Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

Full reviews are only available to members. Join Now

review
19 years ago
Not bad of a VA club,...
Not bad of a VA club, given the limitations set by law . Food and drinks are reasonably priced and the girls are generally hot - most of which range from a 6...
tdcx
Clubbin
review
19 years ago
Entered club around 8pm. Club...
Entered club around 8pm. Club consists of several tables for groups of 8 or more, plus areas surrounding two small dance platforms at opposite ends of the club. Crystal City Restaurant...
patchman40
review
19 years ago
For what it is, the Crystal...
For what it is, the Crystal City Restaurant is OK. It's typical VA, with pasties and bottoms. I don't like pasties, but I think they have some pretty decent looking girls here,...
unclefester
review
19 years ago
Visited this nice little niche strip...
Visited this nice little niche strip club/restaurant last Friday. My buddy had a friend in town, so we went so that he could get the Crystal City experience. No cover of course,...
1Chanman
District of Columbia
review
19 years ago
Was in town for a few...
Was in town for a few weeks for an assignment. A client brought me here for lunch following a meeting nearby. Food was average at best, but prices are low. Was...
blewlight
review
19 years ago
BORING!!! Don't come here... no...
BORING!!! Don't come here... no lap dances and the dancers aren't even naked per Virginia state law (must wear patsies over their nipples). The dancers are beautiful for the most part and the...
choppercitybg
review
19 years ago
This is definitely a gentlemens club....
This is definitely a gentlemens club. Nice atmosphere, attractive girls(though it is pasties and thong), and very good food. They only serve beer and wine, but unless you are really looking to...
reviewer84
review
20 years ago
Well, hit this place only when...
Well, hit this place only when really desperate fro some tits. Bottoms on and tops off (no nipples) at least the women are hot. Quality women, just frustrating to only see them clothed. Feels...
usgaone
review
20 years ago
This is the only club located...
This is the only club located in Northern VA, since the one in Springfield (name slips me) closed down several years ago. As with other VA clubs, it is topless and pasties only....
phoneguy3
review
20 years ago
This club is conveniently located a...
This club is conveniently located a few blocks away from the Crystal City Metro Station in Arlington, VA. It features dancers in pasties & g-string since Virginia does not allow nude dancing. Girls don't...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
20 years ago
Likes: Friendly waitresses who take...
Likes: Friendly waitresses who take care of you; halfway decent looking dancers though a number are "mature." Dislikes: Dancers might be considered "clothed" as other reviewers have pointed out since they wear...
smartheart
review
20 years ago
Food is great and cheap. Parking...
Food is great and cheap. Parking is a pain during the day but they have about 30 free parking spaces in a lot across the street and a block west behind the restauarants....
georgefromva
review
20 years ago
This club is one of my...
This club is one of my favorite local hangouts. The food and drink prices here are very reasonable compared to the DC clubs. The night shift dancers start at 6pm. ...
MatCrystal
review
20 years ago
Since I have not been to...
Since I have not been to any other clubs in the area, its hard to compare locally - but from an out of town perspective, its pretty lame. The girls were decent, but what's...
lapdance25
review
20 years ago
I have been going to this...
I have been going to this bar for six years and I must say that over the last few months it has definitly improved. Always had great food and pretty woman but now this...
jt34671
review
20 years ago
Lots of beautiful, friendly dancer, waitresses,...
Lots of beautiful, friendly dancer, waitresses, and hostesses! It is hard to decide which I like best! The two hostesses bring out the food and clear the tables. They are under-tipped...
BobOhh
review
20 years ago
The Crystal City Restaurant is my...
The Crystal City Restaurant is my favorite strip club in the DC area. It is a comfortable sports club with numerous televisions and two stages. Their food is great for a club,...
g_girrrl
review
20 years ago
CCR is typical of VA clubs...
CCR is typical of VA clubs -- pasties and g-strings are the most you see (hence the low rating) but it has a good atmosphere, very much like a local sportsbar. There are no...
yamas
Virginia
review
20 years ago
This is a vary tame club....
This is a vary tame club. Of course, Nova is very lame. Girls were young and limber but this is merely an interlude enroute to more fun across the river. Better...
chimpo
review
21 years ago
This club is a good example...
This club is a good example of a place that is fun to bring a friend, play pool, drink a few, check out the eye-candy, and that's about it. Usually a couple of girls dance...
sc_critic_NYC
review
21 years ago
This is the best strip club...
This is the best strip club in northern VA but that's not saying much. Likes: Decent food (yes this really is a restaurant), moderately priced, very friendly atmosphere, excellent stage dancing, open during the day,...
FONDL
review
21 years ago
Crystal City Restaurant, called locally CCR,...
Crystal City Restaurant, called locally CCR, is a very good restaurant with wonderful scenery, and if you handle your tips right, very nice company. Yes, the dancers have to wear pasties on top...
BobOhh
review
21 years ago
I've been to this club a...
I've been to this club a few times since it is near where I work. Though the place is called a restaurant, I never eat there, not because the food is bad, but...
namejunk