Humpday at Sassy’s

I stopped by to get a drink and watch the second half of the blazers game. The club was pretty much empty at 8pm on a Wednesday. You enter the club from the SE 10th Ave side and the main stage is immediately to your left as you enter the door. Video poker and an outdoor patio are to the right. I ordered a vodka soda for 8 bucks and sat at the bar. The bartender was a cute brunette with long hair and short black dress. She was very attentive, I ended up drinking more than intended because she was always noticing when my drink was getting low. There were 4 girls working and queuing up their own music for the two song stage sets. The girls were pretty attractive with a few different body types. They all had a lot of tattoos so if you’re into that, this is a great spot. An Asian stripper came over and sat by me at the bar and started a conversation. She was short and skinny but still a nice figure and kind of a goth vibe. She had just moved from Hawaii and was still adjusting to the Portland weather. She was a good conversationalist and was very engaged. Pretty soon she was up on stage so I followed her to the stage and tipped a few bucks each song. She put her legs on my shoulders and gave me an incredible view of her shaved pussy and the tattoo above it. After the stage set I sat back down at the bar to watch the rest of the game but she followed me over and asked me if I wanted any dances. She seemed fun so I asked how much? She said 40 for one song and 120 for 3. No discount for 3 but whatever. I followed her over to the curtained rooms beside the main entrance. The rooms are pretty small and not super private. The door guy is posted up right outside of them. Instead of a love seat or oversized chair, the chair was on the smaller side and not that comfortable. She took off her bikini and started the dances, overall it was a decent lap dance but she had a hard time navigating the chair and there wasn’t that much contact. Maybe a 5/10, not really worth the money but hey, what else is there to do on a Wednesday. They’re strict about touching there so none of that either. Overall it’s a good place to watch a game on one of the 3 tvs behind the bar or to enjoy some hot tattooed dancers’ stage sets, but maybe spend your money on dances somewhere else. A few people ordered food while I was there and the pizza actually looked really good. I think I’ll go back for another game and have a slice.