Garden of Eden

529 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133

Garden of Eden Reviews

• review

  a month ago
  Tiny club, girls were average but extras were advertised openly

  There is a bouncer out front who gets you with his metal detector. You go inside and there is a small stage with a pole, or maybe two I don’t remember, but one girl...
  willwillwilll
• review

  a year ago
  Small and boring

  First things first this place is tiny. Walked in and was wondering where the rest of it was. It’s a living room with a stage in it and some high top tables by the...
  palmtrees
• review

  a year ago
  QUICK STOP FOR A BITE AT THE GARDEN OF EDEN

  Alright.. I visit this place regularly, and was recently in town for a meeting. I went in after 8:30pm, and paid $10 cover. Walking in, you pass through this a curtain of beads, with DJ...
  vecayep251
• review

  a year ago
  Good but could have better dancers

  Visited Garden of Eden for the first time even after being in the SF bay area for a long time. This place is on a small corner which I feel was easy to miss...
  robertpatrick
• review

  2 years ago
  A fun night if your standards aren't too high!

  Was feeling lonely and horny on a weekend night, so made the trip into the city with my sights set on GOE. It was maybe 9:30 or 10pm when I walked up; it was...
  Miles323

  California
  Comments: 3

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  a year ago

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  vecayep251
• review

  2 years ago
  Mexican Sedcutress at GOE!

  I was visiting town, and this was told me to one of the oldest standing establishments, similar to the Condor. And also here things happen. I went in around 10pm, paid the $10 cover....
  vecayep251
• review

  2 years ago
  Second or third stop of the night, not a no. 1

  Pretty disappointed, the low quality of selection combined with high prices and mediocre booths made me sorry I went. Allow me to explain. Been here about 4-5 times on convention weeks, this usually brings out...
  TheCaptainSF
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  Sikdir
• review

  2 years ago
  San Francisco part 2

  I visited Garden of Eden on Thursday July 28, 2022 from about 10:15 to 11 pm after I had been to Centerfolds down the street. The club is on Broadway just east of...
  hepguy

  Retired, traveling for fun
• review

  5 years ago
  Club was underwhelming, but shoutout to lola

  I was in San Francisco for the first time courtesy of a business trip, and the place I worked at was not too far off from the North beach area (where a majority of...
  Maulik
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  san_jose_guy
• review

  5 years ago
  Cairo recommended

  I got there about 9 pm. Immediately a woman approached me and asked me if I wanted a tour. I told her no I just like to get a drink and hang out for...
  hump_my_leg_12346

  Likes large natural tits
  Comments: 2

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  5 years ago

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  YourFavoriteBombshell
• review

  5 years ago
  Met a new friend and reunited with an old one.

  Stopped in for a visit to Garden of Eden on a Saturday evening just before midnight. Truth be told I was enticed by seeing a dancer on this forum who mentioned she...
  TFP

  Adventures of Assjobman
  Comments: 13

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  5 years ago

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  jaybud999
• review

  5 years ago
  Not worth it

  Headed down to the other side of the city last night and was drinking with some buddies. We came across this big green sign out front that said “garden of Eden” when my buddy...
  daniel99

  Palm trees, bad bitches and wannabees
• review

  5 years ago
  Satisfactory

  Stopped by Garden of Eden after a disappointing New Year's Eve visit to Little Darlings right around the corner. Didn't know what to expect since I'd never been here. But Little Darlings...
  TFP

  Adventures of Assjobman
  Comments: 7

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  5 years ago

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  TFP
• review

  5 years ago
  Garden of Eden

  I was walking by and a curvy girl tried to get me to come in. Cover charge is $20. She talked to the doorman and he agreed to let me in for...
  bar hopper

  Maryland
• review

  6 years ago
  Been a long time

  I haven't been here in probably over 10 years and since were celebrating for my friends birthday we figured we would make this place our last stop which was at about 2:30 AM. There...
  2002gti

  Colorado
• review

  6 years ago
  I wouldn't go back, but it was okay.

  I went here on a Friday night and there were a pretty decent amount of people here. There weren't very many places to sit and the main room where the stage is is pretty...
  LouiseArmana

  California
• review

  7 years ago
  It’s a lil on the ghetto side

  Went in with fake ids . The bouncer knew they were fake but asked us to pay more because they were fake . But before we were let in the club owner told us...
  Honeyhustle
• review

  7 years ago
  Ambush ahead and no place to hang out

  I popped in after another dud of a visit to Hungry I across the street. Strike two Hungry I. I wanted to check out a new club so my choices were Centerfolds,...
  mjpenn07

  California
• review

  7 years ago
  Private dance - didn't even see the club

  I walked by on a Saturday night and a very tall hot black dancer with huge fake tits and a very elegant yet forceful demeanor coerced me inside. She lead me through the...
  Rolandsh101
• review

  8 years ago
  Street walker

  After work I decided to venture into Broadway and check a few places out. I went to a convience store to break up some 100$ bills oblivious to the nights events. A skinny yet...
  GoingSomewhere5

  Alaska
  Comments: 1

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  7 years ago

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  ricksmitz
• review

  8 years ago
  Empty Tuesdays

  Came here late on a rare Tuesday night for the first time. Apparently all of the strip clubs in this area now scan your drivers license and have you stored in their database. I...
  1NightinTown

  California
• review

  8 years ago
  Pricey and dark, but not a bad time

  I was in North Beach and decided to check out the clubs after a hitting a few bars. Having never been into one of SF's tiny clubs, I decided to give Garden of Eden...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  8 years ago
  Sadly, other reviews are accurate - it's a hustle

  I stopped in at Garden of Eden, hoping that the reviews here were exaggerating the hustle/trust issues in the club. They are certainly aggressive at getting you in the door. The street caller invites...
  ptorrent3

  North Carolina
• review

  8 years ago
  Yikes

  I never go to clubs in my home city, but I was walking down Broadway and was enticed/accosted by a latin woman. (I never did get her name) For some reason I...
  ruff9

  California
• review

  8 years ago
  Dissappointing Night in SF

  I visited San. Francisco for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I came in on business and wanted to check out the strip club scene in SF. Through reviews on this site,...
  probchild825

  Georgia
  Comments: 1

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  8 years ago

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  PutaTester