Reviews

I walked by on a Saturday night and a very tall hot black dancer with huge fake tits and a very elegant yet forceful demeanor coerced me inside. She lead me through the club…

After work I decided to venture into Broadway and check a few places out. I went to a convience store to break up some 100$ bills oblivious to the nights events. A skinny yet fit…

Came here late on a rare Tuesday night for the first time. Apparently all of the strip clubs in this area now scan your drivers license and have you stored in their database. I wasn't…

I was in North Beach and decided to check out the clubs after a hitting a few bars. Having never been into one of SF's tiny clubs, I decided to give Garden of Eden a…

I stopped in at Garden of Eden, hoping that the reviews here were exaggerating the hustle/trust issues in the club. They are certainly aggressive at getting you in the door. The street caller invites you…

I never go to clubs in my home city, but I was walking down Broadway and was enticed/accosted by a latin woman. (I never did get her name) For some reason I took…

I visited San. Francisco for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I came in on business and wanted to check out the strip club scene in SF. Through reviews on this site, I…

As I understand it, all of the Broadway strip clubs are owned by the same company. They certainly all have different flavors. The flavor of this club is chocolate. Most of the girls…

Never. Never. Never again. Just takes one ROB to ruin an evening. Voting with my dollar, I will never go to the SF Garden of Eden again, especially since there are many other options in…

Incredibly small. It's deceiving from what you think when you look at the sign on the street. Really if I had been a bit more decisive I probably would have walked right out but I…

I had never been in San Fran on a Friday evening before. I usually hit clubs in the middle of the week and get pretty much what you'd expect. But this time... holy…

Saturday guys night out for me and my friends comes around once in many months. So we decided to hit the city and make the stop at the Garden of Eden. There's the usual hustler…

I was out in SF for a work trip and went out on the town on a Wednesday night with an old friend. After dinner, walking back to my hotel, we ambled past a strip…

I went to this club while in California for a visit. The sign outside is bigger than the club actually is on the inside. Besides a few seats around the small half round stage, there…

This is a pretty rundown club in the Broadway area. When I went there with a friend, there were about 3 or 4 girls working. Not really knowing what the story was, I…

I was lured in by a cute girl hanging out in street trying to pull people into club, when I entered I was only patron, and this was 10pm on a Thursday, no dancer peaked…

This club is...charming. I paid a $15 cover which also got me into Hungry I for free. For the record, Hungry I never checked my stamp and I'm sure the rest of the Broadway clubs…

This was the third club I hit that night, after Little Darlings and Roaring 20's. I found this sell to be a little heavy, but saying "Not right now" seemed to work. A…

This club was disappointing. The dancers were ok and not so good. They will try to woo you in taking a dance but once inside its all to money extraction. The girls are not to be trusted over…

So...visited this club after visiting Hustler - it is like night and day - small dark somewhat dingy club with older somewhat unattractive women. I told the guy on the street that I wasn't…

I too bought the wristband that is offered for all 4 clubs located in this area. This was the 2nd club we visited, and the last (didn't need to hit the others). While…

The club is OK, not so great. Very small place specially for me when I've been to some of the biggest clubs like the one in Tampa, Florida or South Carolina or even Vegas. Dancers are average.…

Following our less than satisfactory outing at the gold club, we head to the bars to get a few more drinks, then find ourselves via cabbie recommendation at Garden of Eden. 3 or 4…

Picked up a wristband in Little Darlings that got me into several clubs, including this one. Of the four clubs I visited that evening, this was my favorite. Very friendly girls - mostly in the 6…

This club was the third of the Deja Vu clubs I visited for $20. It has a different feel - more laid back, fully nude so no booze. The first dancer I saw…