Reviews

Pretty basic, small club with a separate little lap dance room off to the side. I usually go during the day when the vibe is very relaxed. Oftentimes a lot of heavy girls, or…

Traveling to Oregon for work, and came across this place. I wasn't sure what to expect, but was pleasantly surprised. Went on a Tuesday night, and there were a decent amount of girls dancing. About…

It's only got one pole, and the dancers would just do one song at the pole, then would be available for one-on-one vip room dances. Vip room is not private. It's a small room with…

I really need to get back down to Simpsonsland for a visit to one of my favorite clubs anywhere. As others have reported, it's a bit of a dive but well kept. A friendly blue…

I stopped in here on a weekday late afternoon. I have to say I was well entertained as I stayed for several hours. It's a smaller club with only one stage for dances.…

This has been my fav club in Eugene area. Stopped by after work on a weekday. Maybe 8 dancers, not many more customers. Most customers were away from the rack, either chatting at the bar,…

When I first pulled up to the club the first thing I noticed was how small it was, it's not much bigger than a decent sized liquor store. When I first walked up to the…

This is one of the better clubs in the Willamette valley in my view. Not that that's saying all that much, but the girls here are pretty cute, have to give them that.…

I've been to Sweet Illusions a few times when I was in town, always at night though. It's usually pretty low key. Many months ago, I made the mistake of going on a…

I had reasons to escape Portland's SnowPocalypse and travel to Southern Oregon where the roads are dry and it's 50 degrees and sunny. Along the way, I found myself passing through the Eugene/Springfield area…

Sweet illusions was an overall good experience. Had a few 18-19 year olds working and several girls between 21 and 30. Most all of them were solid 8s and many were willing to take their…

This was my first disappointing visit to this venerable Springfield institution. My previous visits have always been fun times, and while I'll chalk it up to "every place has an off night", this time it…