Reviews

Was down for work and happened past. Thought, heck I got some time and this little town was boring so I might as well pop in. I have to remember is a small…

Lots of girls, few customers. A couple of girls came by and offered dollar dances, but not all. If you're not sitting at the rack or a regular, easy to get ignored. Next time I'll…

Stopped in one night alone and was literally bombarded by girls as the place was mostly empty...ended up getting quite drunk and had a lot of fun with one of the dancers. It was clearly…

Possibly the best strip club I've ever been to.

Sweet Illusions is relatively small club, about fifteen hundred square feet. The interior of the club is divey, but they keep it clean. There's a…

I've reviewed this club quite a few times and I have to say that this is one of my favorite clubs in Oregon. The girls are above average, the drinks are great and the semi-private…

One of my favorites, and I have been to a lot of clubs. On the whole a very friendly place, cool bartender, owner (who looks a bit like mister clean) is usually around. Dancers are…

This is not my first time at this club and it will not be my last. On this night I got there around 4:30 to have a couple of beers before I was meeting a…

I can't remember the night I visited, but I had a really good time at the club. From the outside, it doesn't look like much. Inside, you see the stage when you walk…

This is a lower rating than I have given it in the past. Maybe it was just the time of evening or something but the atmosphere was not the usual lively time. The…

My girlfriend and I were just traveling through town and decided to stop and enjoy a little strip club action. Sunday night so it was a little slow but the lady bartender was very energetic,…

I finally got a chance to try this club after hearing about it for years. I was passing through from Portland around noon and wasn't sure if they'd be open. When I arrived…

Sweet Illusions remains one of my all time favorite clubs. While the outside appearance is that of a dive bar, the inside if comfortable enough. Dancers range from absolutely gorgeous to large and out of…