Chicas Locas
6440 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

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Boone
Mar 7, 2017, 12:02 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Went to this club at about 8:30 Friday night. It was really packed, with well over 100 girls dancing. As I and others have said in previous reviews, the girls are very attractive, many are aggressive, and they are about 75% Cubano. Which is not a bad thing, as the overall level of atractiveness is the highest of any club I have experienced. The downside is that perhaps 50% of them don't speak enough english to have a comfortable conversation. If you speak a little Spanish, it helps.

For the first 45 minutes I was there I nursed a beer at the back bar (there are two bars) and surveyed the scene. My favorite type are pretty and petite spinners with full, natural breasts and tight, even small bottoms. I am not remotely a "thick" type of guy. I spotted several I was interested in, one especially. I tried making eye contact, winking at her, even walking by her, and got no interest. I finally went off to chase her down, but another guy got to her first. I was laughing about it with a waitress when my perfect girl, and I mean she was PERFECT, walked by. Shy, 21 year old Cuban named M*, with flawless skin, tiny body, and full, natural and round boobs (I should add perfect legs and small, round bottom). Incredible. She was also sweet, and we had good conversations, sometimes augmented by translation phone apps. Needless to say, I didn't even look twice at another girl all night (well, noticed one who was almost as incredible), and so the task of having to choose 2-4 girls to get dances with from maybe 20+ I want to was not an issue. We spent about 4 hours together, with great sensual dances, conversations in between, and all of it without any hustle or upselling. She even gave me overtly a few free dances! It will be hard to get dances from anyone else, anywhere, after this evening.

Best time in a club ever for me!

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