
I had never been to Houston, so based on TUSCL reviews and the limited time I had available, I decided to check out a couple of clubs, Chicas Locas and St.James (see separate review).
This is a compendium of 3 visits, starting Sunday afternoon and evening, Monday evening, and Tuesday evening (yes, it was that good, so why go anywhere else?). There were 50 to close to 100 dancers, frequently more than patrons. Quite…
Whoa! This place was very impressive. I went here last night after getting stuck in Houston overnight by United Airlines. I thought I would sample the famous Houston strip club scene. Well, and this was…
I went to Chica Locas on a Thursday afternoon. There were probably around 30 dancers and all of them were decent looking to great looking (in my opinion). Probably 80% Hispanic and a few Black and white…
This club is easy to reach and conveniently located off of I-59. You can park your car yourself or get valet parking. The club is very spatious and has four dance floors. The club has nice enough lighting to see…
Stopped by for a few hours after a dead visit to the St. James early Sunday afternoon. I was surprised how many girls were on shift- maybe 40-50. There were a good 8-10 who'd I'd rate as 8-9 (most of…
THis was my second visit to the club. I did a full description of the layout etc. in my prior review, so here is a brief one. The club is off the highway and is pretty large. …
I stopped by Chicas Locos late on a Thursday afternoon and the place was pretty crowded. The crowd was mostly Hispanic and the dancers were mostly Cuban. In the past many of the dancers were from Mexico or…
Got home from work and wanted to have some fun. Decided to go to Chicas Locas. A couple of girls come and go and finally here comes L. She sat on my lap and we had some small talk. She's…
I have not been to this club in probably 5 years. I normally stay up near the airport and mainly visit St James when I am in town. I found myself in the area so after checking the reviews I…
I got off work a little early on Friday so I decided to roll by Michael's. The place still looks like your going to the DMV from the outside, but we all know what is there. The parking…
Love Michaels for a number of reasons 1. Value for money 2. Extremely friendly ( mostly Cuban ) women 3. Intensity of the dances 4. They can have a great conversation I typically visit between 3 and 7 pm before peak time. I…
First, I should say that I love Latina women and speak some Spanish, so that has to be taken into account. There are some incredible clubs in Houston, Treasures, etc. that have all the glitz and the…
After about 6 months from my last review, I went back to Chicas Locas to check it out in the later afternoon on a Sunday. Club was buzzing despite the early hour, with lots of girls and the night…
This is the first strip club I've ever been to back in May 2015 and since then, I've been back at least 8 times and keep waiting for the next time to come. Even from a guy who only knows…
My buddies and I visited Michael's International last on Tuesday the 29th at about 3:00 PM. This place has changed over the last couple of years. It is now very Hispanic with 95% of the girls speaking…
If you like Latinos (especially Cubans) of all shapes and sizes, you'll love Chicas Locas. I've been here quite a few times and enjoyed it every time I visit.. The girls are nice and will pressure you for…
I'm not a big fan of a lot of President Obama's policies, but because of Michael's, I am now in favor of the improved relations with Cuba. While this place has always been primarily latinas, they are now mostly…
I've been coming to Houston for business for about 10 years and Michael's has always been one of my go-to clubs for a good time and high value. During this most recent visit I went in on a Monday…
The standard - $9.50 before 7PM, optional valet parking, $1 beer before 9PM, free buffet til 8PM on weekdays, 4 dances stages, 2 songs per stage, and most importantly, lots of beautiful Latinas. If Latinas is not your thing, then…
This place is right along the 59 Southbound feeder road just north of the Colorado. There appeared to be plenty of parking and you also have the valet option. Visited on a Sunday afternoon/evening to watch the baseball playoffs. Club…
Came here while in Houston on a business trip and the physical club itself is relatively large. Ordered some actual food (a steak) and drinks and to be honest would not bother ordering food here again-it wasn't horrible but…
visited this club on a Tuesday during the day. I was curious to try the buffet out to be quite honest which was surprisingly good. there were a little over 10 girls there. women were beautiful as…
This is a compendium of two visits- Monday afternoon and early evening, and Thursday evening. First, buffet was actually pretty good both nights. Monday had salmon that was quite delicious, and Thursday had steak. 4 stages that had wonem dancing…
Visited this place on a Sat night around 8pm and the place was packed. You can park your own car or valet for $10 ($20 to park in front). This club is always pricey on the entrance fee,…
