I went to Camelot recently on...

I went to Camelot recently on a Monday night. Many clubs tend to be rather slow on Monday evenings, but this place was packed with guys. Lots of men in coat and tie. This is a much more upscale club than Archibald’s over on K and 15th. If you go to Camelot directly from the office, and you are wearing suit and tie, you will fit right in.

The girls are gorgeous, and very friendly. Especially two blondes named “Chrissy” and “Jessie.” And Amber – beautiful Amber! I spent a long time talking with her. But the sexiest by far is Rachelle (pronounced “raw shell”). She is very comfortable with her body, and when she gets up on stage, everybody gets up, if you know what I mean. There are no lap dances here. Between their stage sets, the girls will just sit and talk with the customers. As long as you tip well, and buy them something to drink, they are happy to sit and chat with you.

I thought the club was great. It has two levels, so if you get bored, or if you’re downstairs and you don’t like your seat, simply go upstairs. There is no cover charge, but the beers are $7.70 for domestics, and $8.80 for imports and premium brands. No draft beer – all beers are in a bottle. The girls go up and dance a two-song set. The first one, they are wearing bikini or some other outfit, and then for the second one they get naked. When they are finished, they put their outfit back on, and then they go around the room asking for tips.