This place is a HUGE, BLUE,...

This place is a HUGE, BLUE, prefab warehouse style building in the absolute middle of nowhere about 38 miles off I-40 on Highway 70. Cover is $8 for 21+ and $15 for 18-20, usually waived for the ladies. Domestic beer is about $3.50. You can BYOB liquor for a charge depending on the bottle size; sorry I don’t really remember the prices. You pay cover through a little slit in the window of a security room which seemed a little weird considering how laid back the rest of the club was. As soon as you walk in, you enter a room with pool tables, darts, etc. The next room back had the bar and stage areas. The place is huge. There are tons of booths, tables, barstools, tip rail seating and it still seems kind of empty. The music was mostly 90’s alternative (Zombie, Garbage, STP, Alice in Chains, Korn, etc…) which I love, so that was kinda cool. The music wasn’t turned up to loud and was easy to talk over. The DJ introduced the girls, announced specials, and then shut the hell up which was rare and appreciated. I went on a Friday night from about 8-10PM and the place looked deserted. There were maybe 20 guys, maybe 15 dancers, and a couple groups of girls drinking around the perimeter who were just using the place like their local bar. The place probably has seating for 100 and could probably comfortably hold another 150 standing (did I mention the club is HUGE). There was no waitress, but you really didn’t have to worry about your seat being taken when you go the bar as the place was so empty.

The dancer quality was amazing for such an out of the way place. Most of the girls were extremely hot, even the so-so faces had killer bodies. Mostly girls were natural, maybe a couple with enhancements and a couple with tattoo’s / piercings. This place is the whitest club I have ever been to. If you are looking for any ethnicity in dancers, look elsewhere. There were a couple of AA patrons coming in as I left and they seemed very welcome. Median quality was way above anything I have seen in Nashville / Memphis / ATL / Huntsville in a long time. Place is topless only which is kind of a drag, but it means the girls dance instead of just spreading it for tips. Laps were $30 with 2-4-1s every hour or so. The lap dance couches were the cleanest I have ever seen at a strip club. Of course, I was the only one who got a dance in 2 hours, so they are probably not very well used. Contact was completely average in the lap dance, decent grind and hands off. Champaign room was available but the dancer didn’t even know the price because she said it had been months since somebody actually used it. The place was really laid back, no hustle, no pressure, friendly girls who seemed like they would hang out just to hang out. Of course the $75 or so I dropped in 2 hours was probably 5 times what anyone else was spending, so maybe I was a target.

All in all it was a pretty satisfying experience. I don’t know if I can really recommend the place because it is so far out of the way. But if you don’t mind the 45min 1 way drive off the interstate, it is a real diamond in the rough. One final note, the speed limit changes all over the place on Hwy 70, and I saw 4 or 5 cop cars watching for speeders at various places where it dropped from 55 to 40. Be safe, don’t drink and drive.