Reviews

I am writing this review nearly a month after I visited this establishment so do forgive me if some of my details seem hazy. I visited Sassy's during my visit to Portland on a Friday. Had…

I reviewed Sassys last year, and almost everything I said is still true. They still have awesome stage shows, with all hot skinny dancers in their 30s to early 40s dancers. They are…

I stopped by Sassy's at about 6 pm on a Wednesday. It was not busy, but that is fine with me. There were about 7 other customers. One of the 3 stages was being used.…

Stopped at Sassys on a recent weeknight, I think it was a Tuesday. The club is located in a fairly urban part of the town. There is a small… like really small parking…

Portland, OR. Buckman district. I parked on the street. Urban gets a little weird. I saw a lady have a "sword fight" with some dude with rainbow umbrellas in the middle of the night. Fucking…

Sassy had the hottest "Portland Girls" of any of the clubs that I visited on my trip. I received a 2 way contact fully nude dance that was well priced by Portland standards, and…

This is a small club that has three stages, about two more than it needs. For decades it has emphasized the microbeer selection and the great food as much as the dancers, and it…

If you are a true monger, Sassy’s is not the place for you. Usually some really hot girls, especially on the weekends, with incredibly low mileage. The club entrance is on the side. The cover…

My advice, skip this place. Union Jacks is in the same neighborhood and has the same dive bar vibe, but it a much better package. But if you ignore my warning, here's the full review: I…

Sassy's is my kinda place. Why? Great beer, cheap entry, cute alt-girls. I've been twice, first time I paid no cover. Second time I paid $3. They have a huge draft beer selection and some pretty solid food.…

After being at Dream On, Cabaret, Club 205, The Venue and Union Jack's over two days, my last stop was Sassy's. Not reviewing Dream On or the Venue. I wanted to like the Venue but…

I stopped by to get a drink and watch the second half of the blazers game. The club was pretty much empty at 8pm on a Wednesday. You enter the club from the SE 10th…