St. Paddy's Day visit bust: Erin go Boring!

Here's a brief description of essential club details, edited and updated from a previous review that I wrote. Wackos is located just east of I 95 on Emerson. It is situated in a small shopping plaza that it shares with a liquor store and 1 or 2 other businesses. Parking in the shopping plaza is free but somewhat limited. At times, the lot can get packed. They do provide valet parking but I've never needed to use that service during any afternoon visits. I've seldom visited in the evening so I can't comment on evening parking and safety issues. The neighborhood is rundown and some people are often loitering around the shopping plaza. I've witnessed some police presence in the neighborhood across Emerson from the club. I would recommend vigilance if you park any distance from the club entrance, especially at night.

The club features three stages where dancers perform. This club serves alcohol so the entertainers are not allowed to perform topless or nude on stage. This is a local ordinance and clubs that do not serve alcohol can feature nude stage performances (e.g., Sinsations and Doll House, two nearby clubs). Nevertheless, many of the dancers perform with sexy bikinis. One nice feature of the afternoon shift is that beers are 2 for 1 so you get a cold brew and another beer in a pitcher of ice for a very reasonable price.

The bathrooms are functional but in poor repair. They do have a bathroom attendant but the scheduling seems to be inconsistent, sometimes in mid or late afternoon, but not always.