Reviews

The women here have the most acrobatic pole skills you'll ever see. You’ll see performers in all stages of contortion, in every position, and with every body part moving seemingly independently of the rest And This…

This club had a rough vibe with a mixed group of people from the city and the country. I think everyone there was there for the lack of the "room for Jesus" rule in Nashville,…

The only good thing you can say about Midnight Express is that it isn't a Nashville club with their strict rules. This review is from about a month ago when I visited. Got there about…

I work as an over the road truck driver and will stop at alost every exotic dance club that has truck parking. I have been to this club before and had a decent time but…

You would think that which such a wide variety of girls and it being so close to the weekend they would have had more then just me and my bro passing through and 3 older…

Visited on both Wednesday and Thursday night between Christmas & New Years, and had a great time. The crowds were small enough allow me to immediately get a seat at the stage, which, in this…

While working near Nashville, I decided to try the Midnight Express again after noticing 2 billboard ads along I-40. As many have said before, it’s not easy to get to. The place is…

Was driving down interstate 40 as I have many times and once again saw the billboard advertising this club. I decided to make a detour and give it a try. A detour it…

Yes, the comments referencing the remote location, and the size and style of the building are accurate. However, for me, the beauty and charm of the women who were working there made me forget all…

Tired of Memphis and Nashville bikini clubs so I decided to give Midnight Express a try. It is thank goodness topless. As others have said, it is warehouse size and in the middle…

I won't repeat what others have said (big warehouse type building, middle of nowhere, etc.). I was in the area visiting friends and decided to stop by. Glad I did. Crowded parking lot.…

Best option in middle TN if your willing to drive the hour from Nashville to get their. Located on Hwy 70 just before the bridge going over the lake you'll see the large blue…

So this place is a big tin-roofed warehouse type building. Pretty ugly from the outside and from the inside. Definitely not winning any awards in terms of atmosphere. One big huge room with…

For the most part there were a lot of attractive girls working there. The stage dances are entertaining to watch. The only problem I had was I sat there for three hours and not a…

this club has a lot of potential, but needs new ownership or management. <br> the customers were a friendly bunch, and the girls were hot.<br> the manager is a good guy, but the owner doesn't seem to…

I drive for over an hour into the middle if nowhere to check out this club while on a trip to Nashville. Nashville's 3 foot rule just wasn't going to cut it for me.…

I say if your an attractive female be wary of visiting...especially if the owner/ manger is working. He will be very friendly and if your interested in a job he will serve you tequila and…

There was a ton of misinformation on this club, but due to the "3 feet rule" in the city of Nashville, I decided to make the long drive east of Smithville on a discovery mission…

I went after a long week of college classes. It was late when I got there so I wasn't sure if they Would let me in but they did and didn't make me pay A cover charge(I'm a…

Since all of the clubs in Nashville seem to suck I headed down the road to the Midnight Express. While the rules are looser (no 3 foot rule) than Nashville it was nothing too…

so I've been to this place a couple times now. like most will say the club is in the middle of nowhere but Google will take you there so its no big deal. The most…

I was in Nashville on business a couple of weeks ago and drove down to Smithville because the strict Nashville laws pretty much kill the whole club experience there. The drive was longer than…

Well lets just say the worst strip club ever! I worked there briefly as the manager would hound the dancers in the dressing room "get out there and make money bitches". Wow really you don't…

This club is out in the middle of nowhere as most have attested. The good: big and fairly nice club. Tallest stripper pole ive ever seen. Fairly attractive dancers when I was there. I was…

The club is located just outside Smithville; you definitely will not end up there unless you know where it is. The club itself is a huge (by Middle TN standards) and looks like a big…