Reviews

Sassy's in Portland offers a pretty solid experience, standing out among the city's many clubs. I used to live in PDX in the 90's and it hasn't changed much, which is a good thing. Clientele…

The Place: The club is in shallow SE, and is on the smaller side, but with 3 stages. Lap dance boothes are moderately stationed and curtained off. Before 10 PM, there's usually only one stage…

Me and some friends were bar hopping in the Buckman area of SE Portland. We decided to stop by Sassy’s along our stops. The buckman area is pretty lively on the weekends, a lot of…

I am writing this review nearly a month after I visited this establishment so do forgive me if some of my details seem hazy. I visited Sassy's during my visit to Portland on a Friday. Had…

I reviewed Sassys last year, and almost everything I said is still true. They still have awesome stage shows, with all hot skinny dancers in their 30s to early 40s dancers. They are…

I stopped by Sassy's at about 6 pm on a Wednesday. It was not busy, but that is fine with me. There were about 7 other customers. One of the 3 stages was being used.…

Stopped at Sassys on a recent weeknight, I think it was a Tuesday. The club is located in a fairly urban part of the town. There is a small… like really small parking…

Portland, OR. Buckman district. I parked on the street. Urban gets a little weird. I saw a lady have a "sword fight" with some dude with rainbow umbrellas in the middle of the night. Fucking…

Sassy had the hottest "Portland Girls" of any of the clubs that I visited on my trip. I received a 2 way contact fully nude dance that was well priced by Portland standards, and…

This is a small club that has three stages, about two more than it needs. For decades it has emphasized the microbeer selection and the great food as much as the dancers, and it…

If you are a true monger, Sassy’s is not the place for you. Usually some really hot girls, especially on the weekends, with incredibly low mileage. The club entrance is on the side. The cover…

My advice, skip this place. Union Jacks is in the same neighborhood and has the same dive bar vibe, but it a much better package. But if you ignore my warning, here's the full review: I…