Midnight Express Reviews

Visited on both Wednesday and Thursday night between Christmas & New Years, and had a great time. The crowds were small enough allow me to immediately get a seat at the stage, which, in this club, is the best way to get to know the ladies, as they don't tend...

While working near Nashville, I decided to try the Midnight Express again after noticing 2 billboard ads along I-40. As many have said before, it’s not easy to get to. The place is so big it feels empty even with a good crowd. On this Thursday night there...

Was driving down interstate 40 as I have many times and once again saw the billboard advertising this club. I decided to make a detour and give it a try. A detour it was as it was much farther off I-40 than I expected. Anyway, the reviews...

Yes, the comments referencing the remote location, and the size and style of the building are accurate. However, for me, the beauty and charm of the women who were working there made me forget all of the less important details. Most of the dancers were very attractive, and presented themselves...

Tired of Memphis and Nashville bikini clubs so I decided to give Midnight Express a try. It is thank goodness topless. As others have said, it is warehouse size and in the middle of nowhere. Probably close to an hour from Nashville. Very country atmosphere and...

I won't repeat what others have said (big warehouse type building, middle of nowhere, etc.). I was in the area visiting friends and decided to stop by. Glad I did.

Crowded parking lot. A non-smoking club, so lots of guys hanging around out front smoking. Went in,...

Best option in middle TN if your willing to drive the hour from Nashville to get their. Located on Hwy 70 just before the bridge going over the lake you'll see the large blue tin building that everyone has described. The inside of the club is nothing special,...

So this place is a big tin-roofed warehouse type building. Pretty ugly from the outside and from the inside. Definitely not winning any awards in terms of atmosphere. One big huge room with a bar on one side and a stage on the other. Crappy chairs scooted...

For the most part there were a lot of attractive girls working there. The stage dances are entertaining to watch. The only problem I had was I sat there for three hours and not a single girl offered a dance, said hello, or anything. I was completely ignored until someone...

this club has a lot of potential, but needs new ownership or management. <br>
the customers were a friendly bunch, and the girls were hot.<br>
the manager is a good guy, but the owner doesn't seem to care too much about doing what he needs to do to make the club better.<br>
also,...

I drive for over an hour into the middle if nowhere to check out this club while on a trip to Nashville. Nashville's 3 foot rule just wasn't going to cut it for me. As others have mentioned, the atmosphere is a little weird with the high ceilings...

I say if your an attractive female be wary of visiting...especially if the owner/ manger is working. He will be very friendly and if your interested in a job he will serve you tequila and lead you up stairs making you think your filling out an application when really he...

There was a ton of misinformation on this club, but due to the "3 feet rule" in the city of Nashville, I decided to make the long drive east of Smithville on a discovery mission of my own. I'm glad I made the trip, because it turned out to be...

I went after a long week of college classes.
It was late when I got there so I wasn't sure if they
Would let me in but they did and didn't make me pay
A cover charge(I'm a chick)
I loved the atmosphere and thought it was fun and inviting
I had an amazing time...

Since all of the clubs in Nashville seem to suck I headed down the road to the Midnight Express. While the rules are looser (no 3 foot rule) than Nashville it was nothing too special. The cover to get in was $5 and while the bar sells beer...

so I've been to this place a couple times now. like most will say the club is in the middle of nowhere but Google will take you there so its no big deal. The most fun I've had there is when I brought my girlfriend along and the girls played...

I was in Nashville on business a couple of weeks ago and drove down to Smithville because the strict Nashville laws pretty much kill the whole club experience there. The drive was longer than I expected but not too bad. The club is in the middle of nowhere....

Well lets just say the worst strip club ever! I worked there briefly as the manager would hound the dancers in the dressing room "get out there and make money bitches". Wow really you don't speak to employees in this manner ever especially when its his responsibility to do advertising...

This club is out in the middle of nowhere as most have attested. The good: big and fairly nice club. Tallest stripper pole ive ever seen. Fairly attractive dancers when I was there. I was the only dude there on a Wednesday afternoon shortly after they opened so a few...

The club is located just outside Smithville; you definitely will not end up there unless you know where it is. The club itself is a huge (by Middle TN standards) and looks like a big metal barn. This club is hit or miss. Usually there is one or more beautiful...

Not a bad club. If you're coming from Nashville, be aware that it's easy to miss this place. You drive through Smithville, past the shopping area, then on a ways, and you come upon it all of a sudden on the left if your heading east. The...

Had a Saturday night with nothing else to do. Thought about Nashville clubs, but then thought about the three-foot rule. Had heard good things about Midnight Express, so decided to make the drive and see for myself. It was worth the trouble.

The club is several miles east of Smithville on...

Midnight Express is an interesting club. It's basically a big warehouse in the middle of absolutely no where Tennessee, but don't let that keep you away. It has one main stage, a couch dance area, and a VIP area, and TONS of seating both at and away from the stage....

This place is like the size of a warehouse club out in the niddle of nowhere. Lots of girls and they were of a high caliber, mostly 6's through 10's. Now TN has a 3ft law and the they are very strict about it. Lap dances are bikini...

I visited Midnight Express the day before the superbowl. The club website lists the opening time as 5pm but do not go before at the least 7pm because that is when the main and only stage opens up, unless you want to watch tv at the bar. I got lucky...