Reviews

I like totally naked girls and I don't drink, so this was the perfect club for me. I was in SF on business for 2 nights and spent both nights at the GOE. Most…

It's been a little over a year since I've been here, but the place still sticks in my memory. When a friend and I walked in a girl was sterilizing the pole and stage...so…

This club is not very good. It was part of a deja vu promo where you pay a few bucks more and get a pass to all the deja vu clubs. The club…

I walked into the Garden of Eden last week and got a $10 off by texting "GOE" to 35350. The venue is really small but intimate which is a great thing because the girls are…

Club has got better.LAp dances are getting better.good looking girls.There were around 6 girls.Club has been remodelled and neat.couple of dancers are very hot and had some intimate expressions.....

The Garden of Eden is probably the least ostentatious, or should I say, the most dilapidated looking club in the Columbus/Broadway area. I was at the outset unimpressed with the club's appearance, but the interior…

Got in free because I'd been to the Hungry-I next door. (I guess that's the one good thing about Deja Vu buying up all the SF strip clubs...) I'm normally not really into the small…

A rip off. A rip off. A rip off. Save your money. Had I not had too much alcohol buzzing in my brain at the time I walked in, I wouldn't…

Made it back to SFran last week and club is at least back to good status. New gals and some very friendly to please. Trixie was cute and a lot of fun to sit with…

Went in a couple of weeks ago on a Wed. or Thurs. The doorman was somewhat rude. The club was pretty dark and there were 4 girls working - two Black girls and two Asians…

Made a post date visit to the Garden. And Madison Square, she is not. Upon entry, realized the place is bereft of talent. 4 or 5 women, one lazily waving her apendages…

The garden of eden, doesn’t have the best looking girls, but I did go there on a wed. night. I sat in front of the stage to laid down some dollar bills. I was a…

Went on a Tuesday night after dinner with an out of town guest. Place was empty with 3-5 girls in their early thirties. Room was dim, but not overly dark. We…

OK so May 28th this was a miss. In fact had to rerate my last review because it was soooo bad. Victoria, new girl with great eyes. Promised good lap but $60 for 1 dance…

The girls where not that good looking. But I went there on a wed. night. The girls daned pretty good. They do get butt naked which is always nice, and for putting a few…

Club gets an 8 because it is always a hit or miss place. Cover is $5 before 8pm and $11 after. For $11 on a miss nite it is disappointing. Only benefit is same $11…

I was here Thursday night. An extra $5 in cover charge at Little Darlings got me in here for free, so I thought it was worth a shot. The place has a single dance stage…

I was at the club the other night and a stripper, stuck her head though the curtain and told me to come in and she was able to waive the cover. Black, tall, chunky…

Went to the vu on a Saturday night. Place was about half full. Lots of beautful eye candy around. Talked to Angel for quite some time and then did a $100 dance…

Visited SF again last week for business, but this time made my way up to the Broadway SCs. Toured a couple, not too much out of the ordinary to report. However, I do…

While they do give out regular discounts on admission, this club is probably the worst club in the broadway area, and probably the city. Sure they have couple lookers on stage, but not much…

I hate giving what I consider a bad review, but this club was dead on friday night. I wonder, when are they busy and how do the girls make money? The club was almost…

I went to this club for the first time with some friends of mine after work on a whim. We were a bit nervous going in but we got a "discount" from one of…