I'll be the first to admit...

I'll be the first to admit that I'm no strip club connoisseur but trust me when I say this: Secrets is off the chain! I've only been to two other gentlemen clubs (Amber's, which is down the street, and another one located near downtown) yet I noticed a huge difference with a thing called "variety." At Secrets, you get a mix of average looking girls and good looking girls, with a sprinkle of not-so-hot and a dash of SEXY AS HELL (you'll have the best luck watching or getting a dance from a hottie at midnight and beyond. A major plus is that even though they're mega sexy, they're also very approachable. Yeah, I know, they act nice so they can make some money off of you but hot can girls have inflated egos which is a buzz kill). There's something for everyone and I say that as someone who's very observant. What I like about all the dancers from all categories of attractiveness that I've met is that I love their confidence. They're not shy or overly arrogant, and love to talk to you no matter for how brief a time. What I normally did in the several occasions that I've been to Secrets was just sit at the bar, have a few drinks, and watch the performances. I don't what it was this past weekend but there was a good 5 ladies that I couldn't take my eyes off of. I was fixated on one in particular mostly and my friend noticed so he waved her over and paid her 10 bucks or so to give me a dance. Though I'm more into grinding and love me some boob action (two things I really didn't get much of), her humping my leg, spreading her legs around my face, and showing off her perfect ass were more than enough to make me want more. Dancing is topless but girls have to wear pasties which I freakin' hate because it takes away the point of the performance. But anyways, I'm hoping to go back next week and see if she's there; definitely gonna bring more cash. The club's music isn't overwhelmingly loud so you won't have trouble hearing a dancer or your friend who's sitting beside you like at some other places, the DJ picks great hits--predominately Rap/Hip Hop--throughout the entire night, and the vibe is great (especially with the club/strobe lights everywhere), to put it simply. Oh, and don't be shocked if you notice that the bartenders are sexier than a handful of the dancers. I found them to be sexy, sweet, charming, and patient. They're not in your face and don't have the intention of burning your wallet to a crisp. Overall, Secrets has made me a big fan of going out on the weekends instead of merely settling on dining out. I never thought I'd say this about a strip club but I think I found my regular hangout joint. Pretty hot dancers, food smelled amazing (didn't have any, though) well-priced drinks, and a relaxed atmosphere--you cannot go wrong.