This place was different than any club I have been to. It is large and there are a lot of girls and a lot of customers. I went on a Friday around 9 pm. The place was packed but you…
I may have found a new lunch time haunt. My previous experiences with clubs in the Houston have been less than enticing. They seem to get off to a slow start with few if any dancers performing at…
I visited the club on a Friday evening. The club is off Highway 59 close to Westpark tollway. It has a large parking lot, so you should not have a problem to find the parking.space. The cover is $9.50 before…
I checked out Chicas Locas because they had a famous fajita buffet. The food was excellent. I went through 3 plates and dessert. I was about to leave when some dancers approached me for a lap dance. The first…
Let me just say... Man I have such a love hate relationship with this place. Girls are nice and hot if you are attentive and show interest but man if you are not sporting a Latino decent you might have…
This club is really hopping right now. They have massive attendance on Fridays and Saturdays with a jammed pack parking lot and even on a Sunday night there were about 80 to 100 customers. The reason business has…
Went there on a Saturday night and had a blast. Reached around 9 pm and paid 13.50 for cover, that's a strange no. Inside its big and 3 side stages along with main. Had a drink and checking out talents.…
I don't usually visit strip club on a Sunday afternoon, but I got a couple hours to kill before dinner, so why not. As usual, $1 draft beer before 9pm. The parking lot was pretty empty at 3pm Sunday afternoon,…
Always have a good time here. I've been coming here for years and they always have new girls- they must cycle them in from somewhere. $1 beers until 9 every day.. Can't beat that. Get the right girl and your…
If you have a sift spot (or hard one) for latinas then this is the place to go. Mostly light skinned latinas but also some brown ones as well and the occasionally black girl will show up. Cover charge is…
Stopped in late afternoon after a couple of month break. Very little has changed except my favorite dancer was not there. No worries though, there was plenty others to fill the void. Beautiful Latinas of all ages shapes and sizes.…
On the way to another club I passed by this large building with a big parking lot full of cars. I couldn't see a sign with the name but there was a mobile sign inviting you in to "see what…
Had a great time here again with a pair of exceptionally beautiful Cuban dancers. I never fail to have a good time here, never fail to be treated as someone special by the girls, and management has always been…
Michaels International always has a great selection of girls, almost all 8+, with 10s. The majority are Hispanic (hence the alternate name), from Mexico and Central America, eager to please and make some $$. They really appreciate a…
Got here on a Saturday afternoon. Cover charge was $9.50 before 7pm, and $13.50 after. Draft beer (kinda water-down quite a bit) is only $1 before 9pm. There is a complimentary fajita (beef and chicken) buffet before 8pm Monday to…
Okay this place might have been worthwhile before the crackdowns bu the day and time I went it was a dumpster. Okay dont get me wrong, the outside looks better than some of seedier joints in houston. Two chicas though…
Tried this place after seeing recent good reviews. It's easy to get to, good (safe) parking. The place was hopping - lots of customers, plenty of dancers, and everyone in a good mood. The degree of interaction on stage with…
I love to visit this club. As the other reviews point out there has been a rise in the number of Hispanic dancers and that is great with me. They are all (mostly all) great looking…
First, there has been an invasion of Cuban dancers into this club- and that's good. The last few times I've been, there has been 3-6 Cuban dancers of 8-10 quality that are also very friendly and sensual. English language skills…
this has quickly become my favorite club. stopped by on a sunday around 4pm. stayed for about 3 hrs. there were a good amount of dancers but more coming in around 7 when I left. sat…
I arrived to the club around 6pm on this past Saturday. The parking lot was full. The inside was full of customers more than dancers. The dancers that were present were gorgeous. I love Latin women and this was heaven.…
Summary: No extras and are trying to give S. FL type friction dances, but miss the mark. Also, if you don't speak Spanish you are going to have a tough time here. I speak ok, and still had a tough…
Not a bad club, large and decent decor, but age shows in the chairs. Quite a few dancers there for Monday evening, ALL latina. Same with the clientele. Surprised by that because it used to be more diversity. The dancers…
Well this place is a bit complicated. It is a nice place to hang out and meet some nice girls but if you are from a Hispanic descent you might not get girls to come to you initially. Some…
First visit here was the other day and I'd go back for sure. The music takes some getting used to but there was no shortage of ladies. The talent there was top notch. I wasn't after any extras or anything.…
