Lots of Cubans: Some chunky, some fate, most willing

Wacko's has been described numerous times on TUSCL. Here's a brief description of essential details, edited and updated from a previous review that I wrote. Wackos is located just east of I 95 on Emerson. It is situated in a small shopping plaza that it shares with a liquor store and 1 or 2 other businesses. Parking in the shopping plaza is free but somewhat limited. At times, the lot can get packed. They do provide valet parking but I've never used that service during any afternoon visits. I've seldom visited in the evening so I can't comment on evening parking and safety issues. The neighborhood is rundown and some people are often loitering around the shopping plaza. I've never encountered or witnessed a problem but I would be vigilant if I had to park any distance from the club and walk to the club, especially at night.

The club features three stages where dancers perform. This club serves alcohol so the entertainers are not allowed to perform topless or nude. Nevertheless, many of the dancers perform with sexy bikinis. One nice feature of the afternoon shift is that beers are 2 for 1 so you get a cold brew and another beer in a pitcher of ice for a very reasonable price.

The afternoon talent is probably 3/4 Cubans and only a few of the Cubans speak basic English. So, some Spanish skills or a translation app on your phone will help. Some of the dancers are slender and shapely but the majority of dancers are a bit thick for my tastes and a few of the dancers have obvious enhancements (e.g., BBLs and fake boobs). I prefer slender (not skinny), natural women.