Chicas Locas

If you like latinas and Cubans you will love chicas locas. I got there at 6:30 or 7:00 on a saturday night. There was a good number of dancers but not overcrowded…

Damn this place is something else. Had never been before. Free, large parking lot. $13.50 to enter around 9:30 pm on a Thursday. Paid cover to two girls at the front desk.…

I went to the club on Friday night it was super packed. Most of the girls here are Hispanic and speak mostly Spanish. They all understand money though. There were…

It's been a month or so since I last visited this club. $9.50 Entry before 7pm, $20 a topless dance, $1 draft beer (dilute as hell)/rum & coke before 9pm, free self-parking,…

First off the parking lot is good and well lit with several people typically walking around so least that is good. Think price was $13 for entry. The inside is nice and…

Sun afternoon. $9.50 cover and $6 Fiji water. Wait staff was nice. They had the Texans game on and a free basic buffet of hotdogs, nachos, and burgers. Lighting was darker than…

This is the first and only SC I know as I am pretty new to this stuff. Was introduced recently by a friend. We go there for pool and some dances on…

For a change visited here on a friday evening. Got there around 4pm and was surprised to see that the parking lot was packed. Paid the $9.50 cover and went in.…

Update to my previous review of chicas. Last time I went was during the day. During that time I was very impressed by the quality of the dancers, especially given…

Free parking, $9.50 cover during dayshift, $1 draft beer, 4 stages (only the last stage has a pole). Dances are done out in the open on multiple long couches. It was a Sunday…

Weeknight stop at this place. Free parking, strange $13.50 cover charge during evenings. Beers are I think a $1 for drafts... I think is was the special. I had…

I hadn’t been here in a while and I was out a late Friday night drinking with some friends and decided to come here. Parking lot was very full, but found a…

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. Parking lot was nearly empty. On Fridays its packed... I always park close to front if can and away from the fence. I once had…

I arrived here at 6:30. It was $9.50 to get in. Beers were $5.50. There is a huge lobby with a lingerie store to the right. When you walk in to the…

Visited the club day just before the 4thjuly weekend. Surprisingly the parking lot was busy. must have been aroun 75 cars on that day. I thought that was unusual considering the…

Somehow I got the totally wrong impression of this club from skimming reviews. I was expecting a small, low end, place with mostly average looking dancers. Instead, Chicas Locas is…

This place is huge and ample parking. Nice entrance to the building and a $7.50 cover. Walking down a wide corridor, following the music into the main area, I was…

Well, this place is my go to spot for Friday afternoon happy hour to wait out the traffic before heading home. Most times it’s the usual dance here, and a dance…

Visited Chicas Locas (CLs) on Su 6/23/19 ~9:45pm - CLs is a fairly-large property w/ a good-sized building and parking-lot - if I remember correctly the parking-spaces upfront had cones so I…

Chicas is one of my guaranteed stress busters. This is one of those places where a lot can happen over tequila with the right chica. Here is a summary of my encounters a)…

I was hanging with a buddy whom loves Latin girls so after dinner we headed to chicas locas which is 90% Cuban 7% Dominican 2% other Latin and 1 white girl (who…

This place seems to be a hit or a miss in recent times. Visited on a Wed. got there around 5pm. plenty of cars so expected the club to be very full. was…

Tuesday night visit. Probably the best place I visited this night. Again both the option to self-park and valet. You walk in and the lobby is large – reminds me of…

I've only gone on Friday afternoons, and by the number of patrons in the club you would think that it was a Saturday night. I mean this place is packed with…

The girls at Chicas Locas used to be so into pleasing the customer. Now they’re just aggravating the way they push for dances and if you get any, not much mileage or…

Chica Arrived about 9pm on a Thursday. They have Valet parking. But I just pulled around back and parked for free Cover is $13.50. Weird. But oh well. Got in bought a…

This is my regular place. I typically prefer afternoons and based on my previous experience the girls are a little more relaxed, make some good conversations My normal corner is by the billiards…

This must have been a slow day for establishment. got there around 5pm, paid the cover. Entered the dance area which was half filled with guests and probably around 5+ girls milling around…

