Reviews

WARNING! This post contains numerous polysyllabic words. I had another meeting scheduled with clients on the far side of town. Because my last visit to Centerfolds was such a phenomenal success, I took the opportunity to…

Yesterday I had a meeting not far from that infamously dirty den of depravities known as Centerfolds. I don’t often have to travel to that part of Houston, but when I do, I usually make…

Was struck with a club mood on a Sunday afternoon. The place has plenty of parking space outside, but has a dinky exterior. Walking in I noticed everything looked dated and felt a run down vibe.…

Location: Close to downtown, I drove my car there and there's a guy asking if I need valet or not. I said no I'll park myself, then he charged me 10 or 5 for that. The…

Was in town for my semi annual houston work trip. My work trips are always mid week and I venture out after 10pm. Centerfolds had previous reviews that this place can be hit or miss.…

Even though Centrrfolds was a reliably high mileage club, I don’t go there as often as I did in years passed. Houston is so damn big and the traffic is worse than ever. Although you…

In an effort to replace the thrills of Treasures, I wanted to give Centerfolds a try. I went in late afternoon and the car park was pretty spacious and there seemed to be a security guard…

I got back from a business trip to Dallas and hit up Centerfolds on a quiet Monday night. The parking lot was nearly empty, and the vibe felt dead. The cover charge was $12, and…

Went back into Centerfolds after a less than savory exchange (again) at Treasures - no need to repeat what everyone has already said about the place - yes its different. Avoid J - the…

It had been a while since I visited this club. Treasures (in the same neighborhood as this place and with the same owners) has changed their policy and closed off like 3/4 of the club…

Every visit is a new vibe at this place. This is my report for a early week, day shift. Layout - Place hasn't changed in decades and hundreds of reviews to describe interior, exterior…

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been in this west side dive. But had to be in the area anyway so I thought I would give Centerfolds a try. This is one of Houston’s…

$10 cover to get in - the place is a grunge dive, let's be honest You will notice a few things immediately when you walk in - 1. the girls breasts are covered, and that…

For those that want all the details keep reading, but for those that just want the summary of the women skip to the Final Word. So this club is old and beat up on the outside.…

I have not reviewed this place in a minute but went there on a whim out of boredom last Sunday afternoon going into early evening. The layout is probably well documented now but will…

Ok so it’s been a while since I’ve straight up gone into a club at 3p but I had some time to kill and knew I might be able to find a few $4 beers…

It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there, done…

Came into town for work on a Monday evening. Decided to hit up centerfolds due to the cheap uber ride from my hotel (less than $7). From outside place looked like it could have been…

Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you will…

This is going to be a review summarizing the cluster of “high end” clubs around the galleria radius. Let’s just say key 2024 recession indicator, but that’s for another topic. Club has free parking with a…

So went on a Tuesday afternoon so wasn't expecting too much. They had "security chair" on the outside (he wasn't there when I first arrive around 3 PM but did see a guy wandering…

I was in the Galleria area shortly before an appointment so I thought I'd check out an old pre-pandemic haunt for a beer and a couple of dances. I'd heard some conflicting stories about Centerfolds since…

It was slow for a Friday night. It wasn't that late when i got there, but by the time I left it was around 11:30 and it was still slow. The girls were pretty hot,…

I previously wrote that I would never return to Centerfolds because it was too dirty, smelly and the dancers were too unappealing to warrant a return visit. If I recall, l suggested in my last…

Centerfolds was once my “go to club.” It was a reliably high mileage club with a nice assortment of pink meat on the buffet. Not any more. The club is drab, dreary and dirty. I’ve…