Reviews

Not a bad club. If you're coming from Nashville, be aware that it's easy to miss this place. You drive through Smithville, past the shopping area, then on a ways, and you come…

Had a Saturday night with nothing else to do. Thought about Nashville clubs, but then thought about the three-foot rule. Had heard good things about Midnight Express, so decided to make the drive and see…

Midnight Express is an interesting club. It's basically a big warehouse in the middle of absolutely no where Tennessee, but don't let that keep you away. It has one main stage, a couch dance area,…

This place is like the size of a warehouse club out in the niddle of nowhere. Lots of girls and they were of a high caliber, mostly 6's through 10's. Now TN has…

I visited Midnight Express the day before the superbowl. The club website lists the opening time as 5pm but do not go before at the least 7pm because that is when the main and only…

This was our second trip to Midnight Express and it exceeded our expectations again. Having only been there midweek, we knew Friday night would be even more fun and it was! For an…

Its a big club located in deserted place in tennessee. Very big parking lot. $ 8 entry fees with no knofes and camera phones allowed. NO hard drink either for sale. Its only beer. There…

This place is a HUGE, BLUE, prefab warehouse style building in the absolute middle of nowhere about 38 miles off I-40 on Highway 70. Cover is $8 for 21+ and $15 for 18-20, usually…

This place is a diamond in the rough. The gals are sexy and flirty, they enjoy cutting up with you and will even sit with you and your buddies for a while just to make…

This was our first visit and we were pleasantly surprised. We had anticipated that it would be slow on a Wed. night but found that to our liking once we got to know the…

The first time i went they still let in the under 21 crowd but now it 21 and up which really makes the place less crowded and rowdy. the girls are all real hot and…

OK I wanted to give this club another try to be fair. They recently, last Saturday stopped letting in guys under 21. Little less crowded and rowdy. Had much more interaction with girls this time,…

saw this club rated on several websites. Each review painted a very different picture. Some of the reviews stated that there was some high mileage at this club. So being the guy I am, I…

Actually went to this club twice in a week. Porn star Ginger Lee was making an appearance and also wanted to check out the club on a Thursday. So, went to the club both Thursday…

I stopped here last friday and the girls are very nice looking. The only thing I regretted is when one girl approaches the other girls kind of stay away. The dances are kind of expensive…

This may sound like an exhorbitant rating, but this place is really pretty awesome. Alright, not anywhere near as good as Vegas, Memphis, the way it used to be, or Tampa on a good day.…

used to live cloe to here went every weekend. The place is 3 years old and the owners took a dive and made it in to a really nice club. They keep it clean compared…

I had been hearing about this club for several months and decided to finally give it a try. This was early in the evening on a Friday. The place is pretty easy to find, but…

This place turned out to be a lot better than I expected. There were about 12 girls dancing, most of them young, pretty, and thin, with only a single set of fake boobies in…

Quite a pleasant surprise, so far out in the boonies... you drive through Smithville on Rt 70, and just past the city limits.. on the side of the road.. is this OLD TIMEY roadhouse.. .beer…