I would love to go to Cuba to meet girls, but this is best I got in HTown. Girls super friendly, will come sit on your lap and even flash you a…

Parking here is always no problem as they have a lot of space and valet options. It is well lite to with security walking around outside. Inside they have a adult shop…

So, it's been a while since I visited Michael's . The parking lot was half full around 1 p.m. that day, in general it means that there won't be that many customers…

Decided to visit here on a wed. night with some friends. Parking lot pretty big so i just park myself and the cover was like 13 or 14 bucks at the…

Got there on a Thursday around 5.30pm. parking lot was busy but not full by any means. Paid the cover fee and got inside. Lots of patrons. but didn't seem like there…

a hot Hispanic stripper this is absolutely the place to go. If you're looking to LDK, this is absolutely the place to go. If you're looking for a place to chill and…

Free parking, $9.50 cover, $20 a dance, 4 stages, all Cubanas, $1 draft until 9pm. The day after Thanksgiving, decided to swing by Michaels to see if there was any new talent. Seems…

This club used to be my go to, very hot latinas that gave great dances and weren't a slight but shy. Now after several visits I see myself spending less on dances…

I was bired and wanted to give this place anither chance. Walk in pay the standard cover. Tons of chick 5s-8s mostly sitting at tables on phones talking to each other. Take…

I've been to this club multiple times, mainly because I always have 1 or 2 go to girls who always give me a good time. However this one trip on a…

One of the best strip clubs ive been too. Not extras to my knowledge but other than that I don’t think it could get any better. Hot chicks everywhere. Mostly 7s and…

Not everyone likes Chicas Locas but a few people do. That anyone likes Chicas Locas is the part that I just don’t get. I keep coming back once every month or two…

It has been a while since my last visit here. I visited the club on a Thursday in the early evening and it was pretty busy. Probably 20-25 ladies working and…

I know there is always a lot of girls at Michael's when I visit. The parking lot was not full, so I was not surprised to see just a few patrons once…

Decided to visit on a Tuesday this time rather than towards end of the week. Arrived at about 4.30pm. Parking lot was mostly empty, so not much crowd inside, may be about…

This is only my second time at a strip club and I feel like I got my money's worth. The actual building is kind of sketchy (but some people would like that),…

I had to go out of town on work and had exactly one hour to spend. Unlikely my regular visits ... lounging ... flirting and then deciding, I had to do a…

I went here for the first time and wanted to pass on my observations from that perspective. Visited here on a Monday night which with hindsight might not have been the greatest…

I have never visited Michaels on mondays, the hypothesis being its the day when the girls take rest. But I had a counter intuitive idea. It is also when the demand is…

I have never visited Michaels on mondays, the hypothesis being its the day when the girls take rest. But I had a counter intuitive idea. It is also when the demand is…

It’s been a few months since I set foot in this place, so I thought it was time to re-evaluate what’s going on south of the border. I remember this place way…

As I got in before 12 p.m. and paid the $9.50 cover charge, there wasn't too much going on inside the club. A lot of dancers sitting around and eating, a few…

Showed up at the club just before 6pm. didn't do valet parking as they have now fixed up their parking lot (used to be lots of potholes). Paid the cover and went…

I used to go to this club when it called Michaels. Back then, there were a lot of dark private areas and it was known as the wildest place in Texas…

Went to Chica’s on a Thursday later afternoon, around 3pm. Paid the $10 cover and went through the Metal detector to go in. They often have Valet parking,…

In Houston for the day decided the check this place out. Walk in and it’s an old hotel feeling with a large lobby where you pay a weird cover. I…

Never been, but as soon as i stepped in friend paid cover $$. We were led to some chairs near the stage by hostess. After about 5 minute some Slender fine latinas…

I have been going there often in the recent months, but things are not improving and just seem to be the same boring visit. I saw a lot of cars in the…

This is a compendium of visits Sunday afternoon and evening and Saturday evening. Sunday afternoon talent level was slim, none above a 6.5 or 7. There is usually a few in the…

This is my go to place. I normally go a little before the night shift comes in which is around 7:30PM so that I can see what the day shift has…

What a boring visit at Michael's. I got there around 12 p.m, I paid the entrance fee of $9.50 and noticed there were fewer dancers than before, probably around 10 dancers and…

