Reviews

This might be my easiest review I’ve ever written. Rolled up to the club and wasn’t impressed by the outside. It’s a single floor, one big ass room with a main stage and a little…

Chicas Bonitas was, I think, the closest club to where I was staying in downtown Austin. It was an easy 10-minute/$10 in a ride share. There's an arcade (the "Texas Gaming Lounge") a few buildings…

The basics - Valet parking, $20 :>(. He directed me to the only open spot which was in the front, a couple of spots down from the front door. Entry was…

I had a chance to go in. Paid the cover charge and this place was pretty full and was able to get myself a couch. I’ve been approached by several thick girls…

I went here on a Sunday night. The place is in a dark spot on a street near the highway. I walked, the place was extremely small. There was a small bar on the right…

So decided to visit this place after being gone for many years. This place is located off the frontage road next to many business. It’s hard to spot if your not looking for it. The…

First time visit. Post COVID about midnight on Saturday. It’s located on the I-35 frontage road, easy to pass and miss valet parking. At this hour, neighboring businesses are closed, so plenty of free parking.…

I was looking for a little bit of a different level of entertainment, so I decided to try out this place. It is small inside, and pretty crowded, especially for supposedly being under limited capacity because…

English is not my native language and I'm learning in these clubs. So I prefer clubs at low rates. I prefer girls in those kind of clubs. And this Saturday, It was crowded of latinas…

On a recent trip to Austin I visited this club and Divas. This one I chose to revisit on my last day which either tells you something about the club or about me. Both visits…

I went at midnight on a Thursday. The place is pretty small, but there were a lot of dancers working, maybe 30. I think the dancers outnumbered the patrons two to one. I'd rate most…

Back in Austin last month and checked out a few south austin clubs. I have reviewed this club several times. See my previous review for details. Nothing has changed - except below: Very limited parking - $10…

I have stopped here multiple times. parking is an issue at the club and the security guy tried to charge $10 or so for the only spot available. I refused to pay and he mentioned…

Stopped into Chicas Bonitas after a work day in Austin. It's a small club with very little parking and a food truck out front. The beers were cheap, which was a plus. There wasn't anyone dancing…

Visited this club early evening on a Thursday, I was in town for business, walked from a nearby hotel. It did not look like the safest area but it was along a busy road…

This is one of the last places in the US to get a $10 full song length decent grind on you lapper. Other reviews have mentioned the large size of the dancers, but on…

Club is off of I-35. Came in on a Saturday night. Parking is a complete shit show. There should be something on the streets if you can’t get a spot (you won’t). Cover was $5.…

I’ve been traveling to Austin for the past few months and have been testing out the circuit here. Went to Chicas Bonitas a couple of weeks back, around 10pm. The club is pretty small and is…

And I wasn't disappointed, i.e., my low expectations were fulfilled. I had read some of the previous good to fair reviews, and knowing that only occasionally a good to exceptional dancer is likely to…

I don't go here often. The club parking is problematic and that means I'll usually head out to the north or the south when in Austin. But I found myself in town for meetings and…

I came to Chicas Bonitas while on a business trip in Austin. Walked in around 10pm and the place was bustling and there were beautiful girls everywhere. There was a solid mix of body types…

Came here on a Tuesday night while on a business trip to Austin for the first time. I’m used to high mileage lap dances in Florida but I did not know what to expect in…

Went here early evening and got accosted by a guy in a red car who sped up behind me “$10 for parking, Sir” It’s not even clear who the fuck he is - like, wait,…

It was a Monday afternoon and I was bored with work so I cruised down I35 in Austin and stopped at Chicas. The parking lot was full, so I had to find a spot…

Big Booty latina club. See my previous review for details. Most recent visit there were 16-18 dancers. No more than 6 customers at any given time. I was there 6-8 PM. For months I have enjoyed…