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5 years ago
Stop with the drink hustle and this club would be great
The Sands has a lot going for it but a few things that are near deal breakers the positives 1. Cleanest non corporate club in Seattle 2. $10 cover (if I remember right) 3. hot...
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skinnywhiteboy
skinnywhiteboy
Washington
review
5 years ago
No more day shift at sands.
I don't go to the Sands often but since it's been a while(Feb 2018, I looked up my last review) I decided to go see how it's doing. The biggest news was a...
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5 years ago
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drewcareypnw
seastripreview
Washington
review
5 years ago
worth the second visit!
I was a bit greedy and went in late afternoon around 4, but was greatly disappointed with only 2 dancers (and 2 customers) both were about 4/10, one didn't even bother to strip on...
awork911
Hartlepool
review
5 years ago
A 100% Guidelines compliant review.
Stopped into the Sands at 12:30 on a Friday, on the way to watch the Apple Cup at a bar. Due to the mechanical and unremarkable nature of the transaction I entered into...
Comments: 4
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5 years ago
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DancingAndy
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
review
5 years ago
I MET A NEW TUSCL DANCER MEMBER
Sands is not a club from my normal rotation of Puget Sound Region clubs. I only go to Sands to see a particular dancer whom I have some knowledge of beforeheand. I went to...
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DancingAndy
Club_Goer_Seattle
Seattle, Washington
review
5 years ago
Sands, not as bad as I expected :P
I hadn't been to Sands in quite a while (5+ years) and wasn't expecting sure what to expect. When I went a few times in the past, there could be few dancers, fewer...
Dozzle
review
5 years ago
Review
Club in Ballard, with entrance at the front and back of building. $10 cover for drinks. Dances are $40 each. Bathroom has 2 toilets but just 1 stall with no door. The other's right...
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5 years ago
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DancingAndy
nads
review
5 years ago
Expensively Average
The girls are pretty. The club is next door to a casual bar. The bar is great to grab a few drinks, get buzzed and then head into the strip club through the back...
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5 years ago
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Club_Goer_Seattle
sandman_dream
Washington
review
5 years ago
Sands early afternoon
Ended up in Ballard early in the afternoon, so figured I would stop in and see whats happening here. First visit to the Sands in a Long time! Plenty of parking beside...
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5 years ago
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Club_Goer_Seattle
froggy2
Washington
review
5 years ago
Sands Dying a Slow Death
Wasn't sure if this place was even still operating with all the gentrification that's been transforming Ballard over the last few years. Walked in and was surprised the door was open and music was...
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5 years ago
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PeteBull19
ThirstyinThurston
review
5 years ago
Good visit to Sands
I went in on a Tuesday, early afternoon. There were four or five dancers there. Carly and Nicole were white, Quinn is AA. The others (sorry, missed their names) were white. There...
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drewcareypnw
PeteBull19
review
5 years ago
Look But Dont Touch
Was in the Seattle area and thought I would stop by and see what was going on as I needed a break from traffic and the Sands is usually good for a calm relaxing...
coug98
Washington
review
5 years ago
Repeat after me: there are no extras at the Sands on weekend nights!
Went out to a drinks and a show, then the Sands loomed large in the flight path of my Uber. Cash in hand, I stopped into a club I’ve been visiting on and...
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5 years ago
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unclewillSea
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
review
6 years ago
Long time since last visit
It has been several years since my last visit to the Sands as the traffic to get there from the south end is always a pain in the ass. I was in Seattle...
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6 years ago
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unclewillSea
tedb
Washington
review
6 years ago
High Price equals High Return
Hadn't been into the Sands in a long time and I remember telling myself that I would never return, but I found myself in the Ballard area on a slow weekday afternoon and decided...
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6 years ago
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drewcareypnw
coug98
Washington
review
6 years ago
Pretty small/slow
I went to Sands on a Friday early night. Probably around 7. I was expecting more girls than normal given it was around shift change but there was only 3 and...
Bob3332
review
6 years ago
Kitty at the Sands
I had been poking around on instagram looking at bikini baristas, and I ran across an account for an exotic dancer who was promoting her appearance at the Sands. I reached out via...
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6 years ago
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drewcareypnw
Randy_Darwin
review
6 years ago
5 week vacation
The knock on The Sands is that it's too small and too quiet. I find that both these things are positive things. I like to go right to the back row, tip a few...
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6 years ago
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the mighty quinn
DiabloFan1
Washington
review
6 years ago
LE at Sands?
I've been out of the PL lifestyle for a few years... got a bit spooked when a few local busts (Dancing Bare, K-girl apartment on the east side) coincided with a rising suspicion that...
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6 years ago
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herbtcat
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
review
6 years ago
"hole in the wall"
, in their own words. There is 1 small stage with 2 viewing areas. Dances are $40, vanilla. Private room $300 for 30min, no 15min option. There were around 10 dancers,...
Pyroxl
Yonder
review
6 years ago
Chill place
I went here after my friends decided to end the night early. Still had my buzz going and was in the Ballard area, so I said why not? It's a small club with no cover...
goodtimesusa091385
New Jersey
review
6 years ago
First visit ever to Sands
Dropped in to check out the smaller clubs. This is my very first visit ever, it is a small club located in the heart of Ballard. It is much smaller than any...
rhs1414
Washington
review
6 years ago
Feels like old times
It’s been over a year since I’ve been in Sands. This used to be my go to place with girls like Lexi, Gia and Tiffany working there. I was in the area to stopped...
Xman156
58 Year-old Cali Transplant
review
7 years ago
Nice small place to hangout
This is not a very busy club, but a nice little local neighborhood club at ballard. There are very less number of dancers compared to any other clubs in Seattle. There is no cover...
taylorrocks_2016
Washington
review
7 years ago
Good Times
Went there about a year ago. Maybe things have changed with the cameras people keep mentioning, but had a great time. Hot little blond working there (young, super fit, cute B-cup tits, brazilian)....
211570
Maryland