Like the gentlemen said: it's pasties,...

Like the gentlemen said: it's pasties, g-strings, no lap dances, no nudity. On a nice summer day you will see hotter girls on the street outside, because it's Northern Virginia, and apparently it's where America breeds all of the hot secretaries. So take your pick, or alternate between the two: outside you've got 9's and 10's walking by fully clothed (but very well dressed). Inside you've got 7's and 8's -- several butterfaces when I stopped in -- wearing next to nothing. You can't get much personal attention, but the food's good and cheap for such an overpriced yuppified neighborhood.

I don't recommend it for a night out with the guys when Baltimore is only an hour away and far more entertaining. But if you're in Crystal City on business and need to grab lunch, the eye candy is fantastic.