I visited Midnight Express the day...

I visited Midnight Express the day before the superbowl. The club website lists the opening time as 5pm but do not go before at the least 7pm because that is when the main and only stage opens up, unless you want to watch tv at the bar. I got lucky with a dancer who wanted to play pool. There are 2 pool tables and a dart board. The club is pretty much in the middle of nowhere , I have visited the place 4 times so far. There is nothing special about the club - not too big or small but they keep it neat - incl the bathrooms and lap dance area. Drinks are not expensive- only beer served, no liquor. But you can byob or liquor for a fee.

The dancers are entirely caucasian and except for may be 3 that are below average, rest are cute, probably in 5-7 range, one or two might be 8 or 9s. Good thing is there are no old ones, most in early 20's. Except for one with fake boobs, it was all natural with some very nice ones! The place does not get enough customers for the number of girls - i saw alteast 15+ girls and may be 40+ customers max that too most come in after 10pm and the place closes at midnight. So dancers are always pushing to get lap dances to make as much money as they can in the short time period. The dances are 30$ and almost NO contact. some girls might let you touch their legs or butt for a second, but that is about it.

I would recommend this place, but keep in mind - this is not a full nude club which sucks and you will be hustled by every single girl to get LDs which unfortunately are not worth the money. But a couple of girls are really hot so you will end up opening your wallet.