Excape Nightclub Reviews

My report is from about month ago. Neighborhood bar with strippers. The girls mostly dance in pairs, two poles on a long stage, and the stage is surrounded by the bar. Best thing is that the girls hang out around the pool tables so you could get one to...

I had a few awkward hours to kill in the Joppa area, so I stopped by Excape on Sunday evening/afternoon. I have only been here 2 or 3 times over the years. I never really figured out how anything other than the stage show works.

Lots of pick up trucks...

Still Baltimore County, so still topless only, and no milage at all available in the lap dance room. The lap dance room next to the pool area is cold, it's a bit of a strange space, and while private, the dancers say there are cameras and other than hands above...

I went in about 12:30pm. They open at 12 noon. The club has a $6 lunch special. Pretty much any sandwich on the menu with chips and a beer. It'seems like not at a bad deal. The bar is a topless bar and the girls go around after each song...

So I thought I would try and do something different, so I went to Excape.

The Good:
1) Plenty of free parking
2) No cover
3) Nice facility and a clean men's room
4) Food looked good
5) Drinks were reasonably priced
6) Bartenders were very friendly
7) Full bar

The Meh:
1) This is a local's bar...

I was in the area and heard there was a strip club down on 40 all the way to the East. I missed it a few times as it is right off the road all the way in the back behind a motel. I had some free time so I...

Players Club isn’t open on Mondays, so I decided to trek up to Middle River and see if London was tending bar like some other reviewer said. Back when she was a dancer (most recently at the Wheel) it was always fun, so why not see what she was up...

I stopped by here about 4p on a Friday afternoon. Beers are cheap. No cover. Girls are decent looking. Very low key place. I had a girl in mind who I knew from another club and she took care of me. My visit was a couple months ago and...

Located off a main highway behind a cheap motel, this is a pretty decent club. Not a whole lot of people there in the afternoon which is not A surprise.

There were about 6 dancers, and they dance on a stage surrounded by the bar. They come up to you...

It's Baltimore County, so bottoms stay on, and lap dances in the room next to the pool table have no mileage. The only thing Excape had going for it was that when the dancers came around after each song, they'd hold their breasts together and have you put the dollar...

I haven't been to any strip club or gentlemen's club in a long time so I figured I would start here topless only. I figured it was the last County bar so I could at least count on a few decent girls. Correction know there is a Christina's I haven't...

This club could be so much more. Last county club (not counting Christina's....too far. Dancers don't engage with customers. Too many black girls for my taste. If i wanted that i would go further south. You could tell the white girl addicts a mile away. Music never consistently playing and...

I'll get down to it. I find Excape to be a good value for someone on a budget. I don't live in the area so I don't get there as often as I'd like, but when I do go I try to make it on a Thursday or Friday afternoon....

I was here on a Sunday night, arriving around 10 PM, to see a huge stage surround by a huge bar. Problem was there weren't enough strippers to occupy all this real estate. I saw maybe 6 girls, of which only one I found attractive. The nice thing is there...

Pro's: friendly sweet young college girl part-timer by the name of Ginger. Works Tues. and Thurs. nights, great to talk to, didn't get a dance from her.
Affordable drinks, dancers happy with one and two dollar tips.
Cons: uneven dancer quality, a few too many tats for my liking.
Got...

I was excited to try Excape because it was located adjacent to a small motel, which meant that I could really get my drink on without having to worry about driving home afterwards. And while it may have occurred to me that girls from the club may moonlight there...

Went to this place on a Wednesday afternoon because I happened to be in the area. No cover charge, decent decor. The stage is long and narrow, with two poles. It's surrounded by the bar and seating, with a wide gap between the bar and the stage, i.e. you're a...

This is a good overall club. Plenty of parking in a good area. Women were average and the bartenders poor heavy. Wasn't pressured into a dance either. I was told that night time it gets much wilder with a lot more dancers, but I didn't see that for myself. The...

I actually came early enough to get food from the kitchen. Not bad. Wings, beer, and nude women. The trinity. All the girls there do dance wells do pole tricks, even the heavier one. One girl, tan skin, shorts hair, dimples and a colossal booty is hard to look away...

i have reviewed this club before but i have an update. the club is a topless club. there was no cover when i arrived around 9pm. i had a couple beers that were 4 dollars. i was there for about 2 hours. they had 1 girl go up and do...

Let me start off by saying I am a dancer. I went in to apply so I can only comment on what I noticed in that short time.

Okay so I called the club and asked if they were hiring; the manager said yes. IMO opinion the club looks like...

This place is super weird. Bartender comes up to me and says Hello. I say Hello. Long silence. She just stares at me. I stare at her. She says Hello again. I say Hello again. And then she walks away grumbling. She doesn't ask me if I want a drink...

This place has something for everyone, black women, white women, petite girls, thick girls, girls all tatted up, women all shapes and sizes. Most can dance pretty well. Drinks are reasonably priced like a regular bar. 4-5 bucks. f you want to just sit back spend a couple bucks...

I come here infrequently when in the area and usually have time for one or two beers. The girls were better looking this time and many were fit and trim. None were fat, most were in the 7 to 8 range. Most were young and I think...

This site has seen a few upgrades since I was writing reviews from time to time. According to the note up at the top of the review form, the last time I wrote a review for club Excape was about 8 years ago. Almost to the day. Tell you what,...