Centerfolds Houston Reviews

Every visit is a new vibe at this place. This is my report for a early week, day shift.

Layout - Place hasn't changed in decades and hundreds of reviews to describe interior, exterior or parking. Only thing I can add is that on my visit all...

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been in this west side dive. But had to be in the area anyway so I thought I would give Centerfolds a try.

This is one of Houston’s older clubs and it certainly shows. It’s dark and smelly inside (and I suspect the...

$10 cover to get in - the place is a grunge dive, let's be honest

You will notice a few things immediately when you walk in - 1. the girls breasts are covered, and that doesn't last very long. You will get flashed consistently. Seems to be the common...

For those that want all the details keep reading, but for those that just want the summary of the women skip to the Final Word.

So this club is old and beat up on the outside. However, the parking lot is ok and they have a guard on duty so...

I have not reviewed this place in a minute but went there on a whim out of boredom last Sunday afternoon going into early evening. The layout is probably well documented now but will recap. One main stage visible from where you pay the cover so you...

Ok so it’s been a while since I’ve straight up gone into a club at 3p but I had some time to kill and knew I might be able to find a few $4 beers before dinner plans w friends. I rolled into c-folds on a whim and boy,...

It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there, done that!”

For a while, I didn’t really miss my old bad habits all that much.

But...

Came into town for work on a Monday evening. Decided to hit up centerfolds due to the cheap uber ride from my hotel (less than $7). From outside place looked like it could have been promising. Had a few security guards working the place. Walked in the door and there...

Let’s not mince words here.

Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you will encounter entering Centerfolds.

Despite the ghastly aroma, I occasionally come back to this cesspool. It’s...

This is going to be a review summarizing the cluster of “high end” clubs around the galleria radius. Let’s just say key 2024 recession indicator, but that’s for another topic.

Club has free parking with a dude standing outside saying he will look out for your car. Which is cool don’t...

So went on a Tuesday afternoon so wasn't expecting too much. They had "security chair" on the outside (he wasn't there when I first arrive around 3 PM but did see a guy wandering around the parking lot when I left at 5 PM). Went in and was...

I was in the Galleria area shortly before an appointment so I thought I'd check out an old pre-pandemic haunt for a beer and a couple of dances.

I'd heard some conflicting stories about Centerfolds since lockdown. Mostly I've heard about it going downhill. And it wasn't the best club to...

It was slow for a Friday night. It wasn't that late when i got there, but by the time I left it was around 11:30 and it was still slow. The girls were pretty hot, and cool. Mainly African-American and hispanic women. When they were dancing, they weren't topless.

A...

I previously wrote that I would never return to Centerfolds because it was too dirty, smelly and the dancers were too unappealing to warrant a return visit. If I recall, l suggested in my last review that you would be better off going to the zoo than wasting your time...

Centerfolds was once my “go to club.” It was a reliably high mileage club with a nice assortment of pink meat on the buffet.

Not any more.

The club is drab, dreary and dirty. I’ve been in New York City subway stations that smelled fresher and were cleaner than Centerfolds....

The decor, lighting, facilities, could be better, could be worse. The customers, some looked good, some looked bad. The prices, fair I would say. The staff, meh at best. The parking lot, it was about half full. Plenty of cars and plenty of spots. Drink prices, $5 domestic during happy...

So arrived around 4 PM in the middle or March madness and Rodeo time and was surprised to see how slow things were.

Cover was $5 and had to walk in through a medal detector that I'm sure isnt on. Walked in and room is quite dark and...

As it had been a year since I last visited, I decided to make a trip to Centerfolds on a friday afternoon. Prior to Covid, I had some interesting experiences in the afternoons and was curious on whether that would still be the case.

Centerfolds layout is the same as...

Centerfolds has been a staple of the Houston club scene for decades. It has been a second tier club ever since Treasures opened, but Covid has accelerated its descent to rock bottom. I got there late on a Saturday night to see if I could see how my...

My apologies for making this a pre-COVID review. Centerfolds is the main club that I go to. There is a bar downstairs that is the main bar, and there are two upstairs in the two VIP sections. One VIP section is $85 during the day and $150 I believe after...

Quick trip report here post rona closure.
So I was in the area and my curiosity on how things would be In the club got the better of me, I was planning on not going back until a few weeks had gone by but decided to risk catching the...

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single monger has contributed.

The reasons for this are simple. For a long time now, Centerfolds...

Went to Centerfolds to meet S**** but got stood up. Unfortunately, when I was concluding that I should seek alternative entertainment for the night, Serena came up. She looked like an `ice-queen’: the kind of girl I usually stay away from as she is usually full of herself & `all...

A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly opposed to letting the “meat loaf” so I came up with a good alibi and made my plans....

Ok, so Saturday afternoons in Houston are not the best for clubbing. Went to half a dozen of the clubs near the Galleria and this was the worst. The facility was dilapidated and run down, door girl was chain smoking and looked like she had not showered in weeks, the...