Reviews

Was in town for work and looked through all the reviews of clubs in the area. Settled on Sweet Illusions and boy am I glad I did. It's like a neighborhood dive bar that doesn't…

I was in town for a Ducks game with Arizona, "GO DUCKS" so before the game I stop by to warm up for the tailgate parties. This place is great. Super hot girls that get…

In my opinion Sweet Illusions is one of the best clubs in Oregon. It has a low-key local feel. The dancers are seldom the glossy sex star or pristine nubile look, but rather…

previous descriptions of the club had me worried it would be a real shithole, but to my surprise it was pretty decent, just a working guys hangout with naked ladies. Probably a dozen dancers and…

One of the best places in Oregon. Okay, so it's not a fancy place but are you really going to a place to see the decor? The place is clean and well lighted (maybe a…

The place looks a little run down on the outside and not much better on the inside. However the place is clean and the staff is great. Good drinks and average prices.…

I like this club a lot. Looks like a dive, but reasonably comfortable inside. Bathroom clean. Girls are 4-7 in looks, but very friendly. No bolt-ons, though a few girls should really consider going plastic. Got a…

I've been back to S-I a couple of times since my last review. Again, I won't rehash the physical attributes - it has not changed. Dancer quality is a bit all over the place -…

I went on a marathon strip club visit Sunday starting with this one. I have recently posted a review on this place and yes, I like it... I had good time this time like my…

I was there last Saturday and every girl dancing was between a 7-9. I love their little VIP room and because of the two way touching you get good mileage!!! I took a private dance…

The club itself is pretty skeezy, looks gross from the outside and is gross on the inside. Place just isn't as kept up as it could be. Bathrooms are especially nasty. Dancers are extremely friendly, relatively…

Lets see: -No cover -No drink min -Very reasonable drink prices. -Awesome dances. Great kind of dive-y strip bar. A buddy of mine and I frequented this place for awhile. Our first night here was awesome! Which is why…

Wow - I have very mixed feelings about S-I. You could probably take all ten of the reviews on this page as accurate! This club is located in Springfield which is a town next to…

Well I'm mostly going to re-iterate what others have noted: lots and lots of girls of a wide range in looks, great little $1 table dances, and high mileage lap dances. Dropped in…

I've been to this club a few times and it's pretty nice for the area. Way better than the other clubs in Eugene/Springfield. Good music, cheap drinks, a variety of girls, some definitely…

Sweet Illusions looks like a sketch club, but the dancers know how to please. I spent an afternoon there a few weeks ago and the dancers went above and beyond to make it a great…

I normally hang out in the Portland clubs but I found myself near this one and had to give it a try based on the reviews here. I found past review information to be quite accurate.…

This was my first visit here and there was a logger convention that week so the place was packed with a bunch of smelly dudes. Still had a lot of offers for $1 dances but…

The club Sweet Illusions should be renamed the “old pedophiles den.” I have been to this club a few times and the place is: very dirty, poor music and untalented dancers. The first things you…

My second visit to this club. Not quite as good as my first, but still pretty good. It was around 5:30 pm; not very busy, but I wasn't the only customer. Girls had quite a…

Probably one of the top places in Oregon! Girls are of a lot of variety and are mostly hot! Nice smallish stage so you can sit close while the girl does her one song strip…

Ok, I would vote this the best club in Springfield. I was there on business and decided to hit all the 4 clubs that Springfield had to offer. This one was clean, well…

This is my new fav strip club in Oregon, or even in the whole Pacific Northwest. (With the good clubs in Seattle closing, that's a low bar.) The club is a dive, and the dancers…

Went looking for the Candy Shack, which I found out is closed. On the way I saw this place and decided to give it a shot. Lots of cars in the lot on a Friday…

I went to Sweet Illusions in the early afternoon after getting off of work. From the outside, this place is pretty sketchy, and the same feeling permeates the inside as well. I had been here…