Centerfolds Houston Reviews

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review
2 months ago
Nice surprise.
I have not reviewed this place in a minute but went there on a whim out of boredom last Sunday afternoon going into early evening. The layout is probably well documented now but...
jusflor
Texas
review
2 months ago
Afternoon smoke shows
Ok so it’s been a while since I’ve straight up gone into a club at 3p but I had some time to kill and knew I might be able to find a few $4...
Horatio45
review
5 months ago
Been There, Done That (again and again)!
It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there,...
Comments: 6
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15 days ago
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Pancho9966
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
review
7 months ago
Meeh on a Monday
Came into town for work on a Monday evening. Decided to hit up centerfolds due to the cheap uber ride from my hotel (less than $7). From outside place looked like it could have...
Gribbz
Texas
review
9 months ago
At Some Places Your Mileage Hardly Varies
Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you...
Comments: 2
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8 months ago
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RonJax2
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Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
review
10 months ago
Saturday night: Slow
This is going to be a review summarizing the cluster of “high end” clubs around the galleria radius. Let’s just say key 2024 recession indicator, but that’s for another topic. Club has free parking with...
Comments: 2
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9 months ago
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deltapete
Grjax
review
10 months ago
Nothing Special but ok
So went on a Tuesday afternoon so wasn't expecting too much. They had "security chair" on the outside (he wasn't there when I first arrive around 3 PM but did see a guy...
LordJackhammer
review
a year ago
Centerfolds Not Putting Its Best Foot Forward
I was in the Galleria area shortly before an appointment so I thought I'd check out an old pre-pandemic haunt for a beer and a couple of dances. I'd heard some conflicting stories about Centerfolds...
nukeWales
Texas
review
a year ago
Decent Place. Pretty slow, but some quality girls.
It was slow for a Friday night. It wasn't that late when i got there, but by the time I left it was around 11:30 and it was still slow. The girls were pretty...
Comments: 2
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a year ago
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deltapete
JSRG
review
a year ago
Return to Centerfolds
I previously wrote that I would never return to Centerfolds because it was too dirty, smelly and the dancers were too unappealing to warrant a return visit. If I recall, l suggested in my...
Comments: 1
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a year ago
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Mate27
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Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
review
2 years ago
Don’t Waste Your Time or Money
Centerfolds was once my “go to club.” It was a reliably high mileage club with a nice assortment of pink meat on the buffet. Not any more. The club is drab, dreary and dirty....
Comments: 7
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2 years ago
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Clubrev
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
review
2 years ago
Middle of the road
The decor, lighting, facilities, could be better, could be worse. The customers, some looked good, some looked bad. The prices, fair I would say. The staff, meh at best. The parking lot, it was...
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2 years ago
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jusflor
soulman80s
review
3 years ago
Slow Afternoon
So arrived around 4 PM in the middle or March madness and Rodeo time and was surprised to see how slow things were. Cover was $5 and had to walk in through a...
DangerMan
Texas
review
4 years ago
Below the fold
As it had been a year since I last visited, I decided to make a trip to Centerfolds on a friday afternoon. Prior to Covid, I had some interesting experiences in the afternoons and...
Comments: 1
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4 years ago
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EastCoaster
Gatsbytx
Texas
review
4 years ago
A horrible waste of time
Centerfolds has been a staple of the Houston club scene for decades. It has been a second tier club ever since Treasures opened, but Covid has accelerated its descent to rock bottom. ...
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4 years ago
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jusflor
twboyhouston
houston,tx
review
4 years ago
A Pre-COVID Visit with a High-Standards Girl (whose standards I didn’t meet)
My apologies for making this a pre-COVID review. Centerfolds is the main club that I go to. There is a bar downstairs that is the main bar, and there are two upstairs in the...
Comments: 2
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3 years ago
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reverendhornibastard
Mindwanderer
review
4 years ago
Post- Pandemic report
Quick trip report here post rona closure. So I was in the area and my curiosity on how things would be In the club got the better of me, I was planning on...
Comments: 3
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4 years ago
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latinalover69
jusflor
Texas
review
5 years ago
(Probably) My Last Review of Centerfolds!
I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single...
Comments: 4
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5 years ago
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reverendhornibastard
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
review
5 years ago
Stay away from Serena
Went to Centerfolds to meet S**** but got stood up. Unfortunately, when I was concluding that I should seek alternative entertainment for the night, Serena came up. She looked like an `ice-queen’: the kind...
Comments: 2
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4 years ago
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jusflor
deltapete
Alberta
review
5 years ago
A Beauty Who Neither Spits Nor Swallows!
A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly opposed to...
Comments: 6
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3 years ago
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cipdevice
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
review
5 years ago
Got my drink "stolen"
Ok, so Saturday afternoons in Houston are not the best for clubbing. Went to half a dozen of the clubs near the Galleria and this was the worst. The facility was dilapidated and run...
Comments: 3
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5 years ago
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parkoos
siddog
North Carolina
review
5 years ago
Ups & Downs - that;s Centrefolds for you!
Arrived at around 9:30. The car park was reasonably full - usually use Uber so it's been a while since I used their parking lot or valet so I can't comment. It was $12...
deltapete
Alberta
review
5 years ago
Incredible Joint!
Molly was an Italian beauty whose looks snuck up on you. When I got to the club, I there were already quite a few 8s and 9s working. At $20 a pop,...
Comments: 1
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5 years ago
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Aurum
RonJax
Strip Club Connoisseur
review
5 years ago
Mixed bag.
Got into town on a work trip and decided I wanted a couple beers and to check out how far downhill this place had actually gotten since my bachelor party there 20 years ago....
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5 years ago
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jusflor
Phandy
Texas
review
5 years ago
Manic Monday
Looking to take in the vibe at a different club, I decided to head to Centerfolds on a Monday night. I figured it was probably not the most active night, but I ...
Gatsbytx
Texas