After being pleasantly surprised to see...

After being pleasantly surprised to see a nude club listed on TUSCL I headed over there only to find bottoms firmly in place and pasties all around. Secrets is easy to get to, jusr SouthEast of the W. 130th exit off of I-480. There is ample free parking. Wand metal dector and $5 cover was all it took to get in on Saturday evening. Dancers are nothing great to look at but not terrible either and some actually danced fairly well and used the single pole on the stage rather well too but there wasn't enev one that I would rate above a 7 in my most generous grading mood. None of the dancers was interesting enough visually or conversationally to get the details on the lap dances that were done in the same 'easy chairs' that were at all the tables over against the wall in a dark but not very secluded area. Need I mention that I won't be returning any time soon?