Sassy's Bar & Grill Reviews

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review
4 months ago
Hot girls with the Portland look
Sassy had the hottest "Portland Girls" of any of the clubs that I visited on my trip. I received a 2 way contact fully nude dance that was well priced by Portland standards,...
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4 months ago
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Clackport
blahblahblahs
review
6 months ago
Another good rich guys hooters
This is a small club that has three stages, about two more than it needs. For decades it has emphasized the microbeer selection and the great food as much as the dancers, and...
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6 months ago
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Theshag
review
a year ago
Sassy Fridays
If you are a true monger, Sassy’s is not the place for you. Usually some really hot girls, especially on the weekends, with incredibly low mileage. The club entrance is on the side. The...
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a year ago
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ArtCollege
pdxguy310
review
a year ago
Thursday Night Visit
My advice, skip this place. Union Jacks is in the same neighborhood and has the same dive bar vibe, but it a much better package. But if you ignore my warning, here's the full...
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a year ago
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photoguy19
review
a year ago
A+ Stage, C+ Private Dances
Sassy's is my kinda place. Why? Great beer, cheap entry, cute alt-girls. I've been twice, first time I paid no cover. Second time I paid $3. They have a huge draft beer selection and some pretty solid...
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a year ago
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ArtCollege
MayorBeauJames
review
2 years ago
chill hipster spot
After being at Dream On, Cabaret, Club 205, The Venue and Union Jack's over two days, my last stop was Sassy's. Not reviewing Dream On or the Venue. I wanted to like the Venue...
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2 years ago
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Retired
captainfun
new city, new club
review
2 years ago
Humpday at Sassy’s
I stopped by to get a drink and watch the second half of the blazers game. The club was pretty much empty at 8pm on a Wednesday. You enter the club from the SE...
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2 years ago
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Ajaj9
review
2 years ago
In the evening it's a friendly neighborhood bar that also has a few dancers
Arrived around 6:30 on a Thursday and left around 10:30. Overall this place has the feeling of a good neighborhood bar that also has friendly dancers. At least during the evening it...
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2 years ago
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skinnywhiteboy
SFO_CurvLover
Occasional visitor to clubs
review
3 years ago
Sassys on a Friday. Nice place to just kick back for a bit
Had just dropped some visiting family of at pdx. Traffic was getting bogged down back through town, so I decided to kill some time here before heading ...
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3 years ago
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coastalguy2
review
3 years ago
I went to seven PDX Clubs in 24 hours so you don't have to. Stop 1: Sassy's
I live in a pretty lame state for strip clubs so I wanted to live it up on a visit to Portland recently. I didn't intend on going to seven, but I ended up...
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3 years ago
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ArtCollege
vaguy2401
Virginia
review
5 years ago
Cool environment. I’d go back.
I enjoyed my night at Sassy’s. It was packed upon entering. They give you a strict NO touch, NO putting money in the ladies outfits, no cell phone speech prior to entering. They...
Smarty1
Oregon
review
6 years ago
athletic dancers
Sassy's is a nice place for a beer and some girl-watching. The vibe is upbeat and the dancers are very chatty with a "girl next door" attitude and style. Most of the...
Mott
Hawaii
review
7 years ago
Comfortable place
I've stopped in Sassy's a couple times before in the late afternoon and it seemed like a comfortable place to sit with a drink and chill with naked women. It was usually pretty slow....
Jaco2762
Oregon
review
7 years ago
Hot dancers, very low mileage
For our second destination of tour of Portland SC experience, we decided to drop by to Sassy's since it is somewhat of a walkable distance from Union Jack's. From the outside, we see 2 UBER...
hamsuplo44
Not so frequent visitor
review
7 years ago
Good atmosphere, limited touching
I often stop in Portland for the night when I drive up to Seattle. I've been to Sassy's several times before. I like the atmosphere...for more action, there are other places I...
mikhail_emeski
review
7 years ago
One of my favorites in Portland
As the title says, Sassy's has quickly become one of my favorite clubs to visit in Portland. It doesn't look like much from the outside--in fact the barbed wire around the patio fence is downright...
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7 years ago
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LunaMJ
LunaMJ
Oregon
review
7 years ago
Dive bar
I was in Portland for business, and a fun visit to Sassy's in the early evening. Sassy's is essentially a dark dive. The entrance isn't too inviting, but the bouncer was friendly enough. There were six...
Boombox2001
Alberta
review
7 years ago
Still a fun place to hang out and drink.
I always try to visit this club when I am in town visiting family. While the mileage here is quite lower than what I am used to, it is still a fun place...
d2k14
Connecticut
review
7 years ago
Sassy's
It has been awhile since I went to Sassy's, so a couple of weeks ago I decided to check it out. There is a small parking lot. You can also park on the street....
Clackport
Washington
review
7 years ago
Nice return visit
It had been awhile since I'd been into Sassy's and I had a good time again. This club is pretty typical for Portland. The girls all have tattoos and are a bit...
Superllama
Alaska
review
7 years ago
First time in PDX
Despite having lived in Portland for a year, this was my first visit to a strip club here. I was surprised at how many women and couples were there, mostly young, but some older...
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7 years ago
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Locke72
Locke72
Oregon
review
7 years ago
More bar than strip club
Had some out of town friends visiting and wanted them to experience a Portland strip club. It's a great place to have a beer or two, maybe some whiskey, and see tattooed dancers....
cosmo9999
review
8 years ago
Current employee :)
I've worked at Sassy's for 6 years so of course I think we're the best. Dances start at $25, we set our own prices for topless vs. full nude. No touching allowed in dances...
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7 years ago
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LunaMJ
LarkPDX
review
8 years ago
Monday night
Hi guys, First of all, it is quite nice . The layout I notice is 2 stages. Girls occasionally go for private dances. Mostly younger and thin. However this slightly older girl and hugely tatted...
Wildbill13
British Columbia
review
8 years ago
Sexy tattooed ladies
I was visiting a good friend in Portland and Sassy's is his favorite strip club. We walked in and immediately saw three stages all close to each other. It's a pretty tightly packed place...
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