It was my first time at Chicas Locas. I had heard about all the hot Latin women there so I checked it out. If you are into Latin women, especially Cuban girls,…

I’ve been hitting this location ever since it was called Michael’s International. Frankly, I preferred it when it Michael’s International. I had some fabulously decadent and, ultimately, explosively sticky times at Michael’s…

Went to the club just after 4pm and there were about 30 dancers. Crowd was light with plenty of seating. Saw few girls near the entrance just sitting and chatting. Took…

I've reviewed this place before, but I always have a good time. I prefer to park in the front or side lot as it is better lit and because the back lot is…

Went this past Saturday and once again had a really good time. Got there around 8:45pm, entrance fee still hasn’t changed ($13.50), got there a little too late for the dollar drinks…

Oh, my stars!!!!! Just hotness, gorgeous, beautiful Spanish gals everywhere. Even the hostess at the front when you enter are smash. Shoot even when I was leaving this fake blonde hair and…

First time on this club. It was not incredibly busy, but there was movement. First time on a club were most of not all the talent was Latin. It was like going…

I decided to revisit Michael's today since I had a good time last time I went. But. it was a letdown. Just looking at the cars in the parking lot I thought…

When I visit Houston , I definitely make it a point to visit Michaels. Yes the girls hustle ( but nothing wrong with that as they need the money ). What you…

$9.50 cover before 7pm, $13.50 after. One main stage and three side stages. Free parking in the back. VIP is about $165 + whatever you negotiate with the dancer(s). $1 draft beer/rum…

Just to be fair, if you like the Latinas, this place has some really hot girls. There were at least a couple 10s here. However, 90% are just straight up, no BS, no…

I have visited this place for the first last Wednesday and the only feeling I ever got was how come I didn't come to this place before. This club is huge and…

Went in on a Thursday night. Dollar well night. Now mind you bartender informed me it was a one ounce pour. Still a great deal. Had a few dollar drinks.. There are…

For those of you that haven't visited this place in a while, the potholes at the parking lot are now all fixed. Anyway, got there at around 6:45pm, free parking in the back…

I decided to revisit my favorite spot for latinas again, It was a cold afternoon but there was a lot of cars in the parking lot. When I entered the club, there…

Went back to see my favorite dancer. M* is sweet and a petite spinner with the most perfect breasts on the planet. She and I secluded ourselves behind the buffet which is…

If you like Latin women this is the place for you. I didn't see anything below a 9 in here. I had two Cuban ladies for the better part of the evening,…

I arrived around 7 and immediately met my favorite dancer of all time, M*. I stayed with M* the entire evening, as she is fun, sweet, hot, kind, and the best lap…

The atmosphere is very welcoming, beautiful and friendly dancers, dim lighting and a variety of music anything from Latin pop to some good ol Michael Jackson. The cover price was 13.50, the…

Rolled through pretty late, just after midnight. I wore pretty shorts that were pretty casual, but a nice top with a collar, and it got me into the club just fine, even…

Decided to visit the club on a whim since it was only 8 weeks after Harvey. It was a Wed, arrived there around 6.30pm. Crowd was light with about 30 to 40…

It's been a while since I visited this heaven for Latina girls. I always see a wide variety of latinas when I visit. Black latinas, brown latinas, spinners or thicker latinas and…

Only my second time in Houston; my first trip was in May 2016, and Chicas Locas was the better of the two clubs I visited back then. I'm glad I came…

Went to Chicas Locas on a Tuesday afternoon and was impressed with the number of girls that were there. All the girls I saw were nice and several were very attractive.…

Most recent of many visits. The dollar drinks are ok but what do you expect for $1. Buffet isnt bad, friday is usually the best. We showed up around 1130am there was…

I've been here about 3 times now. This club is not exactly luxury or high class but is a fairly large club. The girls are basically all latin and few speak English.…

When I go to the ATM, load up and then drive across Houston in heavy traffic, I want my afternoon decadence to be perfect. They do strive for perfection at Chica’s…

Looking for a place to spend some time with some ladies and saw chicas on tuscl and decided to give it a chance. Place is nice and clean with a comfortable…