Centerfolds Houston Reviews

$10 cover to get in - the place is a grunge dive, let's be honest You will notice a few things immediately when you walk in - 1. the girls breasts are covered, and...

For those that want all the details keep reading, but for those that just want the summary of the women skip to the Final Word. So this club is old and beat up on the...

I have not reviewed this place in a minute but went there on a whim out of boredom last Sunday afternoon going into early evening. The layout is probably well documented now but...

Ok so it’s been a while since I’ve straight up gone into a club at 3p but I had some time to kill and knew I might be able to find a few $4...

It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there,...

Came into town for work on a Monday evening. Decided to hit up centerfolds due to the cheap uber ride from my hotel (less than $7). From outside place looked like it could have...

Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you...

This is going to be a review summarizing the cluster of “high end” clubs around the galleria radius. Let’s just say key 2024 recession indicator, but that’s for another topic. Club has free parking with...

So went on a Tuesday afternoon so wasn't expecting too much. They had "security chair" on the outside (he wasn't there when I first arrive around 3 PM but did see a guy...

I was in the Galleria area shortly before an appointment so I thought I'd check out an old pre-pandemic haunt for a beer and a couple of dances. I'd heard some conflicting stories about Centerfolds...

It was slow for a Friday night. It wasn't that late when i got there, but by the time I left it was around 11:30 and it was still slow. The girls were pretty...

I previously wrote that I would never return to Centerfolds because it was too dirty, smelly and the dancers were too unappealing to warrant a return visit. If I recall, l suggested in my...

Centerfolds was once my “go to club.” It was a reliably high mileage club with a nice assortment of pink meat on the buffet. Not any more. The club is drab, dreary and dirty....

The decor, lighting, facilities, could be better, could be worse. The customers, some looked good, some looked bad. The prices, fair I would say. The staff, meh at best. The parking lot, it was...

So arrived around 4 PM in the middle or March madness and Rodeo time and was surprised to see how slow things were. Cover was $5 and had to walk in through a...

As it had been a year since I last visited, I decided to make a trip to Centerfolds on a friday afternoon. Prior to Covid, I had some interesting experiences in the afternoons and...

Centerfolds has been a staple of the Houston club scene for decades. It has been a second tier club ever since Treasures opened, but Covid has accelerated its descent to rock bottom. ...

My apologies for making this a pre-COVID review. Centerfolds is the main club that I go to. There is a bar downstairs that is the main bar, and there are two upstairs in the...

Quick trip report here post rona closure. So I was in the area and my curiosity on how things would be In the club got the better of me, I was planning on...

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single...

Went to Centerfolds to meet S**** but got stood up. Unfortunately, when I was concluding that I should seek alternative entertainment for the night, Serena came up. She looked like an `ice-queen’: the kind...

A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly opposed to...

Ok, so Saturday afternoons in Houston are not the best for clubbing. Went to half a dozen of the clubs near the Galleria and this was the worst. The facility was dilapidated and run...

Arrived at around 9:30. The car park was reasonably full - usually use Uber so it's been a while since I used their parking lot or valet so I can't comment. It was $12...

Molly was an Italian beauty whose looks snuck up on you. When I got to the club, I there were already quite a few 8s and 9s working. At $20 a pop,...