Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Excape Nightclub Reviews

• review

  3 months ago
  Bored, could have been better

  I had some time to kill on a Wednesday at 1:15pm so I tried my luck here. I entered and walked up to the bar where the cute blonde bartender informed me that I...
  venom8
• review

  6 months ago
  When did it become rap city?

  Went to Excape on a Thursday. I haven't been in about a year, so I figured, I got the time today, so why not. Walked in around 9ish, I figured all the late girls...
  Comments: 2

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  5 months ago

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  BigYansh69
  BigBangBaby646
• review

  7 months ago
  Chill Spot Still

  Visited Excape around 10:30 on Friday. The building still has its parking lot right next to a motel. Ample parking as per usual. No cover to enter the club. Most of...
  MacDennis
• review

  8 months ago
  Lame night

  Went on a whim to see how it was on a no. Weekend night. Still pretty lame. I stayed for a half hour and saw about 3 dancers. All white but I saws some...
  Jasdoit

  Maryland
• review

  a year ago
  Weeknight at Excape (Baltimore County)

  I decided to continue my tour of the Baltimore County Strip Clubs and actually go to Excape for the first time. I went in with rock-bottom expectations, and while I had a better time...
  groundball

  Maryland
• review

  2 years ago
  Avoid Excape

  Been to this place 1-/12 times before, just before the Covid shutdown in 2020, and just never liked the vibe. The first time (the “1/2” time) I went through the front door, saw the...
  Comments: 3

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  2 years ago

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  Manuellabore
  Manuellabore
• review

  3 years ago
  Average

  I've been here several times and it really depends. The girls are okay at best. There is very hot dancer, young blonde, nice body and of course I forget what her name...
  bonerapettite
• review

  3 years ago
  Disappointing but I was warned

  Swung by on a Saturday just before 7. The bartender was a nice younger blond chick who I wish was dancing. Ordered a beer that was six bucks. The stage was long and surrounded...
  bjtomm

  Texas
• review

  3 years ago
  Not Worth It

  Found myself back on the East side today and decided to give Excape a second chance after my underwhelming visit a little more than eight months ago on Xmas eve. But after a second...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  kindofaloser
  kindofaloser
• review

  3 years ago
  I dint think the dancers are aware they are sex workers.

  Maryland is new to me so this was a scouting mission, having read reviews i knew to expect $40 lapdances and otherwise i would never spend so much for so little, but for educational...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  Lanechange
  Lanechange

  Michigan
• review

  4 years ago
  Xmas Eve At Excape

  As usual, context: This was my first time here (so nobody knew me, which probably makes a difference) and it was Xmas eve, so the crowd and/or the workers might not be representative of...
  kindofaloser
• review

  4 years ago
  Finally re-opened!

  It's my first time in months since pandemic and needed to get out and enjoy a beer and titties! While this is a county club(pasties and no bottoms exposed) it will serve my...
  Assbestos
• review

  5 years ago
  Downward spiral?

  Went about couple of weeks ago on a Friday evening. Around 10pm but the place was quite empty. I overheard later that night someone got stabbed a few weeks prior. Some of the...
  Jasdoit

  Maryland
• review

  5 years ago
  It's a changing

  It used to be no pressure, $1.00 tip each song to each dancer - not so much now. It opens at noon, I got there about 12:30. One dancer came up and said that...
  flighttime
• review

  6 years ago
  $40 dollar lapdance? Seriously?

  Went to this club with some friends to check it out. Sat down with some friends, and were quickly approached by a cute latina girl. Man she was all friendly and stuff, then everything...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  IwillLapAdancer
  MDSugarDaddy

  YOLO!
• review

  6 years ago
  Not the best

  I saw one spinner dirty blonde with small tits that’s was hot as hell, but the rest was mediocre to me. It’s laid back with a bar crawl for tips. A lot of girls...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  IwillLapAdancer
  Jasdoit

  Maryland
• review

  6 years ago
  You get to see and touch tits, but dancing is lackluster

  Most recent excursion was pretty disappointing. The dancers slowly meandered around the inside of the circular bar to get their tips, to the point where they were spending 75% of a song getting their...
  franknstein

  Maryland
• review

  6 years ago
  Technically I guess it’s a strip club

  They have stripper poles, girls taking their clothes off (pasties), lap dances and sell booze. This meets all the requirements to be a ‘strip club’ but it’s not enough reason to go there. I...
  Comments: 2

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  5 years ago

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  IwillLapAdancer
  Hank Moody

  I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
• review

  6 years ago
  Free but blah

  No entry fee and decent drink prices. Pool tables and TVs. Oh and there are naked women dancing, but not to many to get excited about. A few slim white ones like to dance...
  Jasdoit

  Maryland
• review

  6 years ago
  Just OK for a quick beer

  When I got there I only saw two girls working. Both were 6's. Two more appeared, both 7's, after a dance, but immediately sat with regulars. The girl on stage danced in...
  2tall

  Maryland
• review

  6 years ago
  So much potential lost

  I Had heard of this place before, for not so good reasons but decided to check it out on my own when I finally got time. the music was horrible only to be told...
  Comments: 3

  last:

  5 years ago

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  IwillLapAdancer
  bth21
• review

  6 years ago
  Ok place to grab a beer.

  I can't say this place was on my list of clubs that i would like to check out, but i was in there area with some time to kill on a Friday night so...
  johnnymaron

  Maryland
• review

  6 years ago
  Not Impressed

  Prices: Dances, unknown (didn't ask, didn't get offers). Girls do a tip walk around the bar and scoop up the dollars between their breasts between sets - since their songs are based on...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  IwillLapAdancer
  thereview

  Maryland
• review

  6 years ago
  Don’t go out of your way but ok if in the area

  Excape is an interesting place. I’ve been here a few times, always during the day, and haven’t figured it out yet. I was in the area and dropped in. Plenty of parking, no cover...
  Comments: 3

  last:

  6 years ago

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  GivenToFly
  Hank Moody

  I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
• review

  7 years ago
  Cheap bar with topless girls

  My report is from about month ago. Neighborhood bar with strippers. The girls mostly dance in pairs, two poles on a long stage, and the stage is surrounded by the bar. Best thing...
  Jasdoit

  Maryland