On a recent Friday I made...

On a recent Friday I made the mistake of wandering into the Royal Palace, curious to see what it was like after not having visited for a few years. After a shower scene reminiscent of "The Crying Game" and a change of clothes I decided to drive the memory out with a visit to Camelot.

Camelot has a reputation for both the tamest dances and the most gorgeous women in DC. Both are well earned, but let me be clear, the women are absolutely fantastic. I went on a Friday afternoon/early evening, so yeah, I was probably getting the first string, but few clubs anywhere, let alone DC can compete with the women I saw here. I saw perhaps one dancer who I would rate less than 8. The waitresses are as beautiful or more so than the dancers, and they wear lingerie and skimpy see through outfits too. Did I mention how absolutely hot all the women here are?

Now the reason DC clubs are often seen as second tier is that there are no private or lap dances. I have to say that I got, and saw a lot more contact here than I have at any other DC club in a long time. It seems common (if not required) for the lingerie clad waitresses to sit on a customer's lap while taking an order, sharing a drink, or just passing by. Hugs given by waitresses and dancers are not shy. I could tell which of several girls had implants. This is not to say the contact is under the table or illegal, just really nice and offstage. It'd probably help to be a regular, but I'm not and I still enjoyed plenty of friendly waitresses and dancers attention. Did I mention they are all really, really hot?