Privilege Lounge 216

I went in on a Saturday at around 3 and there was a really hot girl on stage. She was about a 8 or 9. As I was waiting for her to…

Club is pretty much a working guy club during the day. No cover,cheap drinks and good food I hear (haven't tried myself). Great place for people watching and having a beer to…

I had some time to kill and decided to visit Secrets one afternoon, this was my first time at the club in quite some time and only the second time B4 sundown.…

Stopped in Tuesday afternoon. Not a good selection of talent. A bunch of small breasted girls in their mid to late 20's. Nothing special. One stopped by and…

I stopped by Secrets on a Saturday afternoon on my way to the airport to pick up a family member. I was pleasently surprised to find that there was no cover charge…

went in here on a recent sat aft and had a pretty good experience... would definitely consider returning. the club is a two story building on brook park rd just east of…

I normally visit this club early in the day after work. They have good drink specials but the girls are of poor quality for the most part. I was in…

I'll be the first to admit that I'm no strip club connoisseur but trust me when I say this: Secrets is off the chain! I've only been to two other gentlemen clubs…

Stopped by on a Tuesday night around 9PM. Had visited this club during the day earlier and what a difference. Daytime is more rock and roll and the clientele reflects…

So I'm in Cleveland for the Motorcycle show at the IX Center and had plans for going out Saturday night since I was staying over. Well plans fell through. So…

Used to be optional full nude on stage but they ended that. And used to have two choices for lap dances, topless for $10 and nude for $20, but they ended the…

After being pleasantly surprised to see a nude club listed on TUSCL I headed over there only to find bottoms firmly in place and pasties all around. Secrets is easy to…

Stopped in to Secrets during happy hour. They have great beer prices during the day. Unfortunately the bartender was the hottest girl there. I sat at bar for almost…

Visited Secrets on Friday night around 9pm after dinner. The night started off slowly as I sat with a friend and drank for about 30min before any girl approached us. But after…

I visited on a friday afternoon between 3:30 and 5:00. the dancers seem to have abandonded this club. I used to come here for some dances and the happy hour…

I'm a semi-regular at Secrets stopped by around five p.m, great happy hours prices on domestic beer (1.75), but lately the number and quality of the girls on day shift has not…

Came by after a late working day. Definitely came at the right time...about 7:00PM. This is when they shift from day to night workers. There were maybe 5 girls…

This was a very strange experience for me. To provide some (relevant) background I ma a 40 year old white business owner. White is the relevant term here as good looking,…

Should have known better... Arrived close to midnight on Saturday night. Thuggish crowd outside smoking, lots of oversized t-shirts, not very nice cars in the parking lot. I went in, was…

Got here late and couldn't stay too long, so the review is not as in-depth as the others from this trip. I was in Cleveland for 3 nights this time--see my…

Stopped by here after an uneventful trip to Ambers. Club is surprisingly clean. The restrooms are nice too. I found than the bar prices are more than reasonable and…

stopped by secrets after work, about 15 girls workings, 9 white 4 latino 2 black, domestic beers are only a $1.75 til 8 p.m . the club is extremely…

This is the worst strip club I have ever been to !!! Bad service at the bar,dancers are rude.They would be 5 yards away from as asking if we wanted dance.Really ???…

a rare (for me) daytime visit to secrets, my second ever. the first time was a disgusting waste of time, this one was definitely better. around ten dancers, a couple around 6-7…

I hadn't been to Secrets in a long time. It's now -- and always has been -- a largely African-American bar; most the dancers, too. I like that just fine. Anyway,…

I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon to have a drink, check out the girls and kill a little time. Sat at the bar and one of the dancers, Kim, came up…

Went on a trip to Cleveland's I-X Center and did an over-nighter. Got to the club about 10;00 PM figuring since they close early (2:00 AM) that 10:00 PM would be the…

Really nice and clean, comfortable seating and a lot of it. Unfortunately most of the seating is a distance from the stage. Drinks priced right. So many places charge $4-5 for a…

I was in there last thursday. Needless to say the girls on shift were 6-7 a couple 8's. Low mileage, drinks were not bad. Just all in all a avg place. Depends…

The club is changing alot. I used to go here quite often and it was a white club in the afternoon and a black club in the evening. It is…

I'm not sure if this is a regular occurrence at this club or if it was because I came in on Tuesday in the early evening, but I was greeted at the…

previous reviewer feardbeard12 should be happy that he didn't visit secrets earlier. i stoped in today around 3pm. the place was dead, no dancers on stage, as a matter of fact i…

This is the second time I have been to Secrets. This time I went around 5:00 p.m., so it wasn't nearly as hoppin. There were around 10 dancers walking around, but it…

I visited Secrets on a Wednesday afternoon at around 2:30 pm. The club itself is very nice. Probably about as clean as you'll find. A server came and got my drink order within…

This is a good place to chill for an hour or so and watch the girls on stage. On the minus side, only 3 of the 10 or so who were working that…

Stopped in around 8:30 not very many girls, But the ones that were there were great. No drink hustle. I did not get any dances, I did not stay very long I…

I stopped in during the afternoon. There were about six girls. Two were sitting at tables not doing much. There were two at the bar with guys. One…

I am visiting Cleveland, and I went to Secret's tonight. I did realize until I went in that this is mostly a black club. I think I saw one white girl and…

stopped by thurs evening good price beers but girl not that great. i wont be back anytime soon! too ghetto! did have a sweet little thing come too my table and talked…

well i did something that i said i wouldn't do in my last review. i visited secrets in the evening again. i actually was going to go to the platnium horse this…

