A solid choice for afternoon entertainment

A brief synopsis of the club location and layout: Wackos is located just east of I 95 on Emerson. It is situated in a small shopping plaza that it shares with a liquor store and 1 or 2 other businesses. Parking in the shopping plaza is free but somewhat limited. At times, the lot can get packed. They do provide valet parking but I've never had to use that service. The neighborhood is rundown and some people are often loitering around the shopping plaza. I've never encountered or witnessed a problem but I would be vigilant if I had to park any distance from the club and walk to the club.

The club features three stages where dancers perform. This club serves alcohol so the entertainers are not allowed to perform topless or nude (evidently that is reserved for Jacksonville clubs that do NOT serve alcohol). Nevertheless, many of the dancers perform with sexy bikinis.

One nice feature of the afternoon shift is that beers are 2 for 1 so you get a cold brew and another beer in a pitcher of ice for a very reasonable pricd. The afternoon talent is probably 3/4 Cubans and only a few of the Cubans speak basic English. So, some Spanish skills or a translation app on your phone will help. Some of the dancers are slender and shapely but some of the dancers are chubby or have man made enhancements that just don't do it for me. If you're a fan of big butts and Brazilian Butt Lifts, you may find a several dancers to your liking.