Sassy's Bar & Grill Reviews

Stopped at Sassys on a recent weeknight, I think it was a Tuesday. The club is located in a fairly urban part of the town. There is a small… like really small parking lot and I’ve always had to park on the street somewhere. Sometimes you have...

Portland, OR. Buckman district. I parked on the street. Urban gets a little weird. I saw a lady have a "sword fight" with some dude with rainbow umbrellas in the middle of the night. Fucking weird as fuck. Get a job you assholes. Anway. I parked right by a bowling...

Sassy had the hottest "Portland Girls" of any of the clubs that I visited on my trip. I received a 2 way contact fully nude dance that was well priced by Portland standards, and had a very enjoyable afternoon. My experience may have been an aberration, but this...

This is a small club that has three stages, about two more than it needs. For decades it has emphasized the microbeer selection and the great food as much as the dancers, and it used to be popular with the hipster crowd for the beer. I recommend management...

If you are a true monger, Sassy’s is not the place for you. Usually some really hot girls, especially on the weekends, with incredibly low mileage.

The club entrance is on the side. The cover is a few bucks on a Friday night. There used to be a terrifying bouncer...

My advice, skip this place. Union Jacks is in the same neighborhood and has the same dive bar vibe, but it a much better package. But if you ignore my warning, here's the full review:

I got to Sassy's about 9 on a Thursday evening. I walked from my hotel so...

Sassy's is my kinda place.

Why? Great beer, cheap entry, cute alt-girls.

I've been twice, first time I paid no cover. Second time I paid $3.

They have a huge draft beer selection and some pretty solid food. The vibe is a dive bar. There's 3 small stages, but typically only 1 or...

After being at Dream On, Cabaret, Club 205, The Venue and Union Jack's over two days, my last stop was Sassy's. Not reviewing Dream On or the Venue. I wanted to like the Venue but never was enticed enough by the girls to get any dances there.

This more of a...

I stopped by to get a drink and watch the second half of the blazers game. The club was pretty much empty at 8pm on a Wednesday. You enter the club from the SE 10th Ave side and the main stage is immediately to your left as you enter the...

Arrived around 6:30 on a Thursday and left around 10:30.

Overall this place has the feeling of a good neighborhood bar that also has friendly dancers. At least during the evening it was pretty quiet and mellow. I would definitely go back if what...

Had just dropped some visiting family of at pdx. Traffic was getting bogged down back through town, so I decided to kill some time here before heading back to the coast. Not a lot of parking, but I got a spot,Anyway in side...

I live in a pretty lame state for strip clubs so I wanted to live it up on a visit to Portland recently. I didn't intend on going to seven, but I ended up doing so. Full disclosure -- none of these reviews will have a lot of prices for...

I enjoyed my night at Sassy’s. It was packed upon entering. They give you a strict NO touch, NO putting money in the ladies outfits, no cell phone speech prior to entering. They made it very clear that this is a no touch environment. I pushed my way through...

Sassy's is a nice place for a beer and some girl-watching. The vibe is upbeat and the dancers are very chatty with a "girl next door" attitude and style. Most of the dancers are fit with nice bodies, and like other Portland clubs, have a lot of body...

I've stopped in Sassy's a couple times before in the late afternoon and it seemed like a comfortable place to sit with a drink and chill with naked women. It was usually pretty slow. This occasion I stopped in around 11pm. The lot was full, got to the door to...

For our second destination of tour of Portland SC experience, we decided to drop by to Sassy's since it is somewhat of a walkable distance from Union Jack's.

From the outside, we see 2 UBER drivers blocking the 2 lane streets. From the outside it has a feel of a steakhouse...

I often stop in Portland for the night when I drive up to Seattle. I've been to Sassy's several times before. I like the atmosphere...for more action, there are other places I would go.

The crowd looks more like people hanging out having fun after work, rather than a...

As the title says, Sassy's has quickly become one of my favorite clubs to visit in Portland.
It doesn't look like much from the outside--in fact the barbed wire around the patio fence is downright uninviting--but inside it's perfectly fine. Three stages (I've only see all 3 occupied on a Friday...

I was in Portland for business, and a fun visit to Sassy's in the early evening.

Sassy's is essentially a dark dive. The entrance isn't too inviting, but the bouncer was friendly enough.

There were six girls on shift and two small stages going at the same time. The girls were better...

I always try to visit this club when I am in town visiting family. While the mileage here is quite lower than what I am used to, it is still a fun place to hang out and have some good beer. The crowd here is usually a mixture...

It has been awhile since I went to Sassy's, so a couple of weeks ago I decided to check it out. There is a small parking lot. You can also park on the street. There's never any cover at Sassy's. Sassy's is more like a bar that just so happens...

It had been awhile since I'd been into Sassy's and I had a good time again. This club is pretty typical for Portland. The girls all have tattoos and are a bit more on the alternative side. Not a bad thing and pretty standard for Portland. ...

Despite having lived in Portland for a year, this was my first visit to a strip club here. I was surprised at how many women and couples were there, mostly young, but some older like me. The club consists of 3 stages, a bar (which I guess serves food), and...

Had some out of town friends visiting and wanted them to experience a Portland strip club. It's a great place to have a beer or two, maybe some whiskey, and see tattooed dancers. It's a small club and there are up to three stages during peak times. There...

I've worked at Sassy's for 6 years so of course I think we're the best. Dances start at $25, we set our own prices for topless vs. full nude. No touching allowed in dances and on stage. We do have minorities here, not just white women. Very talented and entertaining...