Garden of Eden Reviews

Got in free because I'd been to the Hungry-I next door. (I guess that's the one good thing about Deja Vu buying up all the SF strip clubs...) I'm normally not really into the small nude clubs that line Broadway, but a couple of the Hungry-I girls said they also...

A rip off. A rip off. A rip off. Save your money. Had I not had too much alcohol buzzing in my brain at the time I walked in, I wouldn't have gotten lured to the private area with the blonde who greeted me. But...

Made it back to SFran last week and club is at least back to good status. New gals and some very friendly to please. Trixie was cute and a lot of fun to sit with and do laps. As before, negotiate because mileage and price vary hour to hour and...

Went in a couple of weeks ago on a Wed. or Thurs. The doorman was somewhat rude. The club was pretty dark and there were 4 girls working - two Black girls and two Asians - the highest being about a 6/7. There were two other guys there, but...

Made a post date visit to the Garden. And Madison Square, she is not. Upon entry, realized the place is bereft of talent. 4 or 5 women, one lazily waving her apendages on stage to the not so jubilant glee of 4 or 5 serious under paid...

The garden of eden, doesn’t have the best looking girls, but I did go there on a wed. night.
I sat in front of the stage to laid down some dollar bills. I was a lot of 5s and 6s, maybe a 7. But the girls dances on stage where...

Went on a Tuesday night after dinner with an out of town guest. Place was empty with 3-5 girls in their early thirties. Room was dim, but not overly dark. We had a couple of beers and watched a middle aged Asian woman do a two...

OK so May 28th this was a miss. In fact had to rerate my last review because it was soooo bad. Victoria, new girl with great eyes. Promised good lap but $60 for 1 dance and clothes left on. FORGET ABOUT HER!

My fault for having such a good time here...

The girls where not that good looking. But I went there on a wed. night. The girls daned pretty good. They do get butt naked which is always nice, and for putting a few dollars on stage they give you lots of attenion. They'll put, there tits in your...

Club gets an 8 because it is always a hit or miss place. Cover is $5 before 8pm and $11 after. For $11 on a miss nite it is disappointing. Only benefit is same $11 cover then gets you access into Hungry I (see seperate review) across the street. Topless...

I was here Thursday night. An extra $5 in cover charge at Little Darlings got me in here for free, so I thought it was worth a shot. The place has a single dance stage with some chairs up close and a set of bar stool height chairs along the...

I was at the club the other night and a stripper, stuck her head though the curtain and told me to come in and she was able to waive the cover. Black, tall, chunky with braces. She said she would sxck and fxck me and took a $100....

Went to the vu on a Saturday night. Place was about half full. Lots of beautful eye candy around. Talked to Angel for quite some time and then did a $100 dance upstairs with her. Unbelieveable. If your looking for an intense, fully clothed, lap,...

Visited SF again last week for business, but this time made my way up to the Broadway SCs. Toured a couple, not too much out of the ordinary to report. However, I do have to say that the Garden of Eden has picked up a little speed over...

While they do give out regular discounts on admission, this club is probably the worst club in the broadway area, and probably the city. Sure they have couple lookers on stage, but not much action is given, and usually the place is pretty slow, even on a hot Saturday...

I hate giving what I consider a bad review, but this club was dead on friday night. I wonder, when are they busy and how do the girls make money?

The club was almost identical to little darlings except I didn't have to pay a cover. Also, the...

I went to this club for the first time with some friends of mine after work on a whim. We were a bit nervous going in but we got a "discount" from one of the panhandlers outside, only $5 to get in the door, including one soft drink. ...