Sands Showgirls Reviews

I dropped in on a weeknight to find that there were only 5 or 6 dancers working ad only one of those rated above a 5. This was my first time at the Sands in a long time and I am not sure that I will be back any time...

Dropped in on a Saturday night just after a bachelor party cleared out. Had a good deal of girls there of verying rates most 7 and above, and all very eager to have a private dance. Tried a few with a petite blond spinner calling herself gidget she cut me...

Spent some time with Vanessa, a young African-American girl with an awesome slender body and an amazingly beautiful face. I just kept getting $20 dances until my wallet was empty. She offers higher-priced dances, but I got the impression that the mileage doesn't increase significantly. I was quite content...

3rd time I have been to this club, and cannot stand it! I went there one evening with 3 of my buddies, it was about 9pm. There were 3 girls there, and none of them were onstage. We got our drinks, and as soon as we did, the waitress came...

Swung into the sands mid may on a thursday night. There wern't many girls there when I first showed up about 3 or 4 good looking bunch of girls. None of them seemed to wanna join me in a game of pool tho. Got hit up pretty regularly with the...

I had a great time in the VIP room with Chane. I walked in Saturday around 3pm. There were four or so dancers and one other customer. I hooked up with the always-friendly Chane and walked through the bead curtain. We had the back room to ourselves, which was nice....

the last time i went here was long before the remodel, and the place gave me such an ooky feeling i left without getting a dance. The remodel turns it from a creepy neighborhood dive into a decent, if tiny, stripclub. The VIP area has less privacy than...

I was in ballard on business and had some time to kill on a Wednesday afternoon. I had not been to the Sands in years so I thought I'd check out the remodel and talent.

Remodel is okay but nothing outstanding. Afternoon talent was sparse. Only 4...

I dropped into The Sands a few weeks back on a saturday night for a few hours of simply enjoying the eye candy on stage, it being a saturday i knew it would be crowded and space at a premium. So after finding a spot to park and finish a...

I stopped by this club Sunday afternoon. There was no entry fee, just $10 for drinks, you get a receipt to use later to redeem another drink. The club was dead with only two dancers and a couple of customers. The dancers were Taylor a good looking...

Popped in around 4:30 Saturday afternoon. Two-drink minimum: $10. Sat and watched an empty stage for a few minutes. Not cool. Only one dancer in sight, and she was back talking to the bartender. She eventually came and sat with me. Delaney was her name. Apparently she had just...

I hadn't been to the Sands in years but heard about the remodel and decided to check it out. It is slow in the day with only three or four dancers but worth the trip. The new VIP area is secluded and if it is just you and the girl,...

I drodped into the Sands around Christmas time. They had a nice cozy atmosphere going and an artificial fiber optic christmas tree in the corner. Sadly the city wide smokeing ban meant i couldn't light up and enjoy myself as much as i normaly do. It seemed like a very...

Popped in a couple of times the last few months just to hang out and relax so this review is long overdue.

The vibe in the remodeled setting is much better than in the past, but then again the "old" Sands had a certain familiarity that is no somewhat lacking. ...

Visited my old favorite, The Sands, last week. I had a couple of dances from a girl named Jasmine. She's a brunette and she's got back. Overall, she's a nice looking woman with firm, natural breasts. The dance, however, was monotonous and a little rough. You know...

Went in on Wednesday night(12/28/05) a little after 10PM to see how the old place looks after the remodel. Place looks a lot better. The stage is much bigger(which the dancers I talked to liked) and is positioned in the corner which makes sense for such a small place....

Decided to stop in around 11 last night, having always been curious. My expectations of the club were pretty low, but upon walking in I was amazed. It easily has the nicest interior of any club in Seattle - very clean, good lighting, nice chairs, not smokey, and...

I stopped by the sands on the first of October saturday night.
It was my first time in there since they remodeled the place. Visualy it's nice ther's much more seating and the stage is larger, the added a second stripper pole, you now sit where the VIP lounge was...

Hadn't been to the Sands in a very long time (about 10 yrs) and I remembered it as a seedy place with average girls, but good mileage. Well, it is still a seedy place, after a renovation, but that is all that is the same (girls are now below...

Yeah, the place looks nicer than in the past, and the set-up makes more sense; but the attitudes of the night shift is still crap! All kinds of games being played by less than beautiful gals. Attitudes should be the next remodel!...

The Sands had been undertaking a remodel for several months with numerous pauses, but I think that it has been worth it. The club really has needed an update since forever and now it feels and looks so much better. I think there are a few more things...

The Sands is one of those fish-out-of-water, what-the-hell-is-a-stripclub-doing-here? sorta neighborhood joints that seem to be a thing of the past in most cities. I would consider it a Seattle institution -- I'm not sure exactly how long it's been around, but my guess would be about 30 years at least....

Two new girls appeared at the old Sands this week. Amy and Jill. They are both a bit younger, a bit thin but the dances are high high mileage. They also are willing to give out numbers. Give the old Sands one more chance men,...

The rollercoaster that is the Sands -- I've had the greatest and worst experiences there. It all depends on whose dancing, what the crowd is like, what manager is on duty, the alignment of the planets etc. I still like the funkiness, randomness, the occasional forays into absurdity....

Different from your normal club, looks more like a neighborhood bar. It's small, the section for lap dances is regular chairs and it was not at all busy when I was there (maybe 6 girls working).

Ranged from not worth it to well worth it, YMMV. Lap dances were...