Privilege Lounge 216
12820 Brookpark Rd Cleveland, OH 44130

my only visits ever to secrets...

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troop
Jun 8, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

my only visits ever to secrets were last year, always in the evening and it seemed to cater to the hip hop ghetto crowd so i stopped going until easrlier tonight. the only reason i stopped in tonight was because of how bad things were down the street at the crazy horse.

anyway i used an old pass that i had to get in. most of the hip hop crowd hadn't arrived yet but their girls were there waiting for them. several thick ones and one that was the thickest i had ever seen in a club. she had to be at least 180 pounds and she wasn't very tall. i had a couple drinks.. at least the prices were reasonable compared to the crazy horse and observed about 8 dancers total. like i said most of them were too heavy for my taste except for one that came and sat with me and i talked with for awhile. basically she was cold i wasn't getting a very good vibe from her but she was the best looking one there so i bought a dance. no mileage at all and when it was over she asked if i wanted more. i declined but told her that i did like her looks but i was going to leave. i could have been talking to a bar stool and got a better response. she basically got up and walked away without even saying thanks or goodbye. cold cold cold!

if i ever am in the area during the day i might give secrets another try but i believe my evening visits ended tonight.

honestly i don't know what's been going on with the cleveland area strip clubs that i've visited lately but it seems that things are going downhill fast.

i'm gonna have to consider going downtown or maybe try some akron area clubs.

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