JP's Reviews

What a difference a good day can make in your opinion. Went recently and it seemed like the old days. One of my old favorite dancers was back, and that had a lot to do with it. You have to be very careful on the day shifts...

Nice club with 6 girls on the night I visited. All the girls were young and slim. I prefer a little more meat on the bones so I wasn't that impressed with the talent. But, there were a couple of sexy slim black girls with nice asses....

I think JP's is "back."

The good management here finally got rid of most of that portion of the dancers who are unattractive and replaced them with attractive women from elsewhere.

If they maintain the standard of young, slim women to whom smiling comes naturally, they'll see an upturn in...

Another visit to "Cheers with Tits". On visits like this I think it would be better if they'd give up the tits and concentrate on being a bar. A Tuesday afternoon visit, there were 5 dancers. There was one worth watching. I spent more time watching...

Cheers with Tits.
Sometimes, though they are still too old and saggy at this place. Still an occasional hottie will surprise you. One new girl in particular is smoking hot. Can't give her her name as I am working it. Sorry I am being selfish as there is just not...

This place has picked up a bit since my last visit. They had a lot more customers and dancers than I'd seen in quite a while in here. A few possibly mitigating factors, I went on a Wednesday and the weather is turning cold here in DC. ...

Ok, if this place got some really good looking dancers, it would be great. Nice set up, and attractive interior. However, the girls all seem way past their prime. My understanding is that this place is where a lot of girls go for the interim when fighting with...

I stopped going to JPs after a couple disappointing visits last year, but recently decided to give it another try. I’m glad I did. The place seems to have picked up, and the dancers are better looking. I especially like the small upstairs room where everyone is...

I hadn't been here in a while, so I took the opportunity to visit last Friday afternoon. Since I see nobody has done a detailed review lately I'll start with that. As you walk in the door there is a stairway directly in front of you. That...

Yep, this place is virtually out of the running as worth visiting on any kind of regular basis. Upswing? What upswing? The upswing wasnt temporary - it was nonexistent. Its great that they refinished the bathrooms, but lets face it, the WHOLE joint needs a facelift, along with a few...

Down, down, down......the brief upswing was temporary.

Some cuties here but many of the girls you'd be more likely to tip to keep their clothes ON than off. Radical and permanant revision of the hiring standards is badly needed.

Physical plant deteriorating, too, and needs professional upgrading.

Given the above two...

I thought this place was gaining momentum, however 2 days in a row this week, it flat out stunk. Only 3 girls working, minimal talent at best. Walked in and out both times.
Wound up going across the street to Good Guys and had a blast. GREAT TALENT over there!
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Remember this is the DC 7, since there is no contact. The quality here has improved significantly lately. True, drink prices are up, and more than a few chairs need reupolstered, but the big difference is on almost any day you will no longer see a dancer who...

Much much better.
I showed up on Friday. Heather (or Veronica) not sure, anyway she is the red head with the smokin' body is beyond hot! Unfortunately she is not much of a player. A few other's are however. Great time!
"Cheers with Tits" as it is affectionately known may be...

Well, I still stand by my last review. I had a great time, the girls were friendly, the show up close and personal, and all the other little niceties that make a trip fun were present. The latest trip however was another one beer and bolt affair. ...

I'll go with the slight improvement, but it still has a long way to go to make it back to its glory days. I still enjoy good guys more strictly because the talent is better....

Stopped in again to see if improvement continued. As previously reported, they have some new girls and returnees who are attractive and they do seem to have cleaned house of the older, unattractive women. Alas, however, some of the new hires are not attractive. One had a...

I'd have to say JP's is back. I went there last Monday, usually a slow day, and while there weren't a lot of customers they usually outnumbered the dancers for a change. Also, there were 5 dancers so they were using both downstairs stages. Of the 5...

Nowhere near as much fun as it used to be. In its heyday, it was Cheers With Tits and Ass. I've switched to only ocassional visits just to see if there is any improvement. Sorry, not lately. Chuckle to the previous reviewer about Joanne getting naked outside the club:...

As far the last commentary about Joanne, the waitress, I agree with all except that she did get naked...
Just not at the club.
I am stopping in today. Hoping for some improvement. ...

Stuck my head in the door recently. It was a nice day, so I didn't expect much. DEAD. Saw the same old day dancers and two customers. The night shifts are usually better, so the last review gives me some hope things will pick up. Weekday...

Signs of life here for the first time in a long time. Dancers are slightly improved overall with the addition of some relative hotties who departed Good Guys in one of their latest purges. Also, a few attractive dancers who used to work at JP's have returned.

But...

COME ON management read these darn reviews!
Some of us are dying to spend money in your club!.... it has nice little nooks and crannies and a decent atmosphere but you MUST Clean house. There is no reason in the world why you can't attract the simliar type of talent...

I went in recently, determined to give the club a chance. I swore I'd stay for a full rotation, see every dancer, and have at least two beers before moving on. Now, Monday is not the best day to go to any of the titty bars, and last...

walked in and out and headed to Good Guys across the street. Still no improvement with JP's.
I'll still keep peaking in and hoping for this place to get better. It is now so low on my list that I no longer even sit and order a beer. I just...