Garden of Eden Reviews

I visited San. Francisco for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I came in on business and wanted to check out the strip club scene in SF. Through reviews on this site, I found out that there were a lot of clubs around Broadway Street. It was a...

As I understand it, all of the Broadway strip clubs are owned by the same company. They certainly all have different flavors. The flavor of this club is chocolate. Most of the girls that work here are black. So, if you're in to black girls, this is...

Never. Never. Never again. Just takes one ROB to ruin an evening. Voting with my dollar, I will never go to the SF Garden of Eden again, especially since there are many other options in the area. Rude Rip Off warning.

About 8pm on a Saturday, I am crossing the street...

Incredibly small. It's deceiving from what you think when you look at the sign on the street. Really if I had been a bit more decisive I probably would have walked right out but I sat down long enough for one of the girls to come over and convince me...

I had never been in San Fran on a Friday evening before. I usually hit clubs in the middle of the week and get pretty much what you'd expect. But this time... holy crap. First off there were more dancers in the club then there were patrons...

Saturday guys night out for me and my friends comes around once in many months. So we decided to hit the city and make the stop at the Garden of Eden. There's the usual hustler out in front trying to convince people to get in this club and get an...

I was out in SF for a work trip and went out on the town on a Wednesday night with an old friend. After dinner, walking back to my hotel, we ambled past a strip of strip clubs. Looking at the talent that surrounded the various open doors on...

I went to this club while in California for a visit. The sign outside is bigger than the club actually is on the inside. Besides a few seats around the small half round stage, there were only a couple of other small tables in the place. When i first got...

This is a pretty rundown club in the Broadway area. When I went there with a friend, there were about 3 or 4 girls working. Not really knowing what the story was, I was dragged upstairs by a fairly pushy asian dancer. We sat down on a...

I was lured in by a cute girl hanging out in street trying to pull people into club, when I entered I was only patron, and this was 10pm on a Thursday, no dancer peaked my interest at all except girl who lured me in, she took me in back...

This club is...charming. I paid a $15 cover which also got me into Hungry I for free. For the record, Hungry I never checked my stamp and I'm sure the rest of the Broadway clubs are as lax with security, so I could have gotten into Roaring 20s/Little Darlings/Condor for...

This was the third club I hit that night, after Little Darlings and Roaring 20's. I found this sell to be a little heavy, but saying "Not right now" seemed to work. A cute blonde named Amy did a nicer job of being personable, and talking for a...

This club was disappointing.
The dancers were ok and not so good.
They will try to woo you in taking a dance but once inside its all to money extraction.
The girls are not to be trusted over what they say.
They say a lot for a less money when you are outside but...

So...visited this club after visiting Hustler - it is like night and day - small dark somewhat dingy club with older somewhat unattractive women. I told the guy on the street that I wasn't going to pay another cover charge for a club that I didn't want to stay...

I too bought the wristband that is offered for all 4 clubs located in this area. This was the 2nd club we visited, and the last (didn't need to hit the others). While it is rather small, they have a fairly large VIP area. I hung out...

The club is OK, not so great.
Very small place specially for me when I've been to some of the biggest clubs like the one in Tampa, Florida or South Carolina or even Vegas.
Dancers are average.
Can rate them 4 out of 10 because they are there to extract money from...

Following our less than satisfactory outing at the gold club, we head to the bars to get a few more drinks, then find ourselves via cabbie recommendation at Garden of Eden. 3 or 4 clubs all close that share admission. $15 a man gets you a stamp for...

Picked up a wristband in Little Darlings that got me into several clubs, including this one. Of the four clubs I visited that evening, this was my favorite.
Very friendly girls - mostly in the 6 to 9 range. Several girls happy to chat without being too pushy.
Lots of mileage in...

This club was the third of the Deja Vu clubs I visited for $20. It has a different feel - more laid back, fully nude so no booze. The first dancer I saw was a very large woman - Jenna - huge boobs/ass, and a really pretty face....

I like totally naked girls and I don't drink, so this was the perfect club for me. I was in SF on business for 2 nights and spent both nights at the GOE. Most of the dancers are very pretty and have REAL boobs. I had several lap dances...

It's been a little over a year since I've been here, but the place still sticks in my memory. When a friend and I walked in a girl was sterilizing the pole and stage...so at least you know it's a little clean. The stage is long and...

This club is not very good. It was part of a deja vu promo where you pay a few bucks more and get a pass to all the deja vu clubs. The club is quite small with booths in the back. I got 2 dances. One...

I walked into the Garden of Eden last week and got a $10 off by texting "GOE" to 35350. The venue is really small but intimate which is a great thing because the girls are hot, friendly, and confident. The club has also been remodeled extensively so the ambiance is...

The Garden of Eden is probably the least ostentatious, or should I say, the most dilapidated looking club in the Columbus/Broadway area. I was at the outset unimpressed with the club's appearance, but the interior had been recently remodeled, so it didn't end up being quite the dive I was...