This is a compendum of several visits. I hadn't been to this place since the old Michael's days and had stopped going there due to its downturn in quality. The club has changed a tremendous amount since then.…
This place was packed with women. Good hispanic music and the drink prices weren't outrageous. The dances are $20, and aren't private at all. They have two areas where you get regular dances. Both are just big rooms with couches…
It's been a few months since my last visit at Michaels and things haven't got better. I paid $9.50 to get inside the club. Even though the parking lot looked full, it wasn't very crowded inside the club. There was…
After heaving heard a lot about this club, I wanted to experience it for myself. It was a mediocre Sunday night scene. Parking lot seemed full but it was a relaxing environment inside. Some hot, some mediocre dancers. No paint…
Took a trip to this club hearing that they had very good lap dances available with full two way contact and touching. Did not disappoint. Interior is nice. There's a couple of bars and 3 stage areas. Lots of seating…
Kind of an odd layout to this club, but overall it is a good time. Not sure if actually used to be a hotel, but it feels like the first floor of a hotel lobby from a layout perspective. It…
went to this club sunday. surprisingly it was packed. stayed for about 2 hrs. took advantage of the $1 beers and wells before 9. got there about 645 and the cover was only $9.50 great…
First time to go here paid $9.50 cover . Walked in to club area and sat by the second stage and let my eyes adjust to the club lighting which was darker than other clubs I been in lately. I…
Always have a good time here. I've gravitated from treasures and st James here as the girls don't put you down if you're not raining money. Language is only an issue with about 10% of the girls. Don't expect to get…
Nice club inside and out. Classy pretty Latinas. Friendly to all races. Monitored Valet parking lot $10., $10 to enter. Clean and comfortable on the inside with three staged. Bikini and topless with bikini bottoms on at all times.…
Got to Michaels on a Tuesday afternoon after 3 pm. Parking lot was packed so was the inside. Paid the $10 fee, a lot of dancers and customers inside the clubs, dancers varied from 5s, 6s, and a couple of…
Had never been here before but heard some crazy stories so I decided to check it out. I like Hispanic girls and there were a few really good looking ones out of the bunch. I went for a…
Visiting Texas, definitely wanted to check out some strip clubs. Have read so much about this club. Was hoping to experience the "forts" for myself. What a disappointment. The positives, the girls were hot. Most…
I went in on a sunday afternoon. The girl to guy ratio was pretty good. There were quite a few great looking dancers dancing around. Some of the things i liked were how open the dancers were , they write…
I decided to give this club a try since I was in the area. With the new laws, this club has changed alot since dances are done in a much more open area with managers passing through frequently. …
Well curiosity got the best of me so I decided to check out this place even though I cant speak a lick of Spanish. Needless to say being able to speak the "native" tongue is an asset but good…
I got in around 2pm, parking lot wasn't full, good sign for me. Half full inside with customers, a lot of girls as usual, some pretty ones and some average.
Sat in the back and enjoy the view and started to…
Went to the club with a buddy of mine. Always have driven by, when we walked in, we didn't know that it highlighted latin talent. At first we were put off, but the music ended up being good…
I went there on a Friday night after browsing some reviews and looking for some actions. The navigator did not help me out and I had an hard time to find the club, probably because I came from the back but…
So I've been going to Michaels for about a year now and love it. It's not the super high end type club and it ain't like a dive bar joint either. Right in the middle with a good variety of…
Went on a Saturday night. Have been here many times and had to comment on the changes. With the redesign, the chair forts are not easy to get. There is also an area that was a great lapdance area they…
My travels to have often lead me to overlook this place. However since staying I. The Galleria area I thought I might venture in as I had heard of several changes being made to, and in the place and curiosity…
I couldn't hardly have been more pleased. Great variety of friendly, hot girls. Not high-end, but also not dive-y, the right middle-ground for me. I was visiting on business and arrived at about 9 pm. Generally three girls were dancing…
This was my first time back at Chicas since they changed the "no pasties" law. That was a good surprise to see actually titties. The downside to this is they tore down the walls where you used to get more…
I havent been to this club before today and I have to say it is a nice place. It is a ok place to chill while you wait for traffic to die down and grab a beer and see…