Reviews

Camelot markets itself as an upscale club located in the heart of DC. For the most part, this is accurate. The club's convenience means that if you work in Downtown DC, you can…

Parking is the pain Mon-Thursday, most of the garages close at 11PM, so watch out. Around strip club were packed "normal clubs" with huuge lines to get to them. No line to Camelot at 10PM Thursday,…

The D.C. rules about no lap dances will drive you crazy and make you want to go elsewhere (Baltimore maybe?) But if you are stuck in D.C. and need to see some pretty naked…

Went on a saturday night with some buddies who were visiting me. I am still new to DC so I don't know all the best places but this spot came up as the most…

Had a fun time at this club. Went after a hockey game for an after party. All of the dancers were pretty top notch. They were easily 8-9s. I would have…

Camelot easily has some of the best-looking dancers in DC. The selection yesterday was heavily Eastern European, but gorgeous. Drink prices were reasonable, the stage dances were fully nude, and the girls were very friendly.…

I agree that Camelot has the most attractive girls in DC. Lots of eye candy, at least in the afternoon -- I haven't been there at night for a while. I stop by once in…

I went to this club and another during my time in D.C. this summer. The Camelot is has two floors each with a bar and one stage. Both floors are rather narrow. The club is…

I was in DC to meet up with some friends. We bar hopped and then someone had the idea to go to a strip club. We had not done our homework and quickly discovered that…

Camelot is pretty well known in the area as being the club with the most attractive girls in DC. I have been here several times and for the most part the reputation is well deserved.…

So I hadn't been to Camelot's for ages and would have remained fat dumb and happy had my favorite dancer not split the scene from a rival club and ended up working there. I…

Actually, this is the second Saturday afternoon, 5ish, that I decided to stop by Camelot. I had such a great time the first time that I had to go back to make sure before…

Found myself bored in DC on a business trip and decided to check out Camelot. After showing my ID at the door I was directed upstairs by the bouncer inside. The bouncer upstairs showed me…

The Camelot is a DC club located in the middle of downtown, easy to reach by walk, taxi or metro. By national standards, Washington is not a very good place to have fun at strip…

I would love to write a follow-up review to this club, comparing it to my visit in August last year. But I couldn't get in. So imagine the way this goes. It's about midnight, and…

This is a very consistent club. It's been the same for years, although it doesn't look worn out. There are always some very attractive dancers. Today there were a couple a bit older with some…

Visited Camelot a few weeks back, my first time there. The girls were hot enough, most of the dancers were in the 6-9 range, but rather tame compared to some other places I've been.…

Typical DC club. No touching or lap dances, which for me basically defeats the purpose. Camelot does have the more attractive ladies in DC though. A couple 5's, many 7's and one or two 9's,…

20 yrs ago, i would get hard just walking in this place, the dancers were so beautiful (or my testosterone was so high)! Now, it's really difficult to get excited (no pun intended). Still…

Visited recently and agree with several of the previous reviews. Camelot is the best DC has to offer. The dancers are the most beautiful in DC. The club is great for watching nude dancing if…

This is the white strip club. You may see one or two black/minority girls working there at any given time but mostly skinny white girls. nothing wrong with that, it just is what…

Camelot is one of the oldest strip clubs in DC, and has a long-time reputation as one of the best. I've been there several times over the years, and compared to the other DC clubs,…

Camelot was our first visit to the so-called gentelemen club scene in DC I do not want to be biased because Camelot is not really a club, but notwithstanding dumb no lap dance…

I've been patronizing other local clubs the last 5 years because I didn't like what was then the Camelot style: old "showgirls" with preposterous artifical tits. So I've come in here 3 times in the…

Camelot is the grandpappy of strip clubs in Washington DC. I've been there occasionally over the past 20 years, and Camelot has been a solid club, but never my favorite, through all those years. I…