Live in Crystal City but haven't...
Live in Crystal City but haven't been here in a few months so dropped in again to see what was up. They've got some pretty dancers here but bottom line is this club isn't worth it. No nudity is allowed in Virginia, so all the dancers wear patsies over their breasts. No lapdances, contact, or any mileage at all allowed in the club. Girls are friendly but there's no action to be had here... you're better off heading up to Showcase Theater in Greenbelt, Maryland if you want a lapdance or even making the 45 minute drive to the Block in Baltimore if you want even more mileage than that. I will say that the food here is way above average for a strip club but overall, if you are looking for a true strip club experience, don't come here...
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