Reviews

I dropped in on a weeknight to find that there were only 5 or 6 dancers working ad only one of those rated above a 5. This was my first time at the Sands in…

Dropped in on a Saturday night just after a bachelor party cleared out. Had a good deal of girls there of verying rates most 7 and above, and all very eager to have a private…

Spent some time with Vanessa, a young African-American girl with an awesome slender body and an amazingly beautiful face. I just kept getting $20 dances until my wallet was empty. She offers higher-priced dances,…

3rd time I have been to this club, and cannot stand it! I went there one evening with 3 of my buddies, it was about 9pm. There were 3 girls there, and none of them…

Swung into the sands mid may on a thursday night. There wern't many girls there when I first showed up about 3 or 4 good looking bunch of girls. None of them seemed to wanna…

I had a great time in the VIP room with Chane. I walked in Saturday around 3pm. There were four or so dancers and one other customer. I hooked up with the always-friendly Chane and…

the last time i went here was long before the remodel, and the place gave me such an ooky feeling i left without getting a dance. The remodel turns it from a creepy neighborhood…

I was in ballard on business and had some time to kill on a Wednesday afternoon. I had not been to the Sands in years so I thought I'd check out the remodel and…

I dropped into The Sands a few weeks back on a saturday night for a few hours of simply enjoying the eye candy on stage, it being a saturday i knew it would be crowded…

I stopped by this club Sunday afternoon. There was no entry fee, just $10 for drinks, you get a receipt to use later to redeem another drink. The club was dead with only…

Popped in around 4:30 Saturday afternoon. Two-drink minimum: $10. Sat and watched an empty stage for a few minutes. Not cool. Only one dancer in sight, and she was back talking to the bartender. She…

I hadn't been to the Sands in years but heard about the remodel and decided to check it out. It is slow in the day with only three or four dancers but worth the trip.…

I drodped into the Sands around Christmas time. They had a nice cozy atmosphere going and an artificial fiber optic christmas tree in the corner. Sadly the city wide smokeing ban meant i couldn't light…

Popped in a couple of times the last few months just to hang out and relax so this review is long overdue. The vibe in the remodeled setting is much better than in the past, but…

Visited my old favorite, The Sands, last week. I had a couple of dances from a girl named Jasmine. She's a brunette and she's got back. Overall, she's a nice looking woman with…

Went in on Wednesday night(12/28/05) a little after 10PM to see how the old place looks after the remodel. Place looks a lot better. The stage is much bigger(which the dancers I talked to…

Decided to stop in around 11 last night, having always been curious. My expectations of the club were pretty low, but upon walking in I was amazed. It easily has the nicest interior…

I stopped by the sands on the first of October saturday night. It was my first time in there since they remodeled the place. Visualy it's nice ther's much more seating and the stage is…

Hadn't been to the Sands in a very long time (about 10 yrs) and I remembered it as a seedy place with average girls, but good mileage. Well, it is still a seedy place,…

Yeah, the place looks nicer than in the past, and the set-up makes more sense; but the attitudes of the night shift is still crap! All kinds of games being played by less than…

The Sands had been undertaking a remodel for several months with numerous pauses, but I think that it has been worth it. The club really has needed an update since forever and now it…

The Sands is one of those fish-out-of-water, what-the-hell-is-a-stripclub-doing-here? sorta neighborhood joints that seem to be a thing of the past in most cities. I would consider it a Seattle institution -- I'm not sure exactly…

Two new girls appeared at the old Sands this week. Amy and Jill. They are both a bit younger, a bit thin but the dances are high high mileage. They also…

The rollercoaster that is the Sands -- I've had the greatest and worst experiences there. It all depends on whose dancing, what the crowd is like, what manager is on duty, the alignment of…

Different from your normal club, looks more like a neighborhood bar. It's small, the section for lap dances is regular chairs and it was not at all busy when I was there (maybe 6…