Houston, We Have a Convert, Over...

I returned to Chicas on a Thursday afternoon around 3pm. This time I was with a group of three, one of which included a buddy who is, "not a fan of strip clubs." According to him, it's a waste of his time and money.

I asked him to describe a bit more why he felt it was a waste? Did a stripper rob him, was he looking to get a guarantee lay, was he gay? Alas, none of these were his problem. He went on to relay the usual complaints one generally hears about strip clubs, the places are always gross but require some stupid dress code, the girls are way to few and not very attractive, you have to overpay for drinks that you can get much cheaper at a regular bar, and the dances suck!

Then he lays this bombshell on me. "I've never been to a club in TX before." What!?!?!?!?!?! To Chicas we go......