Reviews

Sassy's in Portland offers a pretty solid experience, standing out among the city's many clubs. I used to live in PDX in the 90's and it hasn't changed much, which is a good thing. Clientele…

The Place: The club is in shallow SE, and is on the smaller side, but with 3 stages. Lap dance boothes are moderately stationed and curtained off. Before 10 PM, there's usually only one stage…

Me and some friends were bar hopping in the Buckman area of SE Portland. We decided to stop by Sassy’s along our stops. The buckman area is pretty lively on the weekends, a lot of…

I am writing this review nearly a month after I visited this establishment so do forgive me if some of my details seem hazy. I visited Sassy's during my visit to Portland on a Friday. Had…

I reviewed Sassys last year, and almost everything I said is still true. They still have awesome stage shows, with all hot skinny dancers in their 30s to early 40s dancers. They are…

I stopped by Sassy's at about 6 pm on a Wednesday. It was not busy, but that is fine with me. There were about 7 other customers. One of the 3 stages was being used.…

Stopped at Sassys on a recent weeknight, I think it was a Tuesday. The club is located in a fairly urban part of the town. There is a small… like really small parking…

Portland, OR. Buckman district. I parked on the street. Urban gets a little weird. I saw a lady have a "sword fight" with some dude with rainbow umbrellas in the middle of the night. Fucking…

Sassy had the hottest "Portland Girls" of any of the clubs that I visited on my trip. I received a 2 way contact fully nude dance that was well priced by Portland standards, and…

This is a small club that has three stages, about two more than it needs. For decades it has emphasized the microbeer selection and the great food as much as the dancers, and it…

If you are a true monger, Sassy’s is not the place for you. Usually some really hot girls, especially on the weekends, with incredibly low mileage. The club entrance is on the side. The cover…

My advice, skip this place. Union Jacks is in the same neighborhood and has the same dive bar vibe, but it a much better package. But if you ignore my warning, here's the full review: I…

Sassy's is my kinda place. Why? Great beer, cheap entry, cute alt-girls. I've been twice, first time I paid no cover. Second time I paid $3. They have a huge draft beer selection and some pretty solid food.…

After being at Dream On, Cabaret, Club 205, The Venue and Union Jack's over two days, my last stop was Sassy's. Not reviewing Dream On or the Venue. I wanted to like the Venue but…

I stopped by to get a drink and watch the second half of the blazers game. The club was pretty much empty at 8pm on a Wednesday. You enter the club from the SE 10th…

Arrived around 6:30 on a Thursday and left around 10:30. Overall this place has the feeling of a good neighborhood bar that also has friendly dancers. At least during the evening it was…

Had just dropped some visiting family of at pdx. Traffic was getting bogged down back through town, so I decided to kill some time here before heading back…

I live in a pretty lame state for strip clubs so I wanted to live it up on a visit to Portland recently. I didn't intend on going to seven, but I ended up doing…

I enjoyed my night at Sassy’s. It was packed upon entering. They give you a strict NO touch, NO putting money in the ladies outfits, no cell phone speech prior to entering. They made…

Sassy's is a nice place for a beer and some girl-watching. The vibe is upbeat and the dancers are very chatty with a "girl next door" attitude and style. Most of the dancers…

I've stopped in Sassy's a couple times before in the late afternoon and it seemed like a comfortable place to sit with a drink and chill with naked women. It was usually pretty slow. This…

For our second destination of tour of Portland SC experience, we decided to drop by to Sassy's since it is somewhat of a walkable distance from Union Jack's. From the outside, we see 2 UBER drivers…

I often stop in Portland for the night when I drive up to Seattle. I've been to Sassy's several times before. I like the atmosphere...for more action, there are other places I would…

As the title says, Sassy's has quickly become one of my favorite clubs to visit in Portland. It doesn't look like much from the outside--in fact the barbed wire around the patio fence is downright uninviting--but…

I was in Portland for business, and a fun visit to Sassy's in the early evening. Sassy's is essentially a dark dive. The entrance isn't too inviting, but the bouncer was friendly enough. There were six girls…