Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

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review
17 years ago
Pretty girls, great happy hour specials....
Pretty girls, great happy hour specials. No lap dances (VA law), and pasties and g-strings manditory, but the girls at least put on a good show. Food is pretty good too. ...
triumphspeedfour
review
17 years ago
OK...reality check. Visited on a...
OK...reality check. Visited on a recent Tuesday nite between 9:30-11:00 pm - no cover charge. Admittedly, I've been spoiled recently having seen some of the country's best clubs in the last twelve weeks...
no3putts
review
17 years ago
Have to knock the raing down...
Have to knock the raing down a point or 2 frpm my last visit, really poor table service this time. I do stop here because of the girls but also for the food...
nj_pete
New Jersey
review
17 years ago
Stoppeb by last week for the...
Stoppeb by last week for the first time and really thought this was a great idea. This is a great place to have dinner and look at pretty women. It is not...
nomorethreeputts
review
17 years ago
Only reason to go here is...
Only reason to go here is if you're on business in the area and don't want to drive to Balt. Great eye candy, good food, cold beer. Stopped in on a recent...
redrocks
Missouri
review
17 years ago
There hasn't been much in the...
There hasn't been much in the way of improving the CCR in the past few years. The owner has put a lot of effort into putting a 3rd and 4th floor on his...
JackSplat
review
17 years ago
Got here right before noon on...
Got here right before noon on a Thursday. Good thing, it got a lot busier afterwards. Was told this was a good place for lunch. The food prices were very inexpensive...
jyoneonone
Pennsylvania
review
17 years ago
This has to be one one...
This has to be one one the most lame areas when it comes to strip clubs, but I am spoiled by having East St Louis close by. Went in to the club after work...
mjpollak300
Michigan
review
17 years ago
Like the gentlemen said: it's pasties,...
Like the gentlemen said: it's pasties, g-strings, no lap dances, no nudity. On a nice summer day you will see hotter girls on the street outside, because it's Northern Virginia, and apparently it's...
Darkwords
review
17 years ago
Stopped in for a late lunch....
Stopped in for a late lunch. There were about a dozen customers in the place and about as many dancers. Dancers ranged from about 5 (a "veteran" dancer with enormous implants) to 8 (there...
kernel_32
review
18 years ago
For a club that is topless...
For a club that is topless only with pasties required this is the highest possible score. The ladies were exceptional. They were mostly young and very well built without being 90% silicone....
bob_b
Virginia
review
18 years ago
This club is tucked away next...
This club is tucked away next to a 7-Eleven a block away from the main drag of the Jefferson Davis Highway. It’s easy to drive past the place, though street parking is plentiful...
toonz
review
18 years ago
Different kind of place, a g...
Different kind of place, a g string & Pastie place with pretty good food at a decent price, in town on business & enjoyed a ribeye steak plus eyecand on the stage. There is a...
nj_pete
New Jersey
review
18 years ago
I went on a Monday night....
I went on a Monday night. The club was not crowded, but because I got there around their shift change at 6, I got to see ladies from the afternoon and evening shifts -...
kernel_32
review
18 years ago
I love this place. Generally...
I love this place. Generally I couldn't give a place that is pasties & g-strings any more than a 5 but this place offers a different experience. Generally the girls are gorgeous....
bob_b
Virginia
review
18 years ago
Decided to spend an afternoon here...
Decided to spend an afternoon here after a long morning of meetings at the office. No cover, went in and had a few beers, played some pool, and chatted up with some hotties. This...
1Chanman
District of Columbia
review
18 years ago
Was in the DC area for...
Was in the DC area for a flight out west... stopped in on Crystal City since the hotel was close by... well, the name is correct... Crystal City...
bionim
review
18 years ago
Dropped in for the first time...
Dropped in for the first time in 6-7 months. Same lame club... dancers wear patsie's over their breasts (state law in Virginia) and no lapdances. Girls are pretty and friendly and food is good...
choppercitybg
review
18 years ago
This club is the typical bikini/pasties...
This club is the typical bikini/pasties joint here in Virginia. But this is the best I've visited in VA, with this restriction. The girls are very pretty (7-9), but are usually focused...
severedominant
review
18 years ago
As in the other reviews, I...
As in the other reviews, I agree that CCR does have the atmosphere of a country sports bar more than it does a strip bar. Part of this is related to the laws...
JackSplat
review
18 years ago
For a strip club it is...
For a strip club it is extremely tame but for Virginia it is very nice. My buddy and I went here on a Sunday evening and were able to find street parking but...
geneglenn
review
19 years ago
I have to say, this place...
I have to say, this place has the best prime rib of any strip clubs i have been to in a long time. Very inexpensive, and very delicious. Also, a great place...
unclefester
review
19 years ago
Crytsal City has much more of...
Crytsal City has much more of a the feel of a Sports Bar than that of a Titty Bar. As noted by others, the food is actually quite good and reasonably priced. The qualities...
Georgewalker
Maryland
review
19 years ago
I haven't been in the club...
I haven't been in the club in quite some time and I was pleasantly surprised. Its not fully nude unfortunately - pasties and gstrings - but the dancers have gotten younger and quite...
Stevel
review
19 years ago
Live in Crystal City but haven't...
Live in Crystal City but haven't been here in a few months so dropped in again to see what was up. They've got some pretty dancers here but bottom line is this club isn't...
choppercitybg