I've been here once at night and that won't happen again. However, I've been to Secrets a few times late afternoon for their happy hour ($1.75…

This remains a favorite place to stop for a beer after work because of its $1.50 domestic bottle beer Happy Hour each day. Stopped in two weeks ago and found one…

If you like curvy girls that come in all shapes, sizes and colors, then this place is for you. If you prefer skinny 100 pound teenagers with fake boobs, then please…

my only visits ever to secrets were last year, always in the evening and it seemed to cater to the hip hop ghetto crowd so i stopped going until easrlier tonight. the…

I can't speak for the night time crew but I finished work early and stopped on my way home. Sure glad I did. Nice looking girls on stage so I got a…

I have been here numerous times. Thankfully, I now know what to do and not to do. Some girls look good on stage, or say sweet somethings to you when…

This place has either really gone downhill or I rated it too high in the past. If you want a place in the afternoon to drink cheap beer at happy hour…

Very nice and comfortable club, with comfortable seating. It has a pool table off to the side. Plenty of customers but enough dancers to go around. The stage show…

Paid a visit here recently. It's still a nice club inside, as far as how it's outfitted and maintained. Some nicer looking dancers too. But when I compare it overall to…

Went to Secrets with my gf. There was a girl outside talking to a guy and as soon as she saw me alone she approached me to 'go out' I turned it…

Stopped in during their Christmas party. The place was packed with no where to sit. They had a free buffet which was great as they do have good food.…

I scrolled down to check my last review from February and noted that I gave Secrets a 7-8-6 rating. While my numbers are different, I agree with the previous review. This…

At this point, I've been occasionally bouncing around from club to club in the area, just to see what there is to see, and as far as clubs so, this one…

I went here on a recommendation from a friend. I was sorely disappointed. The best looking girl was the one at the door. It might have been Halloween or…

I stopped in here after a long day and found the beers are cheap and cold, still, and the girls looking great. Happy hour was from 2-8pm and the place was…

I have been going to this club off and on for a while. In my opinion, this is one of the better clubs in the area. Most of the girls there are…

Went on a Thusday after work. They have $1.50 bottled beer for happy hour, then it goes to $4.00. A couple of dancers stripped nude. Lap dances are $10 topless, $20 nude. They…

I stopped by during Happy Hour (4-8 daily) after not being in the place for a couple of months and not much has changed. The beer was still cold, inexpensive ($1.50…

This is a pretty nice spot. Its close to the freeway, drinks are reasonable (unless you go to the VIP. In VIP if you buy a girl a drink, $8 even pepsi).…

I give this place the highest value rating: in the afternnon, you can you buy bottled beer for $1.50 during happy hour with no cover-and there are a lot of dancers too.…

Here' my update on Secret's. It truly has come a long way. It's a hopping bar with a good vibe, the girls are good to higher caliber with only a few…

We took an impromptu ride out to Secrets, after hitting a couple other local dance clubs. The night seemed like a loss, so we decided to go out for my buddy's…

Business here continues to improve. Some girls I knew from other clubs have come here and swear they are making more money. It's clean, modern and pleasant without the glitz of…

I've been stopping in from time to time to give this place a chance. So far, it's been spotty. I only know a couple of the dancers. Some look like…

Things have been quiet at work for the last week so I was able to stop by this place twice in the last week during Happy Hour. I arrived on Friday…

Smirnov is right. I'm not sure what Taxidude was on when he wrote that review. I have officially given up on this place. It is like being a Chicago Cubs fan.…

Holy cow. The last review couldn't be more blatent -- and more blatently wrong. First of all, being the best cabaret on Brookpark Road is setting the bar extremely low -- none…

Will the best Cabaret on Brookpark Road stand up? Thats right lady's and gentlemen Secrets Gentlemen Club "NOW" Secrets Cabaret is truly the best Cabaret club on brookpark rd. The only club to…

I have been in this place quite a few times since the change from bikini to nude was made and it nevers failts to dissapoint me. Great Happy Hour specials ($1.50…

This club is fairly new to Cleveland and I've been trying to stop in for about a year now. Well recently I had the chance. I really can't figure this place out.…

Just saw this club the other night, thought I'd stop in and check it out. $5 cover, and "supposedly" a 2 drink minimum (but I got out after only one drink),…

Not much going here although it was a Sunday night. A few attractive dancers but nothing special. If you like wings Sunday night is 10 cent wing night with no…

Stopped by this place the other night and because of its location, I never knew it existed. This is currently a bikini club, though I understand the club recently won a court case…

I hadn't been in here in a long time....but boredom won out, and I went in a couple of nights ago. Decor and music hadn't changed.....still an odd mix of "gentleman's club" and…

I arrived at this club at 4:05PM, Friday, August 25, 2006. No cover was assessed at the time I entered. I purchased a $4 Red Bull and took a seat…

I've visited this place twice to also try to get a fix on mileage like the previous poster and have only begun to take the measure of the place. First, the dancers…

I went back here again last night. It's been several months, and I thought I should check it out again. The last time here I couldn't get a fix on…

Well, I'm unsure what kind of club this is (as to mileage, at least). Let me explain: First, as to the club itself, it was clean, nice, mostly classy (in a semi-tawdry…