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Satin Dolls

Boise, ID

You walk in past a huge room that has nothing but a couple of pool tables and a bar to order non-alcoholic drinks. For reasons I do not understand, on Friday nights there is…

The Lounge

Portland, OR

If you have ever wanted to get a dancer that is two to three times your size, the Saturday afternoons here have at least three options. This has been other clubs before. All the parking…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

The stage is just as you come in, bar off to the right. even though there was only like 5 customers though lots of customers came in and out, the waitress never came to…

Went on the sapphic night a few weeks ago while visiting Portland for the first time and so this was also my first time to the club. There was a $5 door fee but…

Stopped at sassys on a Saturday night. Build is black with a small sassys sign. The parking lot is so small… maybe 7 spots total? This being said street parking is your…

Sassy's in Portland offers a pretty solid experience, standing out among the city's many clubs. I used to live in PDX in the 90's and it hasn't changed much, which is a good thing. Clientele…

The Place: The club is in shallow SE, and is on the smaller side, but with 3 stages. Lap dance boothes are moderately stationed and curtained off. Before 10 PM, there's usually only one stage…