Wackos Reviews

Stopped in on a sunny Thursday afternoon in October. Parking in front was easy, which worried me since it's a big club and there are not that many parking places out front. I walked in, down the long entry hall to the empty entry booth and past the unused metal...

Went on a Thursday early afternoon, no cover, and no one working the door or metal detector. The club is in a strip mall with a liquor store, laundry mat and some other stores so parking can probably be tight if its busy, but that afternoon that it was fine....

Work had me spending some time in Jacksonville recently, so decided to take in the club scene there. The oddity here is clubs can either serve alcohol or be full nude, but not both. I started out at Wackos on a Sunday afternoon. Paid the $10 cover...

Great Sunday afternoon visit to Wackos. Quick trip. Left happy. I normally would go to Sins, Dollhouse, or even Emperors before considering Wackos. That was the situation the last several years. That might not be the case any longer.

The parking lot is small,...

My first two afternoon visits to Wacko's were disappointing. With few exceptions, the dancers were not attractive and the only dancers who were attractive (I prefer slender, more petite women) were on their phones and not circulating. However, Wacko's gets generally positive reviews so I made a third...

Rainy Friday afternoon. Barely any parking spots in the entire run down strip mall as usual. No cover at dayshift.

Me and my friend got a bucket of 4 beers for $10. We started at Sins so we were thirsty for actual alcohol. There were about 20 dancers and almost as...

Parking can be a challenge here, but there were plenty of open spaces at about 2:30 on a Sunday afternoon. There was no one manning the door so I walked in without paying a cover. A little later I saw a bouncer take his position by the door, but don’t...

My wife and I went at 8:30 on a Saturday night. (First time at a bikini bar for my wife) Cover was $10 pp, even for females. Went to the center stage and grabbed a drink. We were surprised at the diversity in sizes for the dancers. Definitely all different...

Wackos hasn't been reviewed for a while and I did three visits one Thursday: afternoon, evening and night. Just to review what everyone knows already. Three stages, dancers start at the large T stage at the front of the building, move to the small stage next to the bar and...

Jacksonville, FL. Wednesday around 4pm. I just came from Sinsations but only three girls in there, not my type, didn't want to dig deeper pay for the mandatory drink so I bailed and came here. Parking lot was a nightmare. A dude left his car in the middle of a...

This is just a few minute drive from Sins where we went first. So you have two clubs to hit right next to each other [practically] which is fun. Both clubs let you come and go after you pay initially. Sins and apparently the other nude clubs in Jacksonville do...

Saturday. 1PM. Memorial Day weekend. My buddy and I spent the day before at Doll House and Sins. We pulled up to Wackos and there was a lot of parking. Maybe too much parking like it was dead. Because it mostly was.

Free entry on day shift. I usually get the...

It's in a scuzzy little strip mall, but inside is very nice, clean, spacious, colorful and comfortable.

It was quiet when I was there about noon to 2pm on a Wed. My first time here. Went because I wanted to couple some entertainment with a lunch stop and had heard this...

This was the first of two stops in Jacksonville. First time at this place.

It was the middle of the afternoon on Friday and the place was pretty crowded. Parking lot is in front of the “Gentleman’s Club” (that’s what the sign says at the end of this strip mall)...

So the night before I went to Emperor's and Doll House. This place was the shit!! This review is going to be way more story-style and less statistics than those two reviews I just wrote.

So I did a little research and decided to warm up at the...

The layout of Wackos has been detailed many times over but here it goes again. A main stage to your right as you come in, a smaller second stage at the end of the U shaped bar as you walk in and the third or “money” stage on the opposite...

Stopped by Wacko’s while driving north on 95 Sunday afternoon around 530. Jags had a home game earlier so by the time I walked in there were plenty of folks in jerseys that had seemingly come there after the game. Was charged a $5 cover (even though it was before...

Sunday afternoon experience

I arrived about 4 PM. I do a lot of work with China and I have a conference call at 8 to 10 PM (which is 8 to 10 AM for them). So I have limited time. I had just been to both Sinsations and Doll house but...

I’m town for work and decided to stop by on a Sunday night. Club advertises free valet but lot was large and well-lit, so I opted to self-park. Arrived about 8:30pm, paid the $10 caver, and walked through the metal detector. Interior is as others have described - bar in...

Saturday afternoon, I decided to check out the day shift at Wacko's. Wacko's was my first and favorite club for a long time, but continued harassment of the business by the city has forced many changes. As others have noted, the corner booths are gone and there is...

One of three gentlemen’s clubs worth going to in Jacksonville. Disappointing in terms of it being a bikini bar but the topless lap dances were great although expensive at $30 a song. Drink prices were great at 2 for 1 prices, beers basically cost 3$ each during happy hour which...

This is the absolute closest thing to a Miami strip club that exists in Jax.

The place isnt much to look at from outside, but inside it's a whole different ball game. Once you pay cover there are big main stages to the far left and immediate right. Small stage...

To get “where the girls are” (that’s their tag line), it’s a left off 95 southbound, under the overpass and boom - easy peasy time to get the lemon squeezied
Though the sketchy little strip mall and small parking lot have been described ad infinitum, I did get lucky and...

I went to Wacko's while in Jacksonville on business.The club is located off of I-95 and fairly easy to get to from the beaches, downtown, or the southside of town. I arrived at the club around 9 pm. There were at least a dozen dancers already and...

Arrived before the cover charge took effect right when they opened. Order a beer and for two, happy hour to my surprise 1 main stage, 2 side stages. Because I was early it was 15 mnutes before anyone got on stage. Pretty much 2 girls on stage at a...