Chicas Bonitas Reviews

Great place to go if you like Latinas. Gotta love the booty! There's also a Chicas Bonita's in Vegas, where we have loads of fun. This club was a bit of a let down in comparison... Lots of dancers, prob a dozen or more, and only a handful of customers....

This is big booty world. If you want pale, slim, white dancers there are other bars in Austin (P10, Palazio). This club has mostly latina dancers with thick curvy bodies and big, round butts. Delicious (for me) !

There still will be one or two petite spinners, usually sitting...

First review here guys, I'm still getting my bearings on this site. Not sure what you dudes expect out fna review but here goes...

I am bartender in the area, and sometimes I get out of work a little early. On these nights its not unusual for me to hit a...

16 Dancers. 4 Customers.

Found myself stuck in downtown Austin around 4PM Thursday. Traffic everywhere - but a front parking spot waiting for me in front of Chicas Bonitas. And Mikko's recent review was on my mind.

No parking fee that day. In the past I've had to pay $5-$10 if an...

If you're looking for skinny white girls obviously don't go here. If you're looking for elite strippers don't go here either. This place is filled with immigrants from Cuba and Mexico etc who are earning like it. It's true there are a few girls in there that are downright scary...

Going into here I didn't really have high expectations for the experience. I live right around the corner from here and the outside of the building just looks run down and sketchy but a friend and I had been drinking one Saturday and decided to go check it out....

I used to visit but skipped lately due to poor reviews. Decided to stop by for a cold beer and with no expectations.

5 dancers (4 latina and 1 white) and 3-4 customers and loud latina music playing.
Free parking (usually $5 to park on side and $10 in front). $5...

Friends and I just got back from this place.

DO NOT GO INTO THE VIP ROOM.

First off, I have no idea why we went here. The outside looks scary. Based on how it looked on the outside, it may have been located in some seedy town south of the border.

It...

After another fail at Landing Strip, I got a wild hair to finally check out Chicas Bonitas. From other reviews, it was either going to be a scary dump or the land of voluptuous latinas. There were A LOT of latinas there (probably 20), but only a couple...

Chicas Bonitas is good value for money: for sure not a high class place, but on balance is that your main criterion? I arrived just after they opened, at 11:1,5 as I had a PM meeting. Dead and some clearing going on, but by 11:30 here were half...

This is the kind of club I really wanted to hate. I got dinged for $10 by the valet after parking my own car. Then was hit with a $5 charge on the way inside. The lady at the door was cool, though, and told me where to park if...

I have always been a Latina fan so I had to stop by while I was in Austin. My first impression was "what a dump". That being said I had one of the best times I've ever had at a strip club. The bartender and waitstaff were very friendly. The...

Every time I visit Austin, I make a visit to this club. It isn't for everyone, and if you're looking for "10's" this IS NOT the place for you. BUT, if you're looking for up-close and personal treatment, this is the place to be! Great entertainment on stage, very liberal...

Amistoso is friendly in Spanish and the two dancers I encountered on my visit here on afternoon about 4:30 certainly were. There is a $5 valet parking fee which consists of a guy pointing to a space and asking for the money. Not really much parking available in the area...

Made by way in before 4pm and avoided the valet charge. Plenty of space to park. There were about ten girls in the club in all, spread out between the stage and patio. As usual many had thick pornstar-esque asses and thighs. A great change of...

tl;dr: If you like big asses, come to this place. Treat the ladies like you would any gentlemen, and you'll be just fine.

Pros:
- cheap dance prices $10 in the main area $25 in private. Afaik there's only one other SC in TX that has a better...

$5 valet, $5 cover... TL;DR - Poor service. No girls dancing. Venue in disrepair and in need of cleaning. Girls will play and dances can get very handsy and there are some good private areas. Will not return.

Walk into the club...It's dark with some strobe...

Went to this place while passing through Austin. The furniture in this place is the worst and the women range from a few above average to mostly on the lower end of the spectrum. All the women were very friendly and like to spend time talking with the customers with...

On my annual or semiannual visits to Austin I am eventually going to hit all dozen or so strip clubs in town. Over the past six years I've been:

10+ times to Yellow Rose
5+ times to Expose
5+ times to Sugar's Uptown Cabaret
3 times to Landing Strip
2 times to XTC
1 time...

Felt like I was in Mexico. The patrons, the music, the low quality of furniture all made me feel that way. Overall most girls were average, with some at far extremes.

The grossest one was the lone white girl. She had to be a methhead. I did eventually go to...

I drop by once every couple of months, when I'm passing through Austin. Very, very good value, especially for someone (like me) who likes the Latinas. The dancers aren't Playboy quality, tending toward the heavier end. But if that's your type, you'll find them very friendly. They'll also hang with...

Wow. I didn’t entirely believe the reviews, but take it from me: These girls are heavy. Way too heavy to be dancers. I’m not making a statement about their personalities, but geez, stripping is probably not the best career choice for them. There was one...

I visited Chicas Bonitas recently, and I can't say that it was a great experience. From the name I expected to have a healthy mix of fine latinas, some not so fine, and some ugly, realistically speaking.

But wow. What I ran into was instead a heavy heaping of fugly things....

Summary: 15 girls-Monday night (6 latinas, 3 white, 6 black). Chair dances $10, Couch/private dances $25 (negotiate 2 for $40). Couch/priv dances are very Hands On for customers, bouncer rarely checks private area. Girls are personable, and give great dances.<br>
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I arrived around 10 pm on Monday night, I fully...

I really like this place. I've been here four times now and have never left unsatisfied. Yeah, the dancers aren't "10's", but they are friendly in many ways and don't pressure you to pay for dances every time they come off the stage. They will spend time with you at...