Reviews

This is one of the better clubs in the Willamette valley in my view. Not that that's saying all that much, but the girls here are pretty cute, have to give them that.…

I've been to Sweet Illusions a few times when I was in town, always at night though. It's usually pretty low key. Many months ago, I made the mistake of going on a…

I had reasons to escape Portland's SnowPocalypse and travel to Southern Oregon where the roads are dry and it's 50 degrees and sunny. Along the way, I found myself passing through the Eugene/Springfield area…

Sweet illusions was an overall good experience. Had a few 18-19 year olds working and several girls between 21 and 30. Most all of them were solid 8s and many were willing to take their…

This was my first disappointing visit to this venerable Springfield institution. My previous visits have always been fun times, and while I'll chalk it up to "every place has an off night", this time it…

I made the classic error of being willing to use the ATM here. I watched a couple dancers on stage, really liked the second one, Dallas, so I asked for a private dance. It was…

I've long been a fan of S-I, however my last couple of visits have been a bit disappointing. The overall number of dancers seems less than normal - they're generally still attractive though.…

I really like this place. It's a modest club not too nice not too dirty. Beers aren't marked up much and you can just sit back and watch the girl on stage. Dancers come around…

Just as the reviewer above, I always stop in Sweet Illusions whenever I come through Simpsonsville. It's one of my favorite clubs anywhere because of the friendly, easy going party vibe. Low pressure from dancers,…

I always try to spot by this spot when I'm on a road trip down I5 - it's pretty easy to get to from the freeway, and there are always plenty of young hotties there…

I like Sweet Illusions, but I visited on a lower energy night. They were good to always have a dancer on stage. Dancers who are done will often offer dollar dances for 30 seconds or…

I returned to the land of the Simpsons and made an obligatory stop at Sweet Illusions. This was my first late night trip to the place, and it was pretty busy...though I